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Season 4  "Probably (2)"  4x10

Aired 24 years ago - Jul 26, 2000

Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Satan, in his time of crisis turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico for punishment.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 1
I have to go back soon. I need you to understand that we can't be together anymore.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 2
Really? So then?What are you doing here?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 3
Ooh, whoa. God, my head. Drank too much. Chris! Oh no!!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 4
No, Saddam! I at least owe him an explanation! I jusst don't know what I'm gonna say.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 5
We'll just be stopping here for a few moments for gas, and then our tour will continue on to its final destination.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 7
Yeah, this church kicks a- eh- it kicks!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 8
I sure hope this woiks.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 9
and tidings of powdered dougnut pancake surprise!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 10
(Cartman?! Cartman, you've gotta help me, and I'm not foolin' around!)
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 11
Oh, God, Chris is gonna be so mad at me. Well, here it goes.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 12
Satan, I understand.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 13
Satan, I'm a Nineties man. I cry when I need to.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 14
Ah-, I'm sorry, Chris, it's?it's not you, really, it's, it's me.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 16
He said that in hell, everyone speaks Spanish.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 17
Where is our daughter.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 18
The Lord has spoken again-uh! O, forgive us, Lord, for our sins!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 19
Hello, newcomers, and welcome. Can everybody hear me? Hello?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 20
Uh, we are now going to start the orientation process, which will last about-
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 21
I'm afraid it was the Mormons. Yes, the Mormons were the correct answer.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 22
I'm sorry. I just can't do this today. I'm just?I'm sorry.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 23
Chris, I didn't mean for Saddam to stab you in-
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 24
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which comes OUT of the mouth defileth a man."
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 25
Then you know what it says happens to those who don't follow the Lord-uh.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 26
The only ones that kids can trust now are me and Jesus!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 27
Well, where was I gonna go? Detroit?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 28
Well, alright. Just let me grab somethin' real quick. Okay, let's walk.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 29
I realize that some things about me bother you.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 31
That's good, because right now, all the Jewness is comin' out of your body, bein' replaced by the Spirit of God-uh!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 32
Bring up the next person!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 33
The Lord wants you to walk,Timmih! Oo-WALK, Timmih!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 34
and then one guy who's really nice to me but I'm not sexually attracted to at all.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 36
Well, God is gonna heal those eyes, and save you from the devil begone!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 37
Oh, good Lord, somebody say "Amen!"
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 38
We've got cookies and punch and we're just about to start playing charades.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 39
Ah. Hello? g-God? It's uh?Satan.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 40
What brings you here? Do you wish to mount your unholy war against heaven?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 41
I remember when I first met him in hell. It was a lovely morning in April?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 42
and putting a dollar in the box-ah!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 43
Huh?
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 44
But Saddam isn't right either. He's the other extreme.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 46
Oh, alright then, but you're gonna miss our big play.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 48
Look, the tooth fairy thing didn't work, the boy band thing didn't last, so I tried this route.
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 49
I couldn't expect you to understand, not until you actually saw the cash flow!
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 50
Guys, guys, guys! Look, you both can stop fighting now! I've made a decision.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 2
Really? So then?What are you doing here?
#2
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 3
Ooh, whoa. God, my head. Drank too much. Chris! Oh no!!
#3
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 4
No, Saddam! I at least owe him an explanation! I jusst don't know what I'm gonna say.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 5
We'll just be stopping here for a few moments for gas, and then our tour will continue on to its final destination.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 7
Yeah, this church kicks a- eh- it kicks!
#7
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 8
I sure hope this woiks.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 9
and tidings of powdered dougnut pancake surprise!
#9
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 10
(Cartman?! Cartman, you've gotta help me, and I'm not foolin' around!)
#10
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 11
Oh, God, Chris is gonna be so mad at me. Well, here it goes.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 12
Satan, I understand.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 13
Satan, I'm a Nineties man. I cry when I need to.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 14
Ah-, I'm sorry, Chris, it's?it's not you, really, it's, it's me.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 16
He said that in hell, everyone speaks Spanish.
#16
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 17
Where is our daughter.
#17
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 18
The Lord has spoken again-uh! O, forgive us, Lord, for our sins!
#18
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 19
Hello, newcomers, and welcome. Can everybody hear me? Hello?
#19
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 20
Uh, we are now going to start the orientation process, which will last about-
#20
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 21
I'm afraid it was the Mormons. Yes, the Mormons were the correct answer.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 22
I'm sorry. I just can't do this today. I'm just?I'm sorry.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 23
Chris, I didn't mean for Saddam to stab you in-
#23
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 24
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which comes OUT of the mouth defileth a man."
#24
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 25
Then you know what it says happens to those who don't follow the Lord-uh.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 26
The only ones that kids can trust now are me and Jesus!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 27
Well, where was I gonna go? Detroit?
#27
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 28
Well, alright. Just let me grab somethin' real quick. Okay, let's walk.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 29
I realize that some things about me bother you.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 31
That's good, because right now, all the Jewness is comin' out of your body, bein' replaced by the Spirit of God-uh!
#31
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 32
Bring up the next person!
#32
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 33
The Lord wants you to walk,Timmih! Oo-WALK, Timmih!
#33
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 34
and then one guy who's really nice to me but I'm not sexually attracted to at all.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 35 #35 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 36
Well, God is gonna heal those eyes, and save you from the devil begone!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 37
Oh, good Lord, somebody say "Amen!"
#37
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 38
We've got cookies and punch and we're just about to start playing charades.
#38
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 39
Ah. Hello? g-God? It's uh?Satan.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 40
What brings you here? Do you wish to mount your unholy war against heaven?
#40
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 41
I remember when I first met him in hell. It was a lovely morning in April?
#41
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 42
and putting a dollar in the box-ah!
#42
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 43
Huh?
#43
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 44
But Saddam isn't right either. He's the other extreme.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 45 #45 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 46
Oh, alright then, but you're gonna miss our big play.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 48
Look, the tooth fairy thing didn't work, the boy band thing didn't last, so I tried this route.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 49
I couldn't expect you to understand, not until you actually saw the cash flow!
#49
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 50
Guys, guys, guys! Look, you both can stop fighting now! I've made a decision.
#50