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Season 3  "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"  3x15

Aired 25 years ago - Dec 01, 1999

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 1
Jews play stupid games! Jews! That's why they're lame!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 2
I'll try to make it spin! It fell! I'll try again!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 4
always win! Keep spinning! Learn to make the dreidel spin!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 5
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel, I shall EVERYBODY!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 6
Courtney Cox, I love you! You're so hot on that show!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 8
Hold on to your boot straps, 'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 9
Oh, tannenbaum! Oh, tannenbaum! Die teil chi hein blatter!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 10
Too groo chnid doo noot zamadine! Die knack umvie teri neshenstein!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 11
Oh, Satan! Tu tannenbaum die teil chi hein blatter!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 12
String up the lights and light up the tree!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 14
It's Christmas time in hell!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 15
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 16
For wone day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 17
Wake his mother and ring the bell!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 18
It's Christmas time! Christmas time! It's Christmas time in hell!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 19
Bringing good cheer to young and old!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 21
On do they sing, on without end! Their joyful toungue to every home!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 22
birth of Jesus! So now, here's a more serious
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 23
And ... O holy night! The stars are brightly shining!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 24
The, something, something, descend!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 25
Jesus was born and so I get presents! Thank you, Jesus, for being born!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 26
Fall on your knees and hear the angels, something!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 27
O night divine! O night, o night divine!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 28
O night divine! O night, o night divine!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 29
Now, pay attention! Ahem!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 31
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 32
Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 33
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 34
In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 35
Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you! Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 36
I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day, on Christmas day!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 37
was in those ships all three, on Christmas day in the morning!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 38
I told you to shut up!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 40
Now, please put your hands together and welcome Saint Nicholaus and Jesus Christ!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 41
Joy to the world, for I have come! Let Earth receive...me!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 42
...and heaven and heaven and nature sing!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 43
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 44
That's where cute little ol' me-e lay down my sweet head!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 46
Holy me-e-e, tender and mild! Sleep in heavenly peace!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 47
I know, but there's like three hundred Jesus Christmas songs
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 48
...But the fire is so delightful!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 49
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! The fire is slowly dying!
 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 50

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Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 2
I'll try to make it spin! It fell! I'll try again!
#2 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 4
always win! Keep spinning! Learn to make the dreidel spin!
#4 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 5
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel, I shall EVERYBODY!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 6
Courtney Cox, I love you! You're so hot on that show!
#6 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 8
Hold on to your boot straps, 'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell!
#8 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 9
Oh, tannenbaum! Oh, tannenbaum! Die teil chi hein blatter!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 10
Too groo chnid doo noot zamadine! Die knack umvie teri neshenstein!
#10 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 11
Oh, Satan! Tu tannenbaum die teil chi hein blatter!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 12
String up the lights and light up the tree!
#12 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 14
It's Christmas time in hell!
#14 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 15
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on!
#15 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 16
For wone day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 17
Wake his mother and ring the bell!
#17 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 18
It's Christmas time! Christmas time! It's Christmas time in hell!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 19
Bringing good cheer to young and old!
#19 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 20 #20 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 21
On do they sing, on without end! Their joyful toungue to every home!
#21 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 22
birth of Jesus! So now, here's a more serious
#22 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 23
And ... O holy night! The stars are brightly shining!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 24
The, something, something, descend!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 25
Jesus was born and so I get presents! Thank you, Jesus, for being born!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 26
Fall on your knees and hear the angels, something!
#26 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 27
O night divine! O night, o night divine!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 28
O night divine! O night, o night divine!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 29
Now, pay attention! Ahem!
#29 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 31
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard!
#31 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 32
Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 33
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 34
In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do!
#34 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 35
Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you! Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 36
I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day, on Christmas day!
#36 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 37
was in those ships all three, on Christmas day in the morning!
#37 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 38
I told you to shut up!
#38 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 40
Now, please put your hands together and welcome Saint Nicholaus and Jesus Christ!
#40 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 41
Joy to the world, for I have come! Let Earth receive...me!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 42
...and heaven and heaven and nature sing!
#42 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 43
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
#43 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 44
That's where cute little ol' me-e lay down my sweet head!
#44 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 45 #45 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 46
Holy me-e-e, tender and mild! Sleep in heavenly peace!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 47
I know, but there's like three hundred Jesus Christmas songs
#47 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 48
...But the fire is so delightful!
#48 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 49
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! The fire is slowly dying!
#49 Recap of South Park Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 50 #50