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Season 10  "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"  10x9

Aired 18 years ago - Oct 11, 2006

Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.

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Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 1
Will you shut up about 9/11! - Kyle, why are you so afraid of the truth?!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 2
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 3
Butters, you don't really believe that, do you?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 4
I can't believe that everyone here is just buying into what they're told by the media!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 5
I just can't blindly accept their version.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 6
What really happened On 9/11?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 7
Okay, thank you, Leroy, thanks for sharing your dumb little frog with the class.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 8
my shocking Powerpoint report on the truth...
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 9
but now look at this photo of the Pentagon. The hole is not nearly big enough.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 10
and there are nine members on Silverstein's board of directors.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 11
just like the toilet yesterday where womebody went number two instead of number one!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 12
But probably the most damning of all is the evidence seen in this photo of Tower 2!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 14
Hello bubbe, how was school today? - Terrible.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 15
Well, what really happened?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 16
dropped a dookie in the school urinal and there's still no explanation for that!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 17
you walk into the bathroom just to find a big dook laying there in the urinal!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 18
we need to find out who was behind 9/11 once and for all!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 19
So that's about the long and short of it, Hardly Boys.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 20
Yeah, I'm totally getting a clue.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 21
Godspeed.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 22
Do you mind telling me why CIA guys are coming to my house and questioning me about you?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 23
There's just one thing I need to know before we go: you weren't responsible for 9/11, right?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 24
And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 25
He's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 26
Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! - Mr. Mackey!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 28
Dude, why would the government attack its own buildings?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 29
There's a lot of holes in the Theory of Evolution too, it doesn't mean it's wrong.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 30
It's Anthrax. - Anthrax?!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 31
You got a whole school here, Clyde! M'kay?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 32
propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 33
There's something you should know...
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 34
You think we don't know your name?! We know everything! We control everything!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 35
We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 36
Too late.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 37
All I had to do was have explosives planted in the base of the towers.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 38
It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly-executed ever, ever.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 39
Finally we could invade Iraq and get the oil which made us all richer than before.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 40
Dangit I missed again! - For Christ's sake, Cheney!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 41
Because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5. 'Kay?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 42
and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 43
Maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 44
All right, now we have to switch over to Interbus 65.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 45
I mean, it seems like it would be pretty hard to escape from the White House
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 46
Come back here!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 48
Who the fuck are you?! - There's no time! come on!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 49
Not me. My mystery-solving sons. Come on in, boys.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 50
I was getting a clue like every two minutes.

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Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 2 #2 Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 3
Butters, you don't really believe that, do you?
#3
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 4
I can't believe that everyone here is just buying into what they're told by the media!
#4
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 5
I just can't blindly accept their version.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 6
What really happened On 9/11?
#6
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 7
Okay, thank you, Leroy, thanks for sharing your dumb little frog with the class.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 8
my shocking Powerpoint report on the truth...
#8
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 9
but now look at this photo of the Pentagon. The hole is not nearly big enough.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 10
and there are nine members on Silverstein's board of directors.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 11
just like the toilet yesterday where womebody went number two instead of number one!
#11
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 12
But probably the most damning of all is the evidence seen in this photo of Tower 2!
#12
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 14
Hello bubbe, how was school today? - Terrible.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 15
Well, what really happened?
#15
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 16
dropped a dookie in the school urinal and there's still no explanation for that!
#16
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 17
you walk into the bathroom just to find a big dook laying there in the urinal!
#17
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 18
we need to find out who was behind 9/11 once and for all!
#18
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 19
So that's about the long and short of it, Hardly Boys.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 20
Yeah, I'm totally getting a clue.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 21
Godspeed.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 22
Do you mind telling me why CIA guys are coming to my house and questioning me about you?
#22
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 23
There's just one thing I need to know before we go: you weren't responsible for 9/11, right?
#23
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 24
And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 25
He's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 26
Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! - Mr. Mackey!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 27 #27 Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 28
Dude, why would the government attack its own buildings?
#28
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 29
There's a lot of holes in the Theory of Evolution too, it doesn't mean it's wrong.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 30
It's Anthrax. - Anthrax?!
#30
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 31
You got a whole school here, Clyde! M'kay?
#31
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 32
propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll!
#32
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 33
There's something you should know...
#33
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 34
You think we don't know your name?! We know everything! We control everything!
#34
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 35
We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance.
#35
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 36
Too late.
#36
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 37
All I had to do was have explosives planted in the base of the towers.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 38
It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly-executed ever, ever.
#38
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 39
Finally we could invade Iraq and get the oil which made us all richer than before.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 40
Dangit I missed again! - For Christ's sake, Cheney!
#40
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 41
Because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5. 'Kay?
#41
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 42
and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay?
#42
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 43
Maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 44
All right, now we have to switch over to Interbus 65.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 45
I mean, it seems like it would be pretty hard to escape from the White House
#45
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 46
Come back here!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 48
Who the fuck are you?! - There's no time! come on!
#48
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 49
Not me. My mystery-solving sons. Come on in, boys.
#49
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 50
I was getting a clue like every two minutes.
#50