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Season 4  "Timmy 2000"  4x3

Aired 24 years ago - Apr 19, 2000

There's something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is "retarded", he is "diagnosed" with ADD, which relieves him of the responsibility to do any homework. Soon the rest of the class manages to get diagnosed with ADD, and all get prescribed Ritalin. Everyone is on Ritalin and just complacent enough to sit through a Phil Collins show.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 1
This young man definitely has Attention Deficit Disorder!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
"Please excuse Timmy from all questions and all homework, as he has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder."
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
Anybody? Anybody??
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
Dude, we suck!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
Dude, we've been practicing for eight years, Skyler.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
Sharon, your son has Attention Deficit Disorder too?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
Mr. Pharmacist, this Ritalin doesn't have any side effects, does it?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
Look alive, lettin' it feel (so light). Lettin' it feel so light.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
And now it's time for our final band.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
Darkness fills my heart with pain.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
Darkness fills my heart with pain.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
Do you think that would be funny?! You're making him feel bad!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
Listen to them. They really love me.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
where they will open for Phil Collins. But Phil Collins is not happy.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
So that's why all you children are acting so damned boring!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
Those damned psychologists prescribe all kinds of medicines to you children without even carin' about the side effects.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
the cool, brainwashing, twelve-year-old-and-younger station that hides behind a slick image.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
No way, he did just say it, but just to be cool. That's what makes him cool.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
Well, I think the sad question is, "Where are the parents in all this?"
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
-Richarrrrd! -Helennnn!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
Okay, children, let's settle down!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
Vaginas, and penises. Butt sex.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
Nice to meet you. I'm Phil Collins.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
Well, I mean, it's obvious all the talent and artistic vision in the band comes from you.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
But then, finally, I went solo. And that's when I started writing really great songs.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
It's always about you, isn't it?! I'm sick of it!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
No! Don't try and stop me, man! I'll see you on fame's backside.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
Here's Lalapalalala's news. The hit group Timmy has broken up.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
Yeah. Phil Collins was right. People laughed at Timmy, and Timmy should be at home, where he's protected from laughter.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
but I brought over a videotape to show you that there are alternatives to Ritalin.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
This treatment is fast and effective and doesn't use harmful drugs.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
Stop crying and do your schoolwork!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
It sure did.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
Yes. His flowing melodies are really enjoyable to us.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
Look at that. Ritalin stocks are up ten points.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
But now you've got a town full of zombie children from the planet Zandor.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
Thanks to you, we have children in our town that like Phil Collins!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
We uh?have to convince them not to take it, but, ahah ih it'll be hard to get it away from them.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
Oh, thank you, Chef. How nice.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50
Deep inside of me.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
"Please excuse Timmy from all questions and all homework, as he has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder."
#2
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
Anybody? Anybody??
#4
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
Dude, we suck!
#5
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
Dude, we've been practicing for eight years, Skyler.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
Sharon, your son has Attention Deficit Disorder too?
#9
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
Mr. Pharmacist, this Ritalin doesn't have any side effects, does it?
#10
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
Look alive, lettin' it feel (so light). Lettin' it feel so light.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
And now it's time for our final band.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
Darkness fills my heart with pain.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
Darkness fills my heart with pain.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
Do you think that would be funny?! You're making him feel bad!
#16
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
Listen to them. They really love me.
#17
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
where they will open for Phil Collins. But Phil Collins is not happy.
#18
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20 #20 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
So that's why all you children are acting so damned boring!
#21
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
Those damned psychologists prescribe all kinds of medicines to you children without even carin' about the side effects.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
the cool, brainwashing, twelve-year-old-and-younger station that hides behind a slick image.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
No way, he did just say it, but just to be cool. That's what makes him cool.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
Well, I think the sad question is, "Where are the parents in all this?"
#25
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
-Richarrrrd! -Helennnn!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
Okay, children, let's settle down!
#27
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
Vaginas, and penises. Butt sex.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
Nice to meet you. I'm Phil Collins.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
Well, I mean, it's obvious all the talent and artistic vision in the band comes from you.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
But then, finally, I went solo. And that's when I started writing really great songs.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
It's always about you, isn't it?! I'm sick of it!
#34
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
No! Don't try and stop me, man! I'll see you on fame's backside.
#35
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
Here's Lalapalalala's news. The hit group Timmy has broken up.
#36
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
Yeah. Phil Collins was right. People laughed at Timmy, and Timmy should be at home, where he's protected from laughter.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
but I brought over a videotape to show you that there are alternatives to Ritalin.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
This treatment is fast and effective and doesn't use harmful drugs.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
Stop crying and do your schoolwork!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
It sure did.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
Yes. His flowing melodies are really enjoyable to us.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
Look at that. Ritalin stocks are up ten points.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
But now you've got a town full of zombie children from the planet Zandor.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
Thanks to you, we have children in our town that like Phil Collins!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
We uh?have to convince them not to take it, but, ahah ih it'll be hard to get it away from them.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
Oh, thank you, Chef. How nice.
#49
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50
Deep inside of me.
#50