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Season 2  "If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'"  2x9

Aired 20 years ago - Apr 04, 2000

To get a favorite show back on the air, Peter convinces the “Make-a-Dream Come True” foundation that Chris is dying. The scam leads to Peter “magically healing” Chris and some people begin to worship him.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
I saw that on a two-part report on Dateline Tuesday and Dateline Gatilsday.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
If Chris gets his homework done, you can watch it together next week.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
- Mom, I'll do it after... - Chris finished his homework.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
Because if you were, I think you just lied to mom.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
If you're waiting for Gumbel 2 Gumbel, you're out of luck.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
I tried that once. It got me in a lot of trouble.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
Look at Mr. Suave.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
Use the door next to it.
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- My son Chris is dying! - Holy crap, no! Oh, my God!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
This whole thing was your idea!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
All he wants is his favorite show back on TV. How can you say no?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
Jeremy, is there anything lower than absolute zero?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Sounds sexy. What are the symptoms?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
Why, that's the sickest boy I've ever seen!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
We need to take a chance. Try something different. Something fresh.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
Excuse me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
Are you kidding? I may see you again.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
I say, Mother, you have your work cut out for you now, don't you?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
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I have a certificate to prove it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
She heard that Chris is dying!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
Chris was in on the whole thing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
"as they dig your grave"
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
Junior, where you been?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
Why is my name Florida?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
Lois, that's ridiculous. There's nobody out there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
No. Everything's fine. Thanks for checking. Bye-bye.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
Thank you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
Chris is all better! I cured him!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
What kind of man devalues the life of his child for a TV show?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
You see what your lies have done? They think you're some kind of healer.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Praise Peter!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
Those films my cousin Rufus used to do were pure exploitation.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
Oh, you out of time, baby.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
We're talking Marty McSuperfly, dig?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
Get me Isaac Hayes.
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Lois, if you're scared, I'll hold you until the lights are on again.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
Don't you see what's happening?
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Come on, there's a logical explanation for all those things.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
If Chris gets his homework done, you can watch it together next week.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
- Mom, I'll do it after... - Chris finished his homework.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
Because if you were, I think you just lied to mom.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
If you're waiting for Gumbel 2 Gumbel, you're out of luck.
#5
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I tried that once. It got me in a lot of trouble.
#6
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Look at Mr. Suave.
#8
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Use the door next to it.
#9
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- My son Chris is dying! - Holy crap, no! Oh, my God!
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
This whole thing was your idea!
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
All he wants is his favorite show back on TV. How can you say no?
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
Jeremy, is there anything lower than absolute zero?
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Sounds sexy. What are the symptoms?
#18
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Why, that's the sickest boy I've ever seen!
#19
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We need to take a chance. Try something different. Something fresh.
#20
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Excuse me.
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
Are you kidding? I may see you again.
#22
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I say, Mother, you have your work cut out for you now, don't you?
#23
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I have a certificate to prove it.
#25
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She heard that Chris is dying!
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
Chris was in on the whole thing.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
"as they dig your grave"
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
Junior, where you been?
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
Why is my name Florida?
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
Lois, that's ridiculous. There's nobody out there.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
No. Everything's fine. Thanks for checking. Bye-bye.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
Thank you.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
Chris is all better! I cured him!
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
What kind of man devalues the life of his child for a TV show?
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
You see what your lies have done? They think you're some kind of healer.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Praise Peter!
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
Those films my cousin Rufus used to do were pure exploitation.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
Oh, you out of time, baby.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
We're talking Marty McSuperfly, dig?
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
Get me Isaac Hayes.
#41
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Lois, if you're scared, I'll hold you until the lights are on again.
#47
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Don't you see what's happening?
#49
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Come on, there's a logical explanation for all those things.
#50