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Season 3  "The Succubus"  3x3

Aired 25 years ago - Apr 21, 1999

Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesn't like. Chef's Mama and Papa appear for the first time.

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
Sure gang! I have yellow stuff or white stuff. Dirp!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Chef, what the hell are you doing? We almost starved to death at lunch today.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
We eventually came back to my place and really hit it off.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Here she is now. Children, meet my new girlfriend, Veronica.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
Sorry boys, looks like I'm stealing Chef away from you.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
There's got to be a morning after,
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
You've got a small stigmatism that's causing all the problems.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Hello and welcome to Steinburg & Burgstein, can I help you?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
Meaningless sex is fun for twenty or thirty years, but after that, it starts to get old.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
You see? Everything's gonna be fine.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
- Dude! He bailed on us! - I can't believe it!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
This is so wonderful! Let's sing!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
And that children, is what you need to know about the facts of life.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
I think you'll find that my advice just as valuable as Chef's, if not more so.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Their evil power makes man blind to love.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Come on guys! We gotta go tell Chef he's in love with a Succubus.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
"Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
- He wanted money? - That's right.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Okay, let's get started. You're here for the liposuction, right?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Raisin oatmeal.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
The Loch Ness monster.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Uh, could you just tell Chef we were here.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
What happened with Chef? Did you tell him she's a Succubus?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
- A what? - A demon from Hell sent to suck the life out of men.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
He wants a life with me because I make him happy.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Thomas, you're gonna get me going now.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Alright guys! That's enough! I have had it with you!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
I guess there's nothing we can do. Chef likes her more than us.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Let him marry Succubus! I wanna go to sleep.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
- That's it! We gotta learn that song backwards. - In three hours.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
And then these aliens had me up on their ship, right. They was probing me and all that.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
He said: "treefiddy". And so I realized I that it wasn't no alien,
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Do you Chef take this woman as your lawful wedded wife,
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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Chef, what the hell are you doing? We almost starved to death at lunch today.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
We eventually came back to my place and really hit it off.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Here she is now. Children, meet my new girlfriend, Veronica.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
Sorry boys, looks like I'm stealing Chef away from you.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
There's got to be a morning after,
#6 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
You've got a small stigmatism that's causing all the problems.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11 #11 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Hello and welcome to Steinburg & Burgstein, can I help you?
#12 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
Meaningless sex is fun for twenty or thirty years, but after that, it starts to get old.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
You see? Everything's gonna be fine.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
- Dude! He bailed on us! - I can't believe it!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
This is so wonderful! Let's sing!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
And that children, is what you need to know about the facts of life.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
I think you'll find that my advice just as valuable as Chef's, if not more so.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Their evil power makes man blind to love.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Come on guys! We gotta go tell Chef he's in love with a Succubus.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
#25 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
"Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
#26 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
- He wanted money? - That's right.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Okay, let's get started. You're here for the liposuction, right?
#28 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Raisin oatmeal.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
The Loch Ness monster.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Uh, could you just tell Chef we were here.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
What happened with Chef? Did you tell him she's a Succubus?
#33 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
- A what? - A demon from Hell sent to suck the life out of men.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
He wants a life with me because I make him happy.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Thomas, you're gonna get me going now.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Alright guys! That's enough! I have had it with you!
#40 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
I guess there's nothing we can do. Chef likes her more than us.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Let him marry Succubus! I wanna go to sleep.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
- That's it! We gotta learn that song backwards. - In three hours.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
And then these aliens had me up on their ship, right. They was probing me and all that.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
He said: "treefiddy". And so I realized I that it wasn't no alien,
#46 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Do you Chef take this woman as your lawful wedded wife,
#48 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49 #49 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50 #50