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Season 2  "Dammit Janet"  2x15

Aired 20 years ago - Jun 13, 2000

Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 1
I got 'em! Ha-ha-ha! It's just like hunting.
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Oh, sweetheart, don't be upset. You're gonna have fun here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 4
- Well... we could get hammered. - Oh, it's too early for me, but you go ahead.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 5
Maybe a part-time job would liven up your days.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 6
Nobody better come in here. I'm the Griffins' house.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 7
- Oh, now you've gone and upset the boy. - Peter, this is a new chapter in my life.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 9
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 10
Duck.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 11
So I'm, like, I got a job for you, baby... right here!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 12
So, what? You're just gonna dump me? Just like that?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 13
I didn't say anything. Go to sleep, crazy lady.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 14
Still, I find it odd that she's even on my mind at all. What the deuce has come over me?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 16
She's gone. Good. Well, I'm off.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 17
- He's putting his arm on my armrest. - It's my armrest.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 19
Stewardess, the plane just made my beer spill. I want a free one.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 20
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 21
So let it be known I want absolutely nothing to do with the wretched enterprise of love!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 22
No, no, actually, it's Stewie, but, well, you can call me Cookie if you like.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 23
Oh! Oh, you want my cookie? Oh, yes, by all means. Here you are.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 24
Argh! Unhand me, woman. I don't have gas, I'm in love!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 25
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 26
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Oh, God! Oh, God! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 27
What? Lois, you can't quit. What if Kurt Cobain had quit?
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 28
Well, I guess I'll give it a little more time. It's like I always tell the kids -
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 29
Argh!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 30
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Lois, we could use your help in coach.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 35
Would you like a crumpet? I would, because I'm Winston Churchill.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 36
Wait a second. You're tellin' me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some fried chicken,
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 37
- Peter! - Lois!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 38
Have you seen the lips on that woman? It's like a baboon's ass on her face!
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 39
- Ugh! Move. I have a lot of work to do. - I can't, I'm stuck.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 40
Well, Lois, at least one of us is in the Mile High Club.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 41
Here's an artist's rendering of what they might look like.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 42
We would have sent you with the others, but we didn't know you were stuck in the toilet.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 43
Uh... uh... uh...
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We gotta get some fake passports on the black market.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 48
That is absolutely classic! Melinda, you're an utter delight.
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 49
This is what you call dolled up? Why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 50
I was lyin', but just so you know it's somethin' we might have to deal with.

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Oh, sweetheart, don't be upset. You're gonna have fun here.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 4
- Well... we could get hammered. - Oh, it's too early for me, but you go ahead.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 5
Maybe a part-time job would liven up your days.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 6
Nobody better come in here. I'm the Griffins' house.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 7
- Oh, now you've gone and upset the boy. - Peter, this is a new chapter in my life.
#7
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Duck.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 11
So I'm, like, I got a job for you, baby... right here!
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 12
So, what? You're just gonna dump me? Just like that?
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 13
I didn't say anything. Go to sleep, crazy lady.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 14
Still, I find it odd that she's even on my mind at all. What the deuce has come over me?
#14
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She's gone. Good. Well, I'm off.
#16
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- He's putting his arm on my armrest. - It's my armrest.
#17
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Stewardess, the plane just made my beer spill. I want a free one.
#19
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So let it be known I want absolutely nothing to do with the wretched enterprise of love!
#21
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No, no, actually, it's Stewie, but, well, you can call me Cookie if you like.
#22
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Oh! Oh, you want my cookie? Oh, yes, by all means. Here you are.
#23
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Argh! Unhand me, woman. I don't have gas, I'm in love!
#24
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Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Oh, God! Oh, God! Agh! Agh! Agh!
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 27
What? Lois, you can't quit. What if Kurt Cobain had quit?
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 28
Well, I guess I'll give it a little more time. It's like I always tell the kids -
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 29
Argh!
#29
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Lois, we could use your help in coach.
#34
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Would you like a crumpet? I would, because I'm Winston Churchill.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 36
Wait a second. You're tellin' me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some fried chicken,
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 37
- Peter! - Lois!
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 38
Have you seen the lips on that woman? It's like a baboon's ass on her face!
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 39
- Ugh! Move. I have a lot of work to do. - I can't, I'm stuck.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 40
Well, Lois, at least one of us is in the Mile High Club.
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 41
Here's an artist's rendering of what they might look like.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 42
We would have sent you with the others, but we didn't know you were stuck in the toilet.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 43
Uh... uh... uh...
#43
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We gotta get some fake passports on the black market.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 48
That is absolutely classic! Melinda, you're an utter delight.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 49
This is what you call dolled up? Why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 50
I was lyin', but just so you know it's somethin' we might have to deal with.
#50