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Season 17  "Titties and Dragons"  17x9

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 04, 2013

The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.

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since midnight on Thanksgiving.
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♪ with a ho, ho, ho and a jingle jingle jingle ♪
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- Yes? - The Xbox fighters are here,
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I think we'll take our chances on our own.
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at playing any next gen console's by teaming up.
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- Why? - Well, think about it.
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This is all about you and me getting PlayStations.
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He's just this old crazy guy
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Did Kyle know about this?
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cuts the ceremonial red ribbon.
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Now, just hold on a minute!
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Okay, cool, can we set up the two lawn tables here
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Guys, guys, not those tables.
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Stan won't be telling anybody anything ever again.
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O... okay.
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You gotta understand that I did it
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But you couldn't just ask me,
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I'm never playing Call of Duty with you again.
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Peterson was a great guy,
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Not one more good person dies on my watch.
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Everybody really liked him!
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and Channel 9 News,
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a few words about my wiener.
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And to you, my old friend, Princess Kenny.
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They're waiting for George R. R. Martin to cut the ribbon.
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Get on with it, George R.R. Martin!
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Where the hell is Clyde? Clyde?
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What are you doing?
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You will not interfere, Bill Gates!
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Stan?
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What?! Oh, my God,
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Because they want a war to promote their product.
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Oh, dude, this is pretty sweet.
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Judge it by its size.
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Happy holidays, Rick.
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Kiss my fat vagina!
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Commander Marsh.
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You can still shop.

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♪ with a ho, ho, ho and a jingle jingle jingle ♪
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- Yes? - The Xbox fighters are here,
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I think we'll take our chances on our own.
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at playing any next gen console's by teaming up.
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- Why? - Well, think about it.
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This is all about you and me getting PlayStations.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 16
He's just this old crazy guy
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Did Kyle know about this?
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cuts the ceremonial red ribbon.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 20
Now, just hold on a minute!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 21
Okay, cool, can we set up the two lawn tables here
#21 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 22
Guys, guys, not those tables.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 23
Stan won't be telling anybody anything ever again.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 24
O... okay.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 25
You gotta understand that I did it
#25 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 26
But you couldn't just ask me,
#26 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 27
I'm never playing Call of Duty with you again.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 28
Peterson was a great guy,
#28 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 30
Not one more good person dies on my watch.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 31
Everybody really liked him!
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and Channel 9 News,
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a few words about my wiener.
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And to you, my old friend, Princess Kenny.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 36
They're waiting for George R. R. Martin to cut the ribbon.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 37
Get on with it, George R.R. Martin!
#37 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 38
Where the hell is Clyde? Clyde?
#38 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 39
What are you doing?
#39 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 40
You will not interfere, Bill Gates!
#40 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 41
Stan?
#41 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 42
What?! Oh, my God,
#42 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 43
Because they want a war to promote their product.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 44
Oh, dude, this is pretty sweet.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 45
Judge it by its size.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 46
Happy holidays, Rick.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 47
Kiss my fat vagina!
#47 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 48
Commander Marsh.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 49 #49 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 9 (S17E09) - 50
You can still shop.
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