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Season 3  "Jewbilee (3)"  3x9

Aired 25 years ago - Jul 28, 1999

Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called "Squirts." Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. This art is key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses however, Moses identifies Kenny as not being Jewish and Kenny is banished from the camp.

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We'll be back to pick you up after the meteor shower party, boys!
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I gotta spend all night instructing Squirts!
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Alright! Get to Mashugana Hall! The meeting is already starting!
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on this night of Jewbilee, we all pray to Moses as one!
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I don't believe I've heard of the Anti-Semetic sect of Judaism before!
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Because that's what Squirts do! Now, shut your pie hole!
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and a dull knife! And you can make nifty soap sculptures like these!
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All new inductees raise your hands!
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You don't make a macaroni picture of the last supper at a Jewish camp!
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Then I'll get my Hudhpa badge for sure!
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We should use it to pray to Haymen and enter into a new millenium phase!
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But your synagogue of Anti-Semites is too strange!
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for their petty lives but can't having recently been turned into dust and all!
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That's fuckin' stupid! - It is not stupid, Kenny!
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fill our ears and our hearts respectively.
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We are Squirts! We are Squirts! We're so kosher that it hurts!
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Just close enough to throw the net on the stupid bear!
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Oh, the bear took a squirt! Oh, I'm gonna get it now!
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It's a duck!
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Moses, the Squirts have made you tidings of macaroni pictures.
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Okay! Raise the tray!
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Uh, anything else you want from us, o great leader of the people?
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Hold!
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A Non-Jew has impultrated Jew Scouts and looked upon the face of Moses.
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He's reading from the book of Haymen!
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- Release Moses now! - I don't think so!
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Hold it, Squirts! This is where we'll set our trap!
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and we can spend the rest of the night making bear sandwiches!
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You wanna kill all the squirts?! You can have them! I give up!
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Get the keys and unlock the door!
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Moses is trapped for all eternity in the cock of blind faith!
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"Upon these words, let your spirit come. Inek! Foas".

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I gotta spend all night instructing Squirts!
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Alright! Get to Mashugana Hall! The meeting is already starting!
#3
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on this night of Jewbilee, we all pray to Moses as one!
#4
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I don't believe I've heard of the Anti-Semetic sect of Judaism before!
#5
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Because that's what Squirts do! Now, shut your pie hole!
#6
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and a dull knife! And you can make nifty soap sculptures like these!
#7
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All new inductees raise your hands!
#8
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You don't make a macaroni picture of the last supper at a Jewish camp!
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Then I'll get my Hudhpa badge for sure!
#14
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We should use it to pray to Haymen and enter into a new millenium phase!
#15
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But your synagogue of Anti-Semites is too strange!
#16
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for their petty lives but can't having recently been turned into dust and all!
#17
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That's fuckin' stupid! - It is not stupid, Kenny!
#18
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fill our ears and our hearts respectively.
#19
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We are Squirts! We are Squirts! We're so kosher that it hurts!
#20
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Just close enough to throw the net on the stupid bear!
#21
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Oh, the bear took a squirt! Oh, I'm gonna get it now!
#22
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It's a duck!
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Moses, the Squirts have made you tidings of macaroni pictures.
#26
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Okay! Raise the tray!
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Uh, anything else you want from us, o great leader of the people?
#30
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Hold!
#31
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A Non-Jew has impultrated Jew Scouts and looked upon the face of Moses.
#33
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He's reading from the book of Haymen!
#35
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- Release Moses now! - I don't think so!
#36
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Hold it, Squirts! This is where we'll set our trap!
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and we can spend the rest of the night making bear sandwiches!
#39
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You wanna kill all the squirts?! You can have them! I give up!
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Get the keys and unlock the door!
#48
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Moses is trapped for all eternity in the cock of blind faith!
#49
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"Upon these words, let your spirit come. Inek! Foas".
#50