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Season 4  "Helen Keller! The Musical"  4x13

Aired 24 years ago - Nov 22, 2000

The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and outstanding musicals galore!

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 1
But I'm all better now, and the school was nice enough to let me go on teaching,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Alright, Ike Broflovski.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
And so the other thing that makes my Trapper Keeper cooler than Kyle's
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
Uh, n-no, I'm afraid not, Bill Cosby,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5
Hold it.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6
I nominate Filmore, because he's the smartest kid in the class.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
Ike? How about you? You're a genius.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
And on Fridays, I'll add two minutes to nap time. Thank you.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
Aaahhh, hello Eric. Can I be your humon friend? I mean, friend?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
Oh, I see. Alright, I'll pay 100 geliga stones ---
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
You son of a bitch!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
uh, let's see. Flora, I can't tell who you voted for.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
Okay.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
Oh, for Christ's sakes, you're all acting like a bunch o' kids!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
That Trapper Keeper has to be destroyed!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
I have come to destroy that Trapper Keeper,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 18
From there it was able to slowly take over every computer in the world.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 19
The nations tried everything to stop it. Nuclear devices, seismic missiles.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 20
Wow, that's amazing
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 21
What would you guys have me do, huh?!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
Oh, thank God, Flora! Alright, who do you vote for?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24
Except in the one instance where it came out seven to five, and one where it came out twelve to fourteen.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 25
Jesus! Alright, we'll wait for tomorrow so the absent kid can cast his vote! Now go home!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
So what are you going to do with your crappy robot life now, Bill Cosby?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 27
Then I cried and I cried, and finally she felt so bad that she took me to the store and bought me a NEW one!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
Don't you get it?! You can't have ANY Trapper Keeper, fatass!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
I'm afraid I have no other choice! For the sake of humanity I have to kill him.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
I'm afraid I can't.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
Some kids didn't understand whom they were voting for.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
Your aunt Rosie O'Donnell is coming here?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
I don't wanna wait for my Trapper Keeper forever
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
Not now! Not ever!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
Come this way, Billy.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 37
Trapper Keeper, ready to ensorb.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 38
Cartman?? He's not gonna open it! Break it down!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 40
Children, there's some huge bulbous monstrosity heading for the classroom!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
Oh. Oh, um. Pleasure to meet you, Miss O'Donnell. You're looking well.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 42
but now we're gonna do it my way!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
It was when the Trapper Keeper assimilated with the supercomputer at Cheyenne Mountain
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
If one of you could get in there, you could reach the CPU
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
I'm going to try and break you away from the computer, Cartman.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
and after that, we're gonna go over the votes again manually, and then-
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew, so what about them?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK ON FIRST CLASS AND RESPECT THIS CLASS'S RIGHT TO MAKE UP THEIR OWN MINDS!!!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 50
Oh no, children, I think I've just made this a whole lot worse.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Alright, Ike Broflovski.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
And so the other thing that makes my Trapper Keeper cooler than Kyle's
#3 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
Uh, n-no, I'm afraid not, Bill Cosby,
#4 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5
Hold it.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6
I nominate Filmore, because he's the smartest kid in the class.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
Ike? How about you? You're a genius.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
And on Fridays, I'll add two minutes to nap time. Thank you.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
Aaahhh, hello Eric. Can I be your humon friend? I mean, friend?
#9 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
Oh, I see. Alright, I'll pay 100 geliga stones ---
#10 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
You son of a bitch!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
uh, let's see. Flora, I can't tell who you voted for.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
Okay.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
Oh, for Christ's sakes, you're all acting like a bunch o' kids!
#14 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
That Trapper Keeper has to be destroyed!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
I have come to destroy that Trapper Keeper,
#17 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 18
From there it was able to slowly take over every computer in the world.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 19
The nations tried everything to stop it. Nuclear devices, seismic missiles.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 20
Wow, that's amazing
#20 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 21
What would you guys have me do, huh?!
#21 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
Oh, thank God, Flora! Alright, who do you vote for?
#22 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24
Except in the one instance where it came out seven to five, and one where it came out twelve to fourteen.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 25
Jesus! Alright, we'll wait for tomorrow so the absent kid can cast his vote! Now go home!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
So what are you going to do with your crappy robot life now, Bill Cosby?
#26 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 27
Then I cried and I cried, and finally she felt so bad that she took me to the store and bought me a NEW one!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
Don't you get it?! You can't have ANY Trapper Keeper, fatass!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
I'm afraid I have no other choice! For the sake of humanity I have to kill him.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
I'm afraid I can't.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
Some kids didn't understand whom they were voting for.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
Your aunt Rosie O'Donnell is coming here?
#33 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
I don't wanna wait for my Trapper Keeper forever
#34 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
Not now! Not ever!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
Come this way, Billy.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 37
Trapper Keeper, ready to ensorb.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 38
Cartman?? He's not gonna open it! Break it down!
#38 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 40
Children, there's some huge bulbous monstrosity heading for the classroom!
#40 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
Oh. Oh, um. Pleasure to meet you, Miss O'Donnell. You're looking well.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 42
but now we're gonna do it my way!
#42 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
It was when the Trapper Keeper assimilated with the supercomputer at Cheyenne Mountain
#43 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
If one of you could get in there, you could reach the CPU
#45 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
I'm going to try and break you away from the computer, Cartman.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
and after that, we're gonna go over the votes again manually, and then-
#47 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew, so what about them?
#48 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK ON FIRST CLASS AND RESPECT THIS CLASS'S RIGHT TO MAKE UP THEIR OWN MINDS!!!
#49 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 50
Oh no, children, I think I've just made this a whole lot worse.
#50