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Season 16  "Insecurity"  16x10

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 10, 2012

The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.

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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 1
Isn't possible your mom was raped by the UPS man?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 2
but I'm getting some goddamn security.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 3
How do you know she's not?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 5
[bleep] your wife.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 6
And none you you are safe.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 7
Oh, I'm sorry, but I really don't think I can afford this.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 8
Kyle is always taking my stuff.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 9
don't you need to be getting to work, ran?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 10
Sure, Chad, is it?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 11
Hey, Sharon, these came for you.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 12
Yeah, sure, 'cause people just order
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 14
That's ok, do you have your security pass phrase you can tell me?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 15
It's all right, it happens all the time.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 16
I do but you don't know that.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 17
No, best to let him go on
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 18
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 19
We used a pretty blond to lure him in.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 20
"No, just up to my boobs,
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 21
and then you've got to go to the store for your stuff from then on.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 23
- Hello. - This is Michael with Wolf Home Security.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 24
Ok, we're contacting them now.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 25
Hey there, Mr... Stotch? Looks like another Amazon package.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 27
It's all stuff from Amazon.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 28
A man's wife is his life, Mr. UPS man.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 30
Hello, this is Varachnu with Wolf Home Security.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 32
side of the earth trying to protect me.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 33
raped my mom and you people have done absolutely nothing about it.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 34
All I can tell you is that so far, Bane has not been caught.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 35
Wouldn't be the only ones in your family completely in the dark.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 36
and I would also recommend you all get our newest personal security system
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 37
only for your doors and windows to be monitored,
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 39
than this knife through your [Bleep] skull, bastard!
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 40
Don't let your families became another statistic.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 41
Just want you to know that if you want to steal somebody's stuff
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 42
What?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 45
I just came from Will Paterson's house.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 46
I didn't think you had anyhow.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 49
And that applies to all of us, doesn't it?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 50
Please, I need you to come sit down for a second.

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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 2
but I'm getting some goddamn security.
#2
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How do you know she's not?
#3
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[bleep] your wife.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 6
And none you you are safe.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 7
Oh, I'm sorry, but I really don't think I can afford this.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 8
Kyle is always taking my stuff.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 9
don't you need to be getting to work, ran?
#9
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 10
Sure, Chad, is it?
#10
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 11
Hey, Sharon, these came for you.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 12
Yeah, sure, 'cause people just order
#12
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That's ok, do you have your security pass phrase you can tell me?
#14
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 15
It's all right, it happens all the time.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 16
I do but you don't know that.
#16
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 17
No, best to let him go on
#17
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 18 #18 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 19
We used a pretty blond to lure him in.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 20
"No, just up to my boobs,
#20
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 21
and then you've got to go to the store for your stuff from then on.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 22 #22 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 23
- Hello. - This is Michael with Wolf Home Security.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 24
Ok, we're contacting them now.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 25
Hey there, Mr... Stotch? Looks like another Amazon package.
#25
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It's all stuff from Amazon.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 28
A man's wife is his life, Mr. UPS man.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 30
Hello, this is Varachnu with Wolf Home Security.
#30
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side of the earth trying to protect me.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 33
raped my mom and you people have done absolutely nothing about it.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 34
All I can tell you is that so far, Bane has not been caught.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 35
Wouldn't be the only ones in your family completely in the dark.
#35
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 36
and I would also recommend you all get our newest personal security system
#36
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 37
only for your doors and windows to be monitored,
#37
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than this knife through your [Bleep] skull, bastard!
#39
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 40
Don't let your families became another statistic.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 41
Just want you to know that if you want to steal somebody's stuff
#41
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 42
What?
#42
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 45
I just came from Will Paterson's house.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 46
I didn't think you had anyhow.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 49
And that applies to all of us, doesn't it?
#49
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 50
Please, I need you to come sit down for a second.
#50