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Season 23  "Basic Cable"  23x9

Aired 4 years ago - Dec 04, 2019

Scott Malkinson’s future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott’s dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.

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Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 1
Oh! And I also have a pony.
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...that causes a crater on the Earth.
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You guys always rip on me for having diabetes.
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Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 8
...of noon to 5:00 for you to show up.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 9
...making little niche programs for everybody.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 10
Oh, thanks! That's really nice of you.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 11
Fuckin' assholes.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 12
I have something really important to tell you, Sophie.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 14
Oh...
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 15
Hey, are you gonna watch the new episode on Friday?
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 16
Timmy...
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 17
Not now, Scott.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 18
The answer is no!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 19
...watching what they want when they wanna watch it?
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 21
...doesn't mean you wait until one-fuckin'-fifty!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 22
...those companies are streaming on?
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 23
Let's tear the insulation off the retractile cables!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 25
Your source for all Canadian entertainment!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 26
Katherine, I have some bad news.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 27
But to impress her, I have to get Disney+.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 28
I'll tell you one thing... it's not the happy ending...
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 29
But when you feel like killing yourself in two years,
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 31
Can we please get the show on the road here, guys?!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 32
Streaming accounts.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 33
Are you a cop?
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 34
No, I need a Disney+ account.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 35
Oh, God!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 36
I've got the static coupler connected to the RF switch!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 38
Hey do you have some juice or something?
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 39
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 40
Look at these stunning earrings...
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 42
God damn it!
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 43
No. We were just at Scott's house,
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 44
We're the Blacks.
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 45
What the...? What is wrong with this stupid thing?
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 46
Park County cable.
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Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 48
No, no, no. "Crab People" is a show that came on TV...
 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 49
Hi. My name's Jimmy.
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Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 2
...that causes a crater on the Earth.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 3
You guys always rip on me for having diabetes.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 5 #5 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 8
...of noon to 5:00 for you to show up.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 9
...making little niche programs for everybody.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 10
Oh, thanks! That's really nice of you.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 11
Fuckin' assholes.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 12
I have something really important to tell you, Sophie.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 14
Oh...
#14 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 15
Hey, are you gonna watch the new episode on Friday?
#15 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 16
Timmy...
#16 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 17
Not now, Scott.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 18
The answer is no!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 19
...watching what they want when they wanna watch it?
#19 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 20 #20 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 21
...doesn't mean you wait until one-fuckin'-fifty!
#21 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 22
...those companies are streaming on?
#22 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 23
Let's tear the insulation off the retractile cables!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 25
Your source for all Canadian entertainment!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 26
Katherine, I have some bad news.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 27
But to impress her, I have to get Disney+.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 28
I'll tell you one thing... it's not the happy ending...
#28 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 29
But when you feel like killing yourself in two years,
#29 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 31
Can we please get the show on the road here, guys?!
#31 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 32
Streaming accounts.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 33
Are you a cop?
#33 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 34
No, I need a Disney+ account.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 35
Oh, God!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 36
I've got the static coupler connected to the RF switch!
#36 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 38
Hey do you have some juice or something?
#38 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 39
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
#39 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 40
Look at these stunning earrings...
#40 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 42
God damn it!
#42 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 43
No. We were just at Scott's house,
#43 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 44
We're the Blacks.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 45
What the...? What is wrong with this stupid thing?
#45 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 46
Park County cable.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 48
No, no, no. "Crab People" is a show that came on TV...
#48 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 49
Hi. My name's Jimmy.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 23 Episode 9 (S23E09) - 50 #50