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Season 3  "Tweek vs. Craig"  3x5

Aired 25 years ago - Jun 23, 1999

The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo. Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to.

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
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- So, do you agree to fight him after school? - I guess so!
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I made you some cookies, Richard!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Oh, why?! Why?!
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- Why don't we just raise our bets to TEN dollars?! - You're on, fatass!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
It's funny, 'cause Tweek and Craig both went home about fifteen minutes ago!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
- I'm not a chicken! - Well, everyone in the world thinks you are! See ya, Tweek!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Well, that's fine! I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your mom!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
- After Red Racer! - After Red Racer, of course!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
It's true! I was!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
- With who? - Some kid! - Oh!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Well, I thought maybe you would at least attempt to make love to me tonight!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
Oh, Richard, it's beautiful! Yes!
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Tweek just weighed in at 48 pounds, Craig at 45!
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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
try to sneak a peek at his wallet while he pays for you.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
but is still getting his degree?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
That's more than ten bucks, you stupid fatass!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
It's all for you.
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
- What's happening?! - Tweek's gonna fight Craig! - Oh, cool!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Yeah! If you're gonna do it, do it!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Screw this! We have to postpone the fight so Tweek and Craig can learn how to fight!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
- Fine! We'll see you back here tommorrow! - Fine!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
It is man at his most man!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
C'mon, Tweek! He's only got one arm!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
In Sumo, your body must be like a stone, and your mind like meatloaf!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
There is indeed great power in your ass, Eric!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
Don't worry, Richard! I'm a pilot!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Okay! That was very good, class! Now, let's try this one together!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
"I think a trip to Hawaii would really improve our sex life!"
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Okay! Kenny, could I talk to you over here real quick?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
a nice rich man in the future are very... well... good! - They're not?!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
Fight?! Oh, no, no, no! Girls!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
The spirit of the dragon is in your hand! Hersherdeshurta. Hurlonghurta.
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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
I can no longer live without her!
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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
- So, do you agree to fight him after school? - I guess so!
#2
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
I made you some cookies, Richard!
#3
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Oh, why?! Why?!
#4
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
- Why don't we just raise our bets to TEN dollars?! - You're on, fatass!
#5
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
It's funny, 'cause Tweek and Craig both went home about fifteen minutes ago!
#6
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- I'm not a chicken! - Well, everyone in the world thinks you are! See ya, Tweek!
#8
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Well, that's fine! I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your mom!
#9
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- After Red Racer! - After Red Racer, of course!
#10
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It's true! I was!
#11
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- With who? - Some kid! - Oh!
#13
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Well, I thought maybe you would at least attempt to make love to me tonight!
#14
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Oh, Richard, it's beautiful! Yes!
#16
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Tweek just weighed in at 48 pounds, Craig at 45!
#18
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try to sneak a peek at his wallet while he pays for you.
#20
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but is still getting his degree?
#21
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That's more than ten bucks, you stupid fatass!
#22
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It's all for you.
#24
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- What's happening?! - Tweek's gonna fight Craig! - Oh, cool!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Yeah! If you're gonna do it, do it!
#27
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Screw this! We have to postpone the fight so Tweek and Craig can learn how to fight!
#28
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
- Fine! We'll see you back here tommorrow! - Fine!
#29
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
It is man at his most man!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
C'mon, Tweek! He's only got one arm!
#31
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In Sumo, your body must be like a stone, and your mind like meatloaf!
#33
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There is indeed great power in your ass, Eric!
#35
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Don't worry, Richard! I'm a pilot!
#36
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Okay! That was very good, class! Now, let's try this one together!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
"I think a trip to Hawaii would really improve our sex life!"
#39
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Okay! Kenny, could I talk to you over here real quick?
#40
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
a nice rich man in the future are very... well... good! - They're not?!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
Fight?! Oh, no, no, no! Girls!
#42
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
The spirit of the dragon is in your hand! Hersherdeshurta. Hurlonghurta.
#43
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I can no longer live without her!
#45
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