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Season 3  "Jakovasaurs"  3x4

Aired 25 years ago - Jun 16, 1999

The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are. The only one who really enjoys them is Cartman. The boys try distracting him while the town tries to send the Jakovasaurs to France.

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
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Yeah, right! You can't talk! Alright! Never mind! I'll do it!
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Do you realize what this means?! We can use its DNA and have a chance
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
- Hope! - Yes! Hope!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
happened the wounded pigeon you were supposed to take care of?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon! Oh, whatever!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
Mom! Somebody's at the door!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
Mom! It's another Stark's Pond creature!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
But the other jakovasaur talked different!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Will you stop with the whole mom smoking-crack thing?! It's an old joke!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
We have to take him to that rancher's barn to see his girlfriend!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Hello and welcome to Voice Box Express, your number one source of voice boxes.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
Excuse me?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
Now, what in the devil is this, thing!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Here with more on the status of the jakovasaurs is department of interior guy!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
Hope and Jakov are the last of their kind.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
Ya know, there's really only two season here in South Park. Winter and July.
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
Well, Jakov, we hope this new home inspires you and Hope to uh...
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
ALRIGHT, THEN!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
Jakov, to have sex, all you need to do is...
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
Yes! Yes that's very funny, Jakov!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT?!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
The one four miles away in Fairplay has better pretzles!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
Don't worry, Hope! Everything's gonna be fine! Just fine! - Just fine! - Fine!
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- I CAN'T! - ME NEITHER!
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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Hey, Jakov! How's it going?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
You brought life to this whole town! It would suck without you!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
- Now what do we do? - Don't worry! We've come up with a plan!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
I have authoritah?!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
OH, NOT SO GOOD! SOMETHING REALLY STRANGE HAPPENED!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
YOU'RE A NUT! LET ME SEE THAT LETTER!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
FIRST PRIZE IS AN ALL EXPENSE PAID VACATION!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Yes, yes, Jakov! You're calling about the gameshow! Congratualations! Will you do it?
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
Meanwhile, we get rid of the jakovasaurs and bring some
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Now, as you know, the winner of this little game will get an all expense
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
- You have to wait until I ask the question first! - SORRY!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
We just have to show you this new species, because you're the
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
Cartman, jakovasaurs are making South Park suck! You have to understand that!

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
Yeah, right! You can't talk! Alright! Never mind! I'll do it!
#2 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
Do you realize what this means?! We can use its DNA and have a chance
#4 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
- Hope! - Yes! Hope!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
happened the wounded pigeon you were supposed to take care of?
#6 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon! Oh, whatever!
#7 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
Mom! Somebody's at the door!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
Mom! It's another Stark's Pond creature!
#10 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
But the other jakovasaur talked different!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Will you stop with the whole mom smoking-crack thing?! It's an old joke!
#12 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
We have to take him to that rancher's barn to see his girlfriend!
#13 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Hello and welcome to Voice Box Express, your number one source of voice boxes.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
Excuse me?
#16 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
Now, what in the devil is this, thing!
#17 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Here with more on the status of the jakovasaurs is department of interior guy!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
Hope and Jakov are the last of their kind.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
Ya know, there's really only two season here in South Park. Winter and July.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
Well, Jakov, we hope this new home inspires you and Hope to uh...
#21 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
ALRIGHT, THEN!
#22 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
Jakov, to have sex, all you need to do is...
#23 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
Yes! Yes that's very funny, Jakov!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT?!
#26 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
The one four miles away in Fairplay has better pretzles!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
Don't worry, Hope! Everything's gonna be fine! Just fine! - Just fine! - Fine!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
- I CAN'T! - ME NEITHER!
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Hey, Jakov! How's it going?
#36 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
You brought life to this whole town! It would suck without you!
#37 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
- Now what do we do? - Don't worry! We've come up with a plan!
#38 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
I have authoritah?!
#39 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
OH, NOT SO GOOD! SOMETHING REALLY STRANGE HAPPENED!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
YOU'RE A NUT! LET ME SEE THAT LETTER!
#42 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
FIRST PRIZE IS AN ALL EXPENSE PAID VACATION!
#43 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Yes, yes, Jakov! You're calling about the gameshow! Congratualations! Will you do it?
#44 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
Meanwhile, we get rid of the jakovasaurs and bring some
#45 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Now, as you know, the winner of this little game will get an all expense
#46 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
- You have to wait until I ask the question first! - SORRY!
#47 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
We just have to show you this new species, because you're the
#49 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
Cartman, jakovasaurs are making South Park suck! You have to understand that!
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