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Season 3  "Worldwide Recorder Concert"  3x17

Aired 24 years ago - Jan 12, 2000

The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives there. At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to "out cool" the kids from New York. Cartman tries to find "the brown noise" and is successful. Stan and Kyle plan against the kids from New York but their scheme goes much too far.

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 1
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It's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people loose bowel control!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 4
That's nice! When I find it, I'll just make you crap yourself
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 5
so you switch personalities to Mr. Hat! M'kay!?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 6
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 8
- What school are you from? - We're from South Park, Colorado!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
You a freakin' burn victim or something?! What?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
Oh, brother! You guys don't even know what a queef is?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 12
I told y'guys! Here it is, right here! The Brown Noise!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14
No! I don't think that will solve any of our problems,
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 15
I have to know why! Right here and now! We're gonna talk about this!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 18
Let's make up our own word! We can make up a word and then use it,
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 19
You know what you guys are?! You guys are nothing but mung!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 21
C'mon, guys! Let's get away from these rednecks
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 22
I have some things I really need to talk to you about!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 23
No! No! If I knew, I would've made him do it!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 24
No! I didn't know! I'm not listening!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 25
Remember, if you get lost, just follow along with Mr. Kenny G here!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 26
STOP! STOP IT! YAMEKIN YODEBA PIECE YOU GOT THERE!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 27
Uh, my name is Mr. Mackey! I'm your school councilor! M'kay?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 28
A LITTLE?! Yeah! He thinks if I don't molest him, it means I don't love him!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 29
but I'm afraid this problem has run very deep through Mr. Garrison's mental state!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 30
Well, I won't have sex with 'im! - Well, I've said all I can say!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 31
Am I the only sane person left on earth?!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 34
- I WANNA DIE! - Goddammit!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 36
That they should bring back Chicago Hope for another season? Totally!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 37
Well, c'mon! Tell us about it! We always help each other out! Don't we, fellas?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38
Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 39
No, no, wait! Uh, you don't understand!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 40
Well personally, I would have sex with my son to save my mother's life!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 41
If a killer put a knife to my throat and said:
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 42
Now, all we do is wipe out the last note on their sheet music
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 43
Chip! Did you get revised music for tomorrow?!
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 44
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Don't stop, dad! Stop! Wow! Oh, how could you?!
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and try to be a normal family again!
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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 49
One, two, sie, pizza!
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NOOOOO!

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It's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people loose bowel control!
#3
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 4
That's nice! When I find it, I'll just make you crap yourself
#4
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 5
so you switch personalities to Mr. Hat! M'kay!?
#5
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
#6
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- What school are you from? - We're from South Park, Colorado!
#8
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
You a freakin' burn victim or something?! What?
#9
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
Oh, brother! You guys don't even know what a queef is?
#10
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I told y'guys! Here it is, right here! The Brown Noise!
#12
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No! I don't think that will solve any of our problems,
#14
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I have to know why! Right here and now! We're gonna talk about this!
#15
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Let's make up our own word! We can make up a word and then use it,
#18
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You know what you guys are?! You guys are nothing but mung!
#19
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C'mon, guys! Let's get away from these rednecks
#21
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I have some things I really need to talk to you about!
#22
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 23
No! No! If I knew, I would've made him do it!
#23
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No! I didn't know! I'm not listening!
#24
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 25
Remember, if you get lost, just follow along with Mr. Kenny G here!
#25
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 26
STOP! STOP IT! YAMEKIN YODEBA PIECE YOU GOT THERE!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 27
Uh, my name is Mr. Mackey! I'm your school councilor! M'kay?
#27
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 28
A LITTLE?! Yeah! He thinks if I don't molest him, it means I don't love him!
#28
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 29
but I'm afraid this problem has run very deep through Mr. Garrison's mental state!
#29
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Well, I won't have sex with 'im! - Well, I've said all I can say!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 31
Am I the only sane person left on earth?!
#31
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- I WANNA DIE! - Goddammit!
#34
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That they should bring back Chicago Hope for another season? Totally!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 37
Well, c'mon! Tell us about it! We always help each other out! Don't we, fellas?
#37
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38
Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
#38
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 39
No, no, wait! Uh, you don't understand!
#39
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 40
Well personally, I would have sex with my son to save my mother's life!
#40
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 41
If a killer put a knife to my throat and said:
#41
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 42
Now, all we do is wipe out the last note on their sheet music
#42
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 43
Chip! Did you get revised music for tomorrow?!
#43
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Don't stop, dad! Stop! Wow! Oh, how could you?!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 46
and try to be a normal family again!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 49
One, two, sie, pizza!
#49
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NOOOOO!
#50