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Season 2  "E. Peterbus Unum"  2x18

Aired 20 years ago - Jul 12, 2000

The town zoning laws won't allow Peter to build a pool in his yard. When he tries to get a permit, he discovers that his property is actually not part of Quahog, and therefore not part of the United States. Armed with this new information, Peter makes his land his own country, calling it Petoria. When Peter gets no respect in the United Nation, he decides to invade Joe's pool, which brings the U.S. Army to his border. The Griffins can only survive so long without water, electricity, heat, or access to the United States, and finally, Lois and the kids leave President Peter, along with Brian, to his third-world country. Peter finally repatriates only a week after seceding.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 1
Did you incur any medical expenses this year?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 2
OK. Here goes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 3
- You're not entitled to a refund. - Aah!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 4
- But at least I can give 'em a pool. - Um... I say.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
- Hey, Lois! - What?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 6
- What the...? - Hi. You guys have any Cheese Doodles?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
I'm gonna send you back to hell where you belong.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 8
- Goodbye. - Ah, damn it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in my pool!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
After my grandfather helped create one of our most beloved cartoon characters.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
Oh, you can all go to hell!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
Step into my office.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
What the hell are you talkin' about? I've lived there for 12 years.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14
I'm not comin' back in a week, or ever!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
Oh. Hm.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16
- And that makes us our own country. - What are you talking about?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17
A new foreign country which was founded this week, here in our own back yard.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
Thank you, Diane. So, Mrs Griffin, what's it like being the woman behind the man?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
My son Chris is in charge of our space programme.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
So where is the president now?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
I'd say "Oh, yeah! That's nice. That's the spot."
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
Barkeep! Petro-nemo-slappy-wag.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
Peter, you can't drink that outside. You're gonna end up in jail.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24
Uh-uh-uh! Can't touch me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
Can't touch me
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
It's Peter, go Peter, up Peter, yo, Peter, let's see Regis rap this way, can't touch me
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
Man, this sucks. Hey, Podium Guy! Hey, I got a problem here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
- Have a seat up front. - Well, that's more like it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 31
- I don't shower. - Oh, that's what that is.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 32
Oh, yeah? Well, according to paragraph seven, sentence three, word eight
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
- But this kind of behaviour can't be tolerated. - Agreed.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
Diane, I'm here at the Petorian front, where the US has cut off electricity,
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
Damn pig-dog Americans, messin' with my family like this.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
No. We're a real country. We deserve all the rights and privileges everyone else gets.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 39
Oh. Yeah, sorry, Lois.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 40
- Fine. Why not just drop a bomb on him? - What about that, Eleanor?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 41
Can anybody tell me what the square root of the hypotenuse is... Chris, is that a note?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 42
Damn you, Rupert! Keep these loathsome insects away, or you'll end up like Mr Giraffe.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 43
Yes, and from the look of those sweater cows, so can you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 44
No, no. No, no, this is fine.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 45
I'm sorry. Were you just whipping me? Or did I just get bit by a mosquito?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
Iraq, Lois! You know what? I'm gonna invite a few of these fellas over for a party.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
- Just kidding. Is Muammar here? - Yeah, he's over there with Saddam.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 48
- Marco. - Polo!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 49
I say, I say, Achmed. What is that thing you people do
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
I've had enough. You can keep this filthy mess you call a country. Come on, kids.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 2
OK. Here goes.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 3
- You're not entitled to a refund. - Aah!
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 4
- But at least I can give 'em a pool. - Um... I say.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
- Hey, Lois! - What?
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 6
- What the...? - Hi. You guys have any Cheese Doodles?
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
I'm gonna send you back to hell where you belong.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 8
- Goodbye. - Ah, damn it.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in my pool!
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
After my grandfather helped create one of our most beloved cartoon characters.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
Oh, you can all go to hell!
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
Step into my office.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
What the hell are you talkin' about? I've lived there for 12 years.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14
I'm not comin' back in a week, or ever!
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
Oh. Hm.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16
- And that makes us our own country. - What are you talking about?
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17
A new foreign country which was founded this week, here in our own back yard.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
Thank you, Diane. So, Mrs Griffin, what's it like being the woman behind the man?
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
My son Chris is in charge of our space programme.
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
So where is the president now?
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
I'd say "Oh, yeah! That's nice. That's the spot."
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
Barkeep! Petro-nemo-slappy-wag.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
Peter, you can't drink that outside. You're gonna end up in jail.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24
Uh-uh-uh! Can't touch me.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
Can't touch me
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26 #26 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
It's Peter, go Peter, up Peter, yo, Peter, let's see Regis rap this way, can't touch me
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
Man, this sucks. Hey, Podium Guy! Hey, I got a problem here.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
- Have a seat up front. - Well, that's more like it.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30 #30 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 31
- I don't shower. - Oh, that's what that is.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 32
Oh, yeah? Well, according to paragraph seven, sentence three, word eight
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
- But this kind of behaviour can't be tolerated. - Agreed.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34 #34 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
Diane, I'm here at the Petorian front, where the US has cut off electricity,
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36 #36 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
Damn pig-dog Americans, messin' with my family like this.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
No. We're a real country. We deserve all the rights and privileges everyone else gets.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 39
Oh. Yeah, sorry, Lois.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 40
- Fine. Why not just drop a bomb on him? - What about that, Eleanor?
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 41
Can anybody tell me what the square root of the hypotenuse is... Chris, is that a note?
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 42
Damn you, Rupert! Keep these loathsome insects away, or you'll end up like Mr Giraffe.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 43
Yes, and from the look of those sweater cows, so can you.
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 44
No, no. No, no, this is fine.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 45
I'm sorry. Were you just whipping me? Or did I just get bit by a mosquito?
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
Iraq, Lois! You know what? I'm gonna invite a few of these fellas over for a party.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
- Just kidding. Is Muammar here? - Yeah, he's over there with Saddam.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 48
- Marco. - Polo!
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 49
I say, I say, Achmed. What is that thing you people do
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
I've had enough. You can keep this filthy mess you call a country. Come on, kids.
#50