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Season 17  "A Song of Ass and Fire"  17x8

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 20, 2013

Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?

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Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 1
doing this, right Because he wanted to be a princess, and I wouldn't let him.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 2
Two can play at kenny's back-stabbing game.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 3
Eric cartman. I'm a wizard and a king.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 4
Yes, hello. How are things going out there
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 5
You sound ridiculous.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 6
Microsoft's a company that tries to be above all the petty commercialism okay
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 7
Tom, tragedy struck last night
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 9
- They can't do that! - What That's 90% off.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 10
If you are here for Black Friday, you cannot be on mall property
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 11
We can walk really slow. Look.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 12
I need to know how to deal with him.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 13
is following the Game of Thrones model exactly.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 14
and if we should betray clyde or not.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 16
Hey, hey, bill gates actually showing up at corporate.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 17
Yeah, well, nothing I can't handle.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 18
Do you know what weakness is, steve
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 19
There's only going to be one winner.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 20
Oh, here we go...2217.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 21
- We're not fans! - Yeah! We don't like it!
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 22
You hate how I killed everyone off
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 23
Soft and flaccid, his weiner glistens in the golden sunlight.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 24
- I'll order us some pizzas. - Okay, thanks.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 25
but stan is still the nuts and balls of the operation.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 26
Did you know that stan's dad is working a temp job as mall security - What
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 27
Dude, you better stop harassing me, or I'm calling the cops.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 28
Oh, it's you.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 29
Let's not forget that having a blood bath on Black Friday
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 30
Back to you.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 31
and none other than bill gates himself
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 32
We understand that you've donated some guns to the kids as well.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 36
and agree that playstations are better, she'll consider it.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 37
Stan, this has gone too far.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 38
You're outnumbered ten to one, and there's no time left.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 39
He knows that stannis baratheon's weiner is probably shriveled from the cold
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 40
But you said they were on their way like three hours ago.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 41
Mr. gates, I was hoping I could talk to you
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 42
Don't worry, I'm quite good at letting my CEOs do what they want.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 43
Why don't you stay the out of my business
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 45
There must be something you can give to kids who want sonies
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 46
♪ Wiener, wiener wiener ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 47
♪ Wiener party ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 48
But this is the best part right before king joffrey gets poisoned.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 49
- Don't worry, they're coming! - Not just two pizzas.
 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 50
- I'll make calls. - I know a way to make sure

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Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 2
Two can play at kenny's back-stabbing game.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 3
Eric cartman. I'm a wizard and a king.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 4
Yes, hello. How are things going out there
#4 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 5
You sound ridiculous.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 6
Microsoft's a company that tries to be above all the petty commercialism okay
#6 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 7
Tom, tragedy struck last night
#7 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 9
- They can't do that! - What That's 90% off.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 10
If you are here for Black Friday, you cannot be on mall property
#10 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 11
We can walk really slow. Look.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 12
I need to know how to deal with him.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 13
is following the Game of Thrones model exactly.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 14
and if we should betray clyde or not.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 16
Hey, hey, bill gates actually showing up at corporate.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 17
Yeah, well, nothing I can't handle.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 18
Do you know what weakness is, steve
#18 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 19
There's only going to be one winner.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 20
Oh, here we go...2217.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 21
- We're not fans! - Yeah! We don't like it!
#21 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 22
You hate how I killed everyone off
#22 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 23
Soft and flaccid, his weiner glistens in the golden sunlight.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 24
- I'll order us some pizzas. - Okay, thanks.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 25
but stan is still the nuts and balls of the operation.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 26
Did you know that stan's dad is working a temp job as mall security - What
#26 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 27
Dude, you better stop harassing me, or I'm calling the cops.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 28
Oh, it's you.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 29
Let's not forget that having a blood bath on Black Friday
#29 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 30
Back to you.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 31
and none other than bill gates himself
#31 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 32
We understand that you've donated some guns to the kids as well.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 35 #35 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 36
and agree that playstations are better, she'll consider it.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 37
Stan, this has gone too far.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 38
You're outnumbered ten to one, and there's no time left.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 39
He knows that stannis baratheon's weiner is probably shriveled from the cold
#39 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 40
But you said they were on their way like three hours ago.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 41
Mr. gates, I was hoping I could talk to you
#41 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 42
Don't worry, I'm quite good at letting my CEOs do what they want.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 43
Why don't you stay the out of my business
#43 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 45
There must be something you can give to kids who want sonies
#45 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 46
♪ Wiener, wiener wiener ♪
#46 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 47
♪ Wiener party ♪
#47 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 48
But this is the best part right before king joffrey gets poisoned.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 49
- Don't worry, they're coming! - Not just two pizzas.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 8 (S17E08) - 50
- I'll make calls. - I know a way to make sure
#50