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Season 4  "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"  4x2

Aired 24 years ago - Apr 12, 2000

The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric's fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding race down Phil Collins Hill. Token says that the boys can't lose thanks to Eric's fat ass. Eric then tosses a rock into the side of Token's head. The FBI claim that this was a hate crime and Cartman is sent to jail. Can the other boys bust Cartman out in time for the big race?

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 1
What turns a normal, fat little eight-year-old boy into a vicious, hate-crime-commiting racist?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 2
O! He said it again!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 3
Oo, poopiekins?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 4
We know!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 5
...that if you want to hurt another human being, you'd better make damn sure they're the same color as you are!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 8
Tom, it looks like the Go-Go Action Bronco is heading east on 285.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 9
Damnit, Kenny! Can't this thing go any faster?!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 10
Jeezus, he's gonna ram it!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 11
Well, it's been over thirteen hours now, and still the car chase has not ended.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 12
We're gonna make it, Kenny! We're gonna make it to Mexico!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 14
Here we are, the end of the road. Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 15
Prisoner 24601, arriving.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 17
...13 years, so in the meantime we need someone to race with us against the girls on Saturday.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 18
Hey, I'm not fat, you guys. I'm just kind of big-boned.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 19
How about you come up with a reason why we don't break your arms?!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 20
Oh, uh, well, personally, I? uhuhuhuh, I?don't like Animaniacs?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 21
Yeah, neither do I. Friends suck.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 22
Yeah, why don't you go eat some more pork rinds or something, you fat fuck?!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
You know something, guys? I think we all took Cartman's ass for granted.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 25
That does it! We've got no other choice! We've got to bust Cartman out of jail!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 26
Young man, that is the fourth time you've been late for our visiting time; you are grounded.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 27
A what?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28
...and ownay we're otallytay ewedscray!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 29
Just pass them through these little drill holes here. That's what everybody does.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
Wow. I really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 31
There's only one thing we can do. We have to go see Token
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 34
Come on! Uugh, come on, now! Come on, uuhhhgghh yeahhh. Hoh. Phew.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 35
...you're gonna have to sneak something else in for me.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 36
Well, his head is still a little sore, but you can come in, if you like.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 37
-No, I'd, actually agree with you. -Huh?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 39
Oh, thank God! Oh, thank you, Jesus, uh! Hoh.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 40
I just wanted you to sneak stuff in for me.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 41
Yeah, it's a little ripe, but it's brand new, man! You can play it at recess.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 45
But if someone kills somebody of a different color, it's a hate crime.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 46
Mayor, it is time to stop splitting people into groups.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 47
That is our presentation. An idea that we call?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 48
Hurry up! They're sending the dogs after us!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 49
Yeah. I never really realized that until just now.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 50
You?well?I know you don't think you've?ever been anybody's friend, but, well, you're a friend to me.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 2
O! He said it again!
#2 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 3
Oo, poopiekins?
#3 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 4
We know!
#4 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 5
...that if you want to hurt another human being, you'd better make damn sure they're the same color as you are!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 8
Tom, it looks like the Go-Go Action Bronco is heading east on 285.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 9
Damnit, Kenny! Can't this thing go any faster?!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 10
Jeezus, he's gonna ram it!
#10 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 11
Well, it's been over thirteen hours now, and still the car chase has not ended.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 12
We're gonna make it, Kenny! We're gonna make it to Mexico!
#12 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 14
Here we are, the end of the road. Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 15
Prisoner 24601, arriving.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 17
...13 years, so in the meantime we need someone to race with us against the girls on Saturday.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 18
Hey, I'm not fat, you guys. I'm just kind of big-boned.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 19
How about you come up with a reason why we don't break your arms?!
#19 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 20
Oh, uh, well, personally, I? uhuhuhuh, I?don't like Animaniacs?
#20 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 21
Yeah, neither do I. Friends suck.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 22
Yeah, why don't you go eat some more pork rinds or something, you fat fuck?!
#22 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
You know something, guys? I think we all took Cartman's ass for granted.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 25
That does it! We've got no other choice! We've got to bust Cartman out of jail!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 26
Young man, that is the fourth time you've been late for our visiting time; you are grounded.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 27
A what?
#27 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28
...and ownay we're otallytay ewedscray!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 29
Just pass them through these little drill holes here. That's what everybody does.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
Wow. I really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 31
There's only one thing we can do. We have to go see Token
#31 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 32 #32 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 34
Come on! Uugh, come on, now! Come on, uuhhhgghh yeahhh. Hoh. Phew.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 35
...you're gonna have to sneak something else in for me.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 36
Well, his head is still a little sore, but you can come in, if you like.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 37
-No, I'd, actually agree with you. -Huh?
#37 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 39
Oh, thank God! Oh, thank you, Jesus, uh! Hoh.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 40
I just wanted you to sneak stuff in for me.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 41
Yeah, it's a little ripe, but it's brand new, man! You can play it at recess.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 45
But if someone kills somebody of a different color, it's a hate crime.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 46
Mayor, it is time to stop splitting people into groups.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 47
That is our presentation. An idea that we call?
#47 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 48
Hurry up! They're sending the dogs after us!
#48 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 49
Yeah. I never really realized that until just now.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 50
You?well?I know you don't think you've?ever been anybody's friend, but, well, you're a friend to me.
#50