S1 E13
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Season 1  "Edwina"  1x13

Aired 52 years ago - Dec 24, 1972

The nurses go to extremes lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie - they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals.

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Eddie!
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Margie, I am 28 years old, and I have never...
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- Seymour Chomkey. - Nice name.
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for the first month.
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I can tell you that your problem is all mental.
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My dear, Eddie is a lovely girl, but she has a gift for calamity.
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- Dirt? - A finger.
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Don't you wanna know what I heard while I peeked?
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That attitude could destroy morale,
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Listen. I've just given myself the rest of the day off.
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You're commanding officer! Command the girls to cut it out!
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- Shower's ready. - Is it cold?
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Someone, at whatever risk to his life or limb,
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and dropped by helicopter behind enemy lines.
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whoever he may turn out to be:
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They're wearing our uniforms, but they're not built like us.
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I want you to know I was fully opposed to this degenerate, depraved, immoral,
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Would you like some cream-of-leftover soup?
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- Some coffee? - Please.
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Margie tells me you'll be leaving us in a couple of weeks.
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and my family will have left without a forwarding address.
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- That's right. - Those are only some of my qualities.
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I find you interesting. I'd like to get to know you in the short time we have left.
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The first girl I really fell for, it was just chemistry.
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Want to give me one last kiss, just in case she breaks my lips tonight?
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What shall we drink to?
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- Eddie? - It's all right, Hawkeye.
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We're just two people waiting for a bus. Or, in my case, an ambulance.
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