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Season 16  "Cartman Finds Love"  16x7

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 25, 2012

Cartman is excited when a new girl comes to school and he discovers something inside that he never knew he had.

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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 1
saying about Token.
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Thanks, you guys.
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I dated him for a little while.
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Nichole and Kyle sitting in a trae.
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Hey, Nichole, right.
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kind of, you know, together.
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Just, you know, don't touch me 'cos I'm not into girls
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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 9
Token and Nichole are gonna be practically married.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 10
Oh, hey Nichole, the coach wants you
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 11
I don't see a Batmobile.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 12
I'm sorry.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 13
Oh cool she likes basketball.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 14
I can take her to a basketball game.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 15
even left some food laying around.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 17
Oh my God so cute.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 18
Tee, hee, hee.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 19
♪ you can be sure I know my heart
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 20
♪ I'll never break your heart
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 21
♪ I swear like a shadow
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 22
♪ and I swear
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 24
that we're a gay couple.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 25
It's how nature works, Kyle.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 26
Who is cupid me?
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 27
Goddamnit!
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 28
That's good but your mother
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 29
to the one other black person.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 30
I know it seems like a strange
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 31
Other people have to use the
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 32
To relief like the toilet-- Oh it's cute, it's chocolate hearts.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 33
Everything is great, mom.
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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 35
really on the same page.
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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 37
They were meant for each other.
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 38
And you, I should've never believed in you.
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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 41
was to step in, it would be okay?
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 42
So, I need a laxative that works
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 43
When the going gets tough the
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 45
Yes, I do,
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 46
Come on, twinkle stars,
 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 47
white Jewish boy.
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anthem country music star Brad Paisley.
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♪ whose broad stripes and bright
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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 2
Thanks, you guys.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 3
I dated him for a little while.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 4
Nichole and Kyle sitting in a trae.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 5
Hey, Nichole, right.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 6
kind of, you know, together.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 7
Just, you know, don't touch me 'cos I'm not into girls
#7 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 9
Token and Nichole are gonna be practically married.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 10
Oh, hey Nichole, the coach wants you
#10 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 11
I don't see a Batmobile.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 12
I'm sorry.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 13
Oh cool she likes basketball.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 14
I can take her to a basketball game.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 15
even left some food laying around.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 17
Oh my God so cute.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 18
Tee, hee, hee.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 19
♪ you can be sure I know my heart
#19 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 20
♪ I'll never break your heart
#20 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 21
♪ I swear like a shadow
#21 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 22
♪ and I swear
#22 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 24
that we're a gay couple.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 25
It's how nature works, Kyle.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 26
Who is cupid me?
#26 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 27
Goddamnit!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 28
That's good but your mother
#28 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 29
to the one other black person.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 30
I know it seems like a strange
#30 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 31
Other people have to use the
#31 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 32
To relief like the toilet-- Oh it's cute, it's chocolate hearts.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 33
Everything is great, mom.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 35
really on the same page.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 37
They were meant for each other.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 38
And you, I should've never believed in you.
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was to step in, it would be okay?
#41 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 42
So, I need a laxative that works
#42 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 43
When the going gets tough the
#43 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 45
Yes, I do,
#45 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 46
Come on, twinkle stars,
#46 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 47
white Jewish boy.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 48
anthem country music star Brad Paisley.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 49
♪ whose broad stripes and bright
#49 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 7 (S16E07) - 50
Here to attempt a 3-point shot
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