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Season 2  "Holy Crap"  2x2

Aired 25 years ago - Sep 30, 1999

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
Bless her heart. She's on another one of her prayer missions in Las Vegas.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
I'm in the car.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
"...where their flesh burned in agony forever and ever."
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
A pestilence here and a plague there. Omnipotence!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
Open this door! Open it, I say!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
God's watching me do number two?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Grandpa, we were just holding hands.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
...and God kills her for parading her bum around in those pants!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
Why does that man drop his club before he runs around?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
I'll get him.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
He just left without saying anything? Where would he go?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
The Rhode Island Cock Society is sponsoring free check-ups...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
It seems he broke into the old mill after hours.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
I, for one, am a tumbler. Here, watch my round-off.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
...but it doesn't seem like your dad is interested in bonding with you.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
That's my boy. At least, that's what your mama always told me.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Cut it out. I'm serious.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
...and stick a tiny pack of smokes in his torn denim jacket.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Oh, yeah. But he's in great shape. Except his prostate.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Because this man always put his job before everything else.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Peter, this is truly a miracle. I'm so grateful.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
A chapel? Where will you all eat lunch?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Your dad stinks.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
Boo-yah!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Now wait a minute. I may not be perfect.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
Something's wrong with your shower. The water's not cold enough.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
How can you just sit there and let him talk like that?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
...a loving father, and, for some reason I'll never understand...
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
Hey, did you ever notice this? On page 375, it says "Jebus."
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
...with a family crisis only His Holiness can resolve.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
Wave at the Pope there, Luke.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
Lemony.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
Come on. What about the time I was on that airplane?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
Peter, you've raised a fine family.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
And Chris, what you do in the bathroom is between you and God.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
I meant you should talk to your father.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
...and it turned out to be his son? I think this is gonna top it.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
His zest for life is an affirmation of God's great love within us all.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
I'm in the car.
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
#3 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
"...where their flesh burned in agony forever and ever."
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5 #5 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
A pestilence here and a plague there. Omnipotence!
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
Open this door! Open it, I say!
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
God's watching me do number two?
#8 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Grandpa, we were just holding hands.
#9 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
...and God kills her for parading her bum around in those pants!
#11 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
Why does that man drop his club before he runs around?
#12 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
I'll get him.
#13 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
He just left without saying anything? Where would he go?
#14 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
The Rhode Island Cock Society is sponsoring free check-ups...
#15 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16 #16 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
It seems he broke into the old mill after hours.
#17 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
I, for one, am a tumbler. Here, watch my round-off.
#18 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
...but it doesn't seem like your dad is interested in bonding with you.
#19 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
That's my boy. At least, that's what your mama always told me.
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Cut it out. I'm serious.
#21 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
...and stick a tiny pack of smokes in his torn denim jacket.
#22 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Oh, yeah. But he's in great shape. Except his prostate.
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Because this man always put his job before everything else.
#24 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Peter, this is truly a miracle. I'm so grateful.
#25 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours.
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
A chapel? Where will you all eat lunch?
#27 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Your dad stinks.
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
Boo-yah!
#29 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Now wait a minute. I may not be perfect.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31 #31 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
Something's wrong with your shower. The water's not cold enough.
#32 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
How can you just sit there and let him talk like that?
#33 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet...
#34 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
...a loving father, and, for some reason I'll never understand...
#35 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36 #36 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37 #37 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
Hey, did you ever notice this? On page 375, it says "Jebus."
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
...with a family crisis only His Holiness can resolve.
#39 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40 #40 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41 #41 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
Wave at the Pope there, Luke.
#42 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
Lemony.
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
Come on. What about the time I was on that airplane?
#44 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
Peter, you've raised a fine family.
#45 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46 #46 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
And Chris, what you do in the bathroom is between you and God.
#47 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
I meant you should talk to your father.
#48 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
...and it turned out to be his son? I think this is gonna top it.
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
His zest for life is an affirmation of God's great love within us all.
#50