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Season 2  "The King is Dead"  2x7

Aired 20 years ago - Mar 28, 2000

When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
I got great ideas, but they look at me, and all they see is a loser.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity."
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
And Lois has her theater group.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
Part of being creative is figuring out what you're good at.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
"Oh, no not in springtime
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Mother, as first lady of the American stage, Helen Hayes, once said:
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Then I tried sculpting.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
Wait, Peter, everyone has to audition. You know, sing, dance.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
"Met the greatest earthquake ever known
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Siamese baby? Stewie Griffin does not play bit parts!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
- Yeah. - Great, 'cause I could use some.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
You have too much talent for the stage.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
I'm the king of the...
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
Don't you worry, Lois. I'll get the word out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
Excuse me? You. Get out of here!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
...a Peter Griffin production, and I'm giving you the exclusive story.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
- Really? - Peter.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
But Loretta's playing Anna, and she's doing a great job.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
Today's weather calls for breezy skies and sun, and there's gonna be a...
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
They did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Besides, I'm the director.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Come on, Lois. Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
No! He's not brilliant! Rodgers and Hammerstein were brilliant!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
I took this job because I wanted to create something beautiful...
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Good morning, Peter. I made your favorite breakfast.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material...
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
...is exactly what you've turned my show into.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
Remember, Diane, you're playing Anna, a steel-town girl on a Saturday night...
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
We've been rehearsing for hours. I'm exhausted!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
- We can't do The King and I without Anna. - Yeah. This is a real snafu.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
I came because I love the theater.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
The city lies in ruins after the ninth nuclear World War.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
"Because I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity."
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
And Lois has her theater group.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
Part of being creative is figuring out what you're good at.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
"Oh, no not in springtime
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6 #6 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Mother, as first lady of the American stage, Helen Hayes, once said:
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Then I tried sculpting.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
Wait, Peter, everyone has to audition. You know, sing, dance.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
"Met the greatest earthquake ever known
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12 #12 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13 #13 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Siamese baby? Stewie Griffin does not play bit parts!
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
- Yeah. - Great, 'cause I could use some.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead!
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
You have too much talent for the stage.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
I'm the king of the...
#18
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What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas?
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
Don't you worry, Lois. I'll get the word out.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
Excuse me? You. Get out of here!
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
...a Peter Griffin production, and I'm giving you the exclusive story.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
- Really? - Peter.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
But Loretta's playing Anna, and she's doing a great job.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
Today's weather calls for breezy skies and sun, and there's gonna be a...
#27
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They did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Besides, I'm the director.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Come on, Lois. Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?
#33
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No! He's not brilliant! Rodgers and Hammerstein were brilliant!
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
I took this job because I wanted to create something beautiful...
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Good morning, Peter. I made your favorite breakfast.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material...
#38
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Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
...is exactly what you've turned my show into.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
Remember, Diane, you're playing Anna, a steel-town girl on a Saturday night...
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
We've been rehearsing for hours. I'm exhausted!
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
- We can't do The King and I without Anna. - Yeah. This is a real snafu.
#44
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I came because I love the theater.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
The city lies in ruins after the ninth nuclear World War.
#47
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"Because I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels
#50