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Season 4  "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000"  4x1

Aired 24 years ago - Apr 05, 2000

The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If all they all combined their lost teeth, the tooth fairy will provide them with enough cash to purchase a Sega Dreamcast. They soon find out that they are treading on someone else's territory. Now they have to work with the mobsters to keep their manhood.

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 1
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 2
Higher, you guys.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 3
Hoh. Sorry, Miss Fairy. I didn't mean to gaze at you. I'm back to sleep now, see?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 4
Do not open your eyes until morning. Or else I will kick you in the nuts. Square in the nuts.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 5
Good night.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 6
-Did the tooth fairy come? -Four dollars.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 7
Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 8
No? Hm, I see. Well, I'm afraid I can't help you right now.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 9
You know, the tooth fairy forgot to bring me money last night! Call the police!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 10
You almost had me for a second there, Mom, heh. "There's no tooth fairy."
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 11
No, honey. It's just-
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 12
No, Mother! No more lies!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 13
Tell us what?!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 14
You're wrong. If my dad says something is real, then it's real!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 15
Peter Pan, too??
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 16
Man, I can't believe all our parents lied to us about the tooth fairy.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 17
So all we have to do is go to a really rich kid's house,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 18
What if this is all just somebody's dream?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 19
Here. You can tell this is the kid's window 'cause it's got Mega Man stickers on it.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 20
We're gonna sneak a tooth under this rich kid's pillow,
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 21
It's better than your dress! You look like a bad Jennifer Lopez nightmare!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 22
Alright, that does it! Come on, we're going to see the Boss!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 23
I do it just like my big brother before me, and my oldest brother before that.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 24
Look, any shmuck can sneak through a window wearing a pretty dress.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 25
Once the note is in place in the last house, we start all over, going back to the first house.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 26
The teeth we do manage to acquire are then sorted according to size, color, and quality.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 27
Oh. Uh-I don't know.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 29
A giant half-chicken/half-squirrel
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 31
Oh, Mr. Foley, you realize how ridiculous that sounds.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 32
You'll see! I'll have it taken care of in a matter of weeks!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 33
His large beak is probably detachable, and works as a flotation device.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 34
Yeah? Well, that ain't nothin' but a thang.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 35
That there's a time and a place for everything, and it's called "college."
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 36
Hey, man, I don't need dope. Let me sing you a little song:
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 37
Chef!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 39
Dude, this book says there could be infinite alternate realities to every reality.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 40
My name is Tom Foley. I'm with the American Dental Association.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 41
And when I do I'm gonna bust his ass and everyone's ass who helped hide his ass!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 42
Well, huh, Tang Li wants 30, but, but I can cut you a deal for 28, yeh ha, buh.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 43
Either you give the boss his cut, or else we're gonna throw your pal into the river wearing concrete galoshes!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 44
(No! Nono! No! Don't do this! Nononooo!)
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 45
Billy is in desperate need of a bone-marrow transplant or he will most certainly die.
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 46
because we have a feeling that the tooth fairy is going to leave you six hundred dollars for it!
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 47
Naw, come on. D'ya really think anyone will fall for somethin' that stupid?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 49
Just kidding. You know how there's always the dumb guy in sting operations in the movies?
 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 50
But I can't, because, what if thinking about it is the only thing keeping my space-time together?

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Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 2
Higher, you guys.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 3
Hoh. Sorry, Miss Fairy. I didn't mean to gaze at you. I'm back to sleep now, see?
#3 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 4
Do not open your eyes until morning. Or else I will kick you in the nuts. Square in the nuts.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 5
Good night.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 6
-Did the tooth fairy come? -Four dollars.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 7
Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?
#7 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 8
No? Hm, I see. Well, I'm afraid I can't help you right now.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 9
You know, the tooth fairy forgot to bring me money last night! Call the police!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 10
You almost had me for a second there, Mom, heh. "There's no tooth fairy."
#10 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 11
No, honey. It's just-
#11 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 12
No, Mother! No more lies!
#12 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 13
Tell us what?!
#13 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 14
You're wrong. If my dad says something is real, then it's real!
#14 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 15
Peter Pan, too??
#15 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 16
Man, I can't believe all our parents lied to us about the tooth fairy.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 17
So all we have to do is go to a really rich kid's house,
#17 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 18
What if this is all just somebody's dream?
#18 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 19
Here. You can tell this is the kid's window 'cause it's got Mega Man stickers on it.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 20
We're gonna sneak a tooth under this rich kid's pillow,
#20 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 21
It's better than your dress! You look like a bad Jennifer Lopez nightmare!
#21 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 22
Alright, that does it! Come on, we're going to see the Boss!
#22 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 23
I do it just like my big brother before me, and my oldest brother before that.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 24
Look, any shmuck can sneak through a window wearing a pretty dress.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 25
Once the note is in place in the last house, we start all over, going back to the first house.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 26
The teeth we do manage to acquire are then sorted according to size, color, and quality.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 27
Oh. Uh-I don't know.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 28 #28 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 29
A giant half-chicken/half-squirrel
#29 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 31
Oh, Mr. Foley, you realize how ridiculous that sounds.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 32
You'll see! I'll have it taken care of in a matter of weeks!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 33
His large beak is probably detachable, and works as a flotation device.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 34
Yeah? Well, that ain't nothin' but a thang.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 35
That there's a time and a place for everything, and it's called "college."
#35 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 36
Hey, man, I don't need dope. Let me sing you a little song:
#36 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 37
Chef!
#37 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 39
Dude, this book says there could be infinite alternate realities to every reality.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 40
My name is Tom Foley. I'm with the American Dental Association.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 41
And when I do I'm gonna bust his ass and everyone's ass who helped hide his ass!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 42
Well, huh, Tang Li wants 30, but, but I can cut you a deal for 28, yeh ha, buh.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 43
Either you give the boss his cut, or else we're gonna throw your pal into the river wearing concrete galoshes!
#43 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 44
(No! Nono! No! Don't do this! Nononooo!)
#44 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 45
Billy is in desperate need of a bone-marrow transplant or he will most certainly die.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 46
because we have a feeling that the tooth fairy is going to leave you six hundred dollars for it!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 47
Naw, come on. D'ya really think anyone will fall for somethin' that stupid?
#47 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 49
Just kidding. You know how there's always the dumb guy in sting operations in the movies?
#49 Recap of South Park Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 50
But I can't, because, what if thinking about it is the only thing keeping my space-time together?
#50