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Season 8  "Do You Believe in Magic?"  8x12

Aired 5 months ago - Feb 08, 2017

Fearful that the romance between him and Claire is fizzling, Phil calls upon his alter ego, Clive Bixby, get Valentines day back on track. Jay shows a bit of child favoritism when he and Gloria must deal with Joe's inappropriate Valentine gift-giving and Manny's dating indecisiveness. When Cam and Mitch try to empower Lily, Haley and Sal to stand up to the men in their lives, things don't turn out as planned and go overboard. Alex discovers she has a secret admirer who may be a little too involved with family.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 1
and the half-eaten chocolates getting hurled at the wall.
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- in my old cheer shorts... - They're for me.
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when I was break-dancing in a KFC parking lot.
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It so happens that your mother is still very romantic,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 5
Ah, yeah. Rainer has work, anyways.
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She used our words. We wrote her a little speech.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 7
but we really understand women.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 8
He texts me every Valentine's Day begging to hook up.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 9
Aw, but now you have better plans.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 10
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and, you know, get back to our list.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 12
he got this from home?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 13
My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
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to your wife or your girlfriend.
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Ms. Clarke, sorry for the trouble.
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You're in no danger.
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and Clive, passionate collector of beautiful women
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Say, maybe you could take over here for a bit.
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Phil, look, I really appreciate this. I do.
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He's the guy for offbeat swivels and rare-beveled hook joints.
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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 24
Well, um...
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Okay.
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Everyone knows why you grew that thing.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 27
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 28
Oh, that was crazy
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 29
It's just pathetic Dylan trying to hook up again.
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- 'cause we told her not to. - Good.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 31
Um, she is on a boat in the marina,
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Bedhead, sneeze face, and UGG slippers?
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We need to get to that boat before Haley hooks up with Dylan.
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I am so sorry.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 35
Yeah, he did have a little thing for her.
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First off, Joe is not a mini me.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Yeah, I feel like you used to blink.
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Straightening up.
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that wasn't a date.
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- No! We are still on board. - No, Sal.
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No. I've got her right here.
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- I'm legendary in bed, - Okay.
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- I'm gonna go. - Okay.
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and I permanently damaged my collagen.
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I am obsessed with your grandfather,
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I'm sorry, sir
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What'd I miss?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 2
- in my old cheer shorts... - They're for me.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 3
when I was break-dancing in a KFC parking lot.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 4
It so happens that your mother is still very romantic,
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 5
Ah, yeah. Rainer has work, anyways.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 6
She used our words. We wrote her a little speech.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 7
but we really understand women.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 8
He texts me every Valentine's Day begging to hook up.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 12 (S08E12) - 9
Aw, but now you have better plans.
#9
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and, you know, get back to our list.
#11
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he got this from home?
#12
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My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
#13
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to your wife or your girlfriend.
#15
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Ms. Clarke, sorry for the trouble.
#16
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You're in no danger.
#17
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and Clive, passionate collector of beautiful women
#18
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Say, maybe you could take over here for a bit.
#19
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Phil, look, I really appreciate this. I do.
#20
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He's the guy for offbeat swivels and rare-beveled hook joints.
#22
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Well, um...
#24
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Okay.
#25
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Everyone knows why you grew that thing.
#26
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Oh, that was crazy
#28
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It's just pathetic Dylan trying to hook up again.
#29
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- 'cause we told her not to. - Good.
#30
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Um, she is on a boat in the marina,
#31
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Bedhead, sneeze face, and UGG slippers?
#32
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We need to get to that boat before Haley hooks up with Dylan.
#33
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I am so sorry.
#34
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Yeah, he did have a little thing for her.
#35
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First off, Joe is not a mini me.
#36
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What are you guys doing here?
#37
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Yeah, I feel like you used to blink.
#38
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Straightening up.
#39
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that wasn't a date.
#40
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- No! We are still on board. - No, Sal.
#41
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No. I've got her right here.
#43
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- I'm legendary in bed, - Okay.
#44
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- I'm gonna go. - Okay.
#46
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and I permanently damaged my collagen.
#47
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I am obsessed with your grandfather,
#48
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I'm sorry, sir
#49
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What'd I miss?
#50