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Season 4  "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"  4x5

Aired 24 years ago - Jun 21, 2000

Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park and Cartman becomes their poster child. The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 1
You can keep a little girl company for 20 quid a day, Pip.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
Eho. After you, miss.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
Does it frighten you to look upon a woman who has not seen the sun in over 20 years?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
Estella, play with this boy.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
Oh, yes! My sister and I play that game at home all the time! Who will go first?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
Hm, you quite fancy her, don't you? Come back again next week. We shall "play" some more.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
But every single day Pip's love for Estella grew.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
You may kiss me if you like. Come. Let us walk in the daisy garden.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
Oh I rather thought I was.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
He was hired to be the friend of the very harsh and beautiful Estella.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
Because Pip knew that someone as sophisticated and as wealthy as Estella could never love him,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
Sure! They're those things with vaginas in them.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
Oh. D'ooooh. No, I don't think so, Pip. Who could that be?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
I have a client who wishes to give this bright child a future. Anything he desires. Do you still object?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
Oho. But it must be Ms. Havesham!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
Pip! A young gentleman! Of great expectations!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
He is a distinguished young lad who will help you on your way to being a gentleman. I trust you see no problem with this?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 19
As do you. Perhaps we've seen each other before.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 20
Oh it's quite alright. Lord bless me! Why, you're the pale young man I saw at Ms. Havesham's house!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 21
Right, time for a smashing meal and the story of Ms. Havesham.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
Not at all, I'm sure. Anyway, Ms. Havesham grew up to be a lovely young lady, and soon a man came along,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
But not the groom. And I break from the tale now only to mention that one should never pass gas at the dinner table!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
And the story ends, Pip, with me suggesting that one should never pull out the wee wee and check it for scabs whilst at the table.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
And after it all, after WEEKS and weeks of intense schooling, Pip was finally a full-fledged gentleman.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
Perhaps. Estella's been off to school as well. She's become quite the lady.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27
It is blind devotion, unquestioning self-humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28
Go and seek her out. And love her. Love her!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
From the apprentice of a blacksmith to a fine young gentleman of great expectations.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
Iiii see, and you no longer live with the blacksmith?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
I think you do.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
Who ? Who is that?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
I'm I'm very I'm leaving.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
Don't they make a handsome couple, Pip? Look at the way he holds her hand.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
But tonight I will fuse my soul into Estella's once and for all.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
And as for you, Pip, my robot monkeys should take care of you!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
I'll rip off your arms and shove 'em up your arse!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
Because back then you treated me like any other person.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
That being a gentleman doesn't mean learning to dance, or proper table manners.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
And now the thrilling conclusion of Great Expectations!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
Quite the contrary, blacksmith. My revenge on the male race is only about to begin.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 47
Once your tears have collected into the Genesis device, the fusion of Estella and me will be complete.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 48
Pocket! Get over there, and do whatever it takes to keep those blokes from crying!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 49
Yes, but just thnk about panda bears!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 50

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2 #2 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
Eho. After you, miss.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
Does it frighten you to look upon a woman who has not seen the sun in over 20 years?
#4 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
Estella, play with this boy.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
Oh, yes! My sister and I play that game at home all the time! Who will go first?
#6 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
Hm, you quite fancy her, don't you? Come back again next week. We shall "play" some more.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
But every single day Pip's love for Estella grew.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
You may kiss me if you like. Come. Let us walk in the daisy garden.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
Oh I rather thought I was.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
He was hired to be the friend of the very harsh and beautiful Estella.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
Because Pip knew that someone as sophisticated and as wealthy as Estella could never love him,
#12 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
Sure! They're those things with vaginas in them.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
Oh. D'ooooh. No, I don't think so, Pip. Who could that be?
#14 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
I have a client who wishes to give this bright child a future. Anything he desires. Do you still object?
#15 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
Oho. But it must be Ms. Havesham!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
Pip! A young gentleman! Of great expectations!
#17 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
He is a distinguished young lad who will help you on your way to being a gentleman. I trust you see no problem with this?
#18 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 19
As do you. Perhaps we've seen each other before.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 20
Oh it's quite alright. Lord bless me! Why, you're the pale young man I saw at Ms. Havesham's house!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 21
Right, time for a smashing meal and the story of Ms. Havesham.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
Not at all, I'm sure. Anyway, Ms. Havesham grew up to be a lovely young lady, and soon a man came along,
#22 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
But not the groom. And I break from the tale now only to mention that one should never pass gas at the dinner table!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
And the story ends, Pip, with me suggesting that one should never pull out the wee wee and check it for scabs whilst at the table.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
And after it all, after WEEKS and weeks of intense schooling, Pip was finally a full-fledged gentleman.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
Perhaps. Estella's been off to school as well. She's become quite the lady.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27
It is blind devotion, unquestioning self-humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world,
#27 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28
Go and seek her out. And love her. Love her!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
From the apprentice of a blacksmith to a fine young gentleman of great expectations.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
Iiii see, and you no longer live with the blacksmith?
#31 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
I think you do.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
Who ? Who is that?
#33 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
I'm I'm very I'm leaving.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
Don't they make a handsome couple, Pip? Look at the way he holds her hand.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
But tonight I will fuse my soul into Estella's once and for all.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
And as for you, Pip, my robot monkeys should take care of you!
#39 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
I'll rip off your arms and shove 'em up your arse!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
Because back then you treated me like any other person.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
That being a gentleman doesn't mean learning to dance, or proper table manners.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
And now the thrilling conclusion of Great Expectations!
#45 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
Quite the contrary, blacksmith. My revenge on the male race is only about to begin.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 47
Once your tears have collected into the Genesis device, the fusion of Estella and me will be complete.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 48
Pocket! Get over there, and do whatever it takes to keep those blokes from crying!
#48 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 49
Yes, but just thnk about panda bears!
#49 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 50 #50