S1 E12
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Season 1  "Dear Dad"  1x12

Aired 51 years ago - Dec 17, 1972

Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home, a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex, with the aid of figure A and figure B; Trapper helps deliver a calf; Klinger and Frank get into a fight, but Father Mulcahy smoothes things over; Hawkeye and Trapper sabotage Margaret's tent; Hawkeye flies to the front line dressed as Santa, to help a wounded soldier.

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until we did a fluoroscope of one of his packages,
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- Let me give you a hand. - Would you please, sir?
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"Come to the mess tent with me, Dad, and I'll buy you a cup of coffee."
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"Thanks to these regulations, we know what to do
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"And the family."
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Why should they know more than we do?
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I've devoted my life to this subject. At least a good many of the nights.
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uh... the, uh... woman...
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and wants to get married, but Figure A is already married to, say, Figure C,
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Moving along now, we come to the matter of, uh, family reproduction.
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It is necessary that they, uh...
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The following have volunteered for today's 10-mile fitness hike...
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"The kind you never forget."
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Whenever the locals want help, it's Trapper John McIntyre they turn to.
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for which service the doctor received one gallon of mother's milk."
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- Pierce? - Yes, ma'am.
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- This time take one step closer to the razor. - Oh, very good!
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- My ma give me this when I left. - Take it off.
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No, wait!
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- He's exhausted. - OK...
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- Give it to me. - Don't touch me,
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He's tired. We're all tired.
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I guarantee it.
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Attention, all personnel. When filling out Gl insurance forms,
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"I've done my share to keep up their morale."
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"I'd make a grab for her, but I don't know how to do that and salute her too."
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"He and Hot Lips had a date the other night."
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Three guesses.
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Gee, it all looks so nice.
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I'll get 'em all! Each and every dirty...
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Goodnight, Hawkeye.
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Pierce, are you crazy?!
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- I'm fine, Frank. Fine. - Oh, the man's a beast! An animal.
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- That's what she's doing now. - Oh, yeah.
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- Standing room only. - Great!
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- How do I get there? - Chopper.
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until we did a fluoroscope of one of his packages,
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- Let me give you a hand. - Would you please, sir?
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"Come to the mess tent with me, Dad, and I'll buy you a cup of coffee."
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"Thanks to these regulations, we know what to do
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"And the family."
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Why should they know more than we do?
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I've devoted my life to this subject. At least a good many of the nights.
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uh... the, uh... woman...
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and wants to get married, but Figure A is already married to, say, Figure C,
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Moving along now, we come to the matter of, uh, family reproduction.
#13
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It is necessary that they, uh...
#14
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The following have volunteered for today's 10-mile fitness hike...
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"The kind you never forget."
#17
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Whenever the locals want help, it's Trapper John McIntyre they turn to.
#18
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for which service the doctor received one gallon of mother's milk."
#19
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- Pierce? - Yes, ma'am.
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- This time take one step closer to the razor. - Oh, very good!
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- My ma give me this when I left. - Take it off.
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No, wait!
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- He's exhausted. - OK...
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- Give it to me. - Don't touch me,
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He's tired. We're all tired.
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I guarantee it.
#29
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Attention, all personnel. When filling out Gl insurance forms,
#30
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"I've done my share to keep up their morale."
#31
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"I'd make a grab for her, but I don't know how to do that and salute her too."
#32
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"He and Hot Lips had a date the other night."
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Three guesses.
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Gee, it all looks so nice.
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I'll get 'em all! Each and every dirty...
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Goodnight, Hawkeye.
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Pierce, are you crazy?!
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- I'm fine, Frank. Fine. - Oh, the man's a beast! An animal.
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- That's what she's doing now. - Oh, yeah.
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- Standing room only. - Great!
#48
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- How do I get there? - Chopper.
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