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Season 10  "A Million Little Fibers"  10x5

Aired 18 years ago - Apr 19, 2006

Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.

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Now what am I gonna do?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 2
But you have to think of somethin' fast, an' gettin' high makes you smart.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 3
Hey. Hey, wait a minute. Of course! That's it! Why didn't I think of it before?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 4
I thought I was somehow stronger and more immune than other towels... people.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 5
It's heartbreaking passages like this one:
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 6
No. If I was a towel, why would I be wearing this hat, an' this fake mustache?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 7
Once in a while I come across a book that is sooo honest
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 9
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 10
A life that kept getting up whenever it was down.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 11
She'd pet me for hours usin' every finger.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 12
Wow. I'm gonna get super-rich now.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 13
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Can't take it anymore. All she ever does is work work work,
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 15
You think you've go' it bad? Oprah hasn't paid any attention to me in years.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 16
Werkin' and werkin', diyatin' and not diyatin'.
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That bloke on the show today, the one Oprah supported.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 18
'Ow do we get proof? - We get somebody else to do it.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 19
I've got some information for you ya might find interestin'.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 20
What'd 'e say? - He wants to know what information we have.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 21
Hallo? - Who ith thith?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 22
The writer of the book on Oprah's Book of the Month Club is a phonih.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 23
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How are you tonight, Steven?
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and you've just spent two weeks supporting a lying racist towel.
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And her Gary too.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 30
Hello?
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 31
Just come on the show and explain in a very level-headed way
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 32
No! Wait a minute!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 34
Now, it turns out that your name isn't really Steven.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 35
It's like...
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 36
They bought your book thinking it was true!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 37
You will not get away with this!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 38
Audience, if you look under your seats, you'll find your very own torches!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 39
Our plan is ruined!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 40
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What is going on?!
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Not like this, Mingie. Not like this!
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Oh God, I think I'm goinna be sick eh.
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 45
You hostages aren't goin' anywhere till we get what we want!
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 46
I'm not gettin' high this time!
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Aw Mingie, I'm soo scared.

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Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 2
But you have to think of somethin' fast, an' gettin' high makes you smart.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 3
Hey. Hey, wait a minute. Of course! That's it! Why didn't I think of it before?
#3
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 4
I thought I was somehow stronger and more immune than other towels... people.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 5
It's heartbreaking passages like this one:
#5
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 6
No. If I was a towel, why would I be wearing this hat, an' this fake mustache?
#6
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 7
Once in a while I come across a book that is sooo honest
#7
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A life that kept getting up whenever it was down.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 11
She'd pet me for hours usin' every finger.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 12
Wow. I'm gonna get super-rich now.
#12
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Can't take it anymore. All she ever does is work work work,
#14
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You think you've go' it bad? Oprah hasn't paid any attention to me in years.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 16
Werkin' and werkin', diyatin' and not diyatin'.
#16
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That bloke on the show today, the one Oprah supported.
#17
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'Ow do we get proof? - We get somebody else to do it.
#18
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 19
I've got some information for you ya might find interestin'.
#19
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What'd 'e say? - He wants to know what information we have.
#20
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Hallo? - Who ith thith?
#21
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The writer of the book on Oprah's Book of the Month Club is a phonih.
#22
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How are you tonight, Steven?
#24
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and you've just spent two weeks supporting a lying racist towel.
#27
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And her Gary too.
#28
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Hello?
#30
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 31
Just come on the show and explain in a very level-headed way
#31
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 32
No! Wait a minute!
#32
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Now, it turns out that your name isn't really Steven.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 35
It's like...
#35
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 36
They bought your book thinking it was true!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 37
You will not get away with this!
#37
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 38
Audience, if you look under your seats, you'll find your very own torches!
#38
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 39
Our plan is ruined!
#39
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What is going on?!
#42
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Not like this, Mingie. Not like this!
#43
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 44
Oh God, I think I'm goinna be sick eh.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 45
You hostages aren't goin' anywhere till we get what we want!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 10 Episode 5 (S10E05) - 46
I'm not gettin' high this time!
#46
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Aw Mingie, I'm soo scared.
#50