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Season 4  "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)"  4x9

Aired 24 years ago - Jul 19, 2000

The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy, after all, he can only say his name. Feeling the need to confess their sins they catch the priest in a compromising position and decide to save themselves.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 1
Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2
Eheh, thank you Butters. We'll let you know.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
What key?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
E F G, H I J K L-M-N-O-P
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
Aw, man, this is gonna be a long-ass day.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
Dude, she's a CHICK!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9
We have to rehearse all that we can! Now, check this out: My mom made us costumes!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 11
I heard it on HBO. It means, like, you know, when you?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13
We're goin' to see the mall manager.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14
Oh, God, I can't see!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
Nothing. Wwhy?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Alright, guys, here we go. Hello, sir!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 18
Oh. Well, I guess. What?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 19
And girl you know you're cool, you're good, you're so much nicer, girl.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 20
And I would uh, I'd hate to have to move it off to the side for a while.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
You're the hoodlums who got on the intercom and started an orange smoothie riot!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
Now, Randy, calm down. It's just a silly little dream. They're not gonna actually make it.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
Problem, Chef. I have m-many problems.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
But I just can't express it right, you know?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
And then, it grows exponentiously until all girls within a five-mile radius are screaming.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26
You're welcome. Now, go away! A-and a cucumber in the pants never hurt either!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
Dude, what's wrong with your leg?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
You could be warching TV or, laying in bed.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
If you would, sir, just watch this and prepare to be wowed!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
That's all we need! How about this afternoon at 3 o'clock?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 38
Listen: I'm putting together a rock group. A vocal group called the Ghetto Avenue Boys.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
You know you've got?it.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
Alright, guys, let's take it from the top.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
Get a life, Marsh! Alright, guys, let's take it from the top.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
Ever since then, I've wished every single day that I could go back to that moment when I was offered the job and say, "No!"
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
ssspitting you out and throwing you away like you were last night's pork chops!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
Waw. There must be at least 20 people out there.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
Yeah. We'll start right away. We'll have to do it without him.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
I mean, whatever you used to be, you're just my dad.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
Isn't that stupid?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
God damnit! People are walking away!

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2
Eheh, thank you Butters. We'll let you know.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
What key?
#3
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
E F G, H I J K L-M-N-O-P
#4
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
Aw, man, this is gonna be a long-ass day.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
#6
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
#7
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
Dude, she's a CHICK!
#8
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9
We have to rehearse all that we can! Now, check this out: My mom made us costumes!
#9
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 11
I heard it on HBO. It means, like, you know, when you?
#11
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12 #12 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13
We're goin' to see the mall manager.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14
Oh, God, I can't see!
#14
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
Nothing. Wwhy?
#16
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Alright, guys, here we go. Hello, sir!
#17
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 18
Oh. Well, I guess. What?
#18
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 19
And girl you know you're cool, you're good, you're so much nicer, girl.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 20
And I would uh, I'd hate to have to move it off to the side for a while.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
You're the hoodlums who got on the intercom and started an orange smoothie riot!
#21
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
Now, Randy, calm down. It's just a silly little dream. They're not gonna actually make it.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
Problem, Chef. I have m-many problems.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
But I just can't express it right, you know?
#24
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
And then, it grows exponentiously until all girls within a five-mile radius are screaming.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26
You're welcome. Now, go away! A-and a cucumber in the pants never hurt either!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
Dude, what's wrong with your leg?
#27
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28 #28 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
You could be warching TV or, laying in bed.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
If you would, sir, just watch this and prepare to be wowed!
#32
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
That's all we need! How about this afternoon at 3 o'clock?
#34
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35 #35 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 38
Listen: I'm putting together a rock group. A vocal group called the Ghetto Avenue Boys.
#38
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
You know you've got?it.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
Alright, guys, let's take it from the top.
#41
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
Get a life, Marsh! Alright, guys, let's take it from the top.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
Ever since then, I've wished every single day that I could go back to that moment when I was offered the job and say, "No!"
#44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
ssspitting you out and throwing you away like you were last night's pork chops!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
Waw. There must be at least 20 people out there.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
Yeah. We'll start right away. We'll have to do it without him.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
I mean, whatever you used to be, you're just my dad.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
Isn't that stupid?
#49
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
God damnit! People are walking away!
#50