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Season 9

Aired 6 days ago - Dec 06, 2017

After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip in the wild will be just what he needs to boost his confidence; Mitchell's plan to teach Cam and Lily each a lesson backfires.

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No!
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But that just made it extra fun, 'cause I got to drive us home.
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MANNY: Oh, I didn't expect you guys to be home.
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and maybe some delicious brownies that I was about to throw away
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since he was a little kid.
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- Well, can Julia hit Irvine? - Not Irvine and Tustin.
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Oh, it's okay, Shane. I know your type.
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with some of the most dangerous characters this side of Hell.
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Hey, it must be 5:00 a.m.
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- Ay, Cam... - Whack!
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my constant companion...
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All right.
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Oh talented, smart and speaks Spanish.
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- Now stand beside me and follow along. - Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, a little sensitive there. - Yeah, you have a little bite there.
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What kind of schools allow a teacher to date a student?
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So learn from my one and only parental mistake.
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Are you sure, Mom?
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I will get you to admit you sent out that video.
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There's concern about some drug traffic at this school.
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- Cop eyes. - Okay. So what's the play?
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Copy that. But in case you need backup, I should be near north campus.
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Are we gonna go outside? Yes, we are.
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- It worked. - Good.
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...a cold, brisk current,
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altogether abandoned hive.
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That sounded big, didn't it?
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I've been out of cell range for most of the day.
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No, Claire, I'm worried that a bear
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Mwah! Let me call you back a little later.
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You're a giggly one, aren't ya? Oh, I miss that sound.
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God, he must be so humiliated.
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- Yeah. And... - Mm-hmm.
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And there's a big drug deal going on tonight,
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who's helping fight the Dexomorphone problem that's plaguing...
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and your first assignment is to stay as far away as possible
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Nah, nah, I'm fine.
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She suggested we come here. I said fine.
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bad enough she's older than I am,
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You'll be surprised how much easier things get
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- Is this stuff any good? - It better be.
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You're busted. What do we got here?
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Drive strong, brother.
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I'm on my way home now, but we were down a driver,
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I didn't quit Woosnam, Keneally & Dunphy.
Aired 13 days ago - Nov 29, 2017

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Terry Bradshaw. I love Terry Bradshaw!
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and I believe it's all about teamwork.
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- It's Sam Anvilmaker. - Who?
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He writes in a hollowed-out tree somewhere in Montana.
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- Uh, excuse me, Mr. Anvilmaker? - Let me guess...
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So go and find someone else to venerate.
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Not him. No.
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CAMERON: We both don't need a pair. We can just share these.
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selects an unsuspecting couple at a home store.
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Yeah, one word, three syllables, starts with "gah," ends with "zebo."
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I don't know. Oh, my gosh, Mitchell, do you like this planter?
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Couples on those shows always have conflict.
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Let's go find him and drum up an argument.
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in my... nether region.
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When you're ready for it, you get a T-shirt,
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Oh, that's not what...Oi... I meant...
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Excuse me, Mr. Bradshaw. Jay Pritchett, juror number 3.
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He said "yes"!
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"Smokey and the Bandit II." Now that was a challenge.
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I happen to be proud of that movie.
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You sent a cow heart to a children's soccer referee.
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Come on, we both know that your attitude is just a defense mechanism
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- Privy. - Okay.
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Okay, rein it in.
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I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend you.
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- Oh, you're judging me? - No, no.
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I'm giving you an I.V. bag of antibiotics
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Terry, can we talk? Please don't shut me out.
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ever been the victim of a violent crime?
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Your Honor, we'd like to dismiss Juror number 3.
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But Terry had to sign it.
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No. I want a picture with you.
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You're even more beautiful than you are in Phil's photos.
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And what are you beautiful, uh, scholars reading?
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- DONNA: That is so you! - Hey, Phil. Our photo got 25,000 likes.
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Hey... Where are you off to, stranger?
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The last song I wrote was about my helicopter.
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I know something you could do for him.
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♪ Oh, Dunphy, Dunphy, Dunphy ♪
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Yeah, we gave him everything he wants...
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- Can I help you guys? - Yeah, how about an explanation?
Aired a month ago - Nov 15, 2017

During Jay’s Thanksgiving toast, he honors the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that isn’t quite true. As everyone desperately tries to hide the facts about their perceived triumphs, Phil works hard to master a classic magic trick and prove he’s not the family failure,

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It's about positive versus negative reinforcement.
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that tux will be 80% off in Tammy Bosworth's dorm room.
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I know that you're gonna make us oh-so proud!
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Haley! Showtime!
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So naturally, they would thumb their nose at a classic trick
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I'm gonna take care of something upstairs.
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There's my guy.
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Hello?
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Well, thanks to you,
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A touchdown will win the game.
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are going to be thinking pass, which is why we're going to run.
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Dolphins win! Dolphins win!
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I'm a fraud.
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in your soul where childhood traumas go.
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Oh, hey Gloria. Sure love those bangs.
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Here we are.
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Awesome. To make up for the time I lost,
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Abraka-failure.
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I-I-I think I'll... I'll probably just take a quick minute.
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No, no, it's not an emergency.
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just how much fun you've... dialed up.
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I hear the Nazis have booby-trapped these,
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Blast!
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If I can't do this trick, my magic shop
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We'll blow up a frame of you in the lead and run a big ad...
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Phil, this better be an emergency.
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I did it! I won! I won!
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because you cut two miles out of a six-mile race.
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No problem.
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I'm gonna post this on Inseam.
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Thank you, sweetie.
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Oh.
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as an open-space magician?
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I had a falling-out with his teacher.
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We have children here from many ethnicities,
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"We"?
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You must have been so cute.
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It's no use! I can't do it!
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Hey, Google, how much time left on the turkey?
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so now it's Joe's turn.
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The white man took pity on these primitives
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and we bestowed them with our nation's highest honor...
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You've been lying to me
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But then I learned that Claire was going on a Turkey Trot.
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'Cause this thing says she never got near it.
Aired a month ago - Nov 01, 2017

Claire is determined to make up for her less-than-joyful mood at Jay and Gloria’s wedding by throwing their tenth-anniversary party.

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Morning, beautiful.
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He walked Gloria down the aisle, did the calligraphy.
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but you're not making the most of your college experience
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So hit the road, and we'll see you at Thanksgiving.
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and shrunk my wedding dress.
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I'm the coolest person that's ever been in here.
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Well, the place looks great. Can you imagine coming here every day?
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in the presence of a non-licensed magician.
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so they moved on to me.
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That's because she misses Manny. Today, you're Manny.
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No. It's terrible, Jay.
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♪ That old black magic ♪ ♪ that you weave so well ♪
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that I'd beg to be back in the act, didn't you?
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And hurry! The party starts real soon!
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I've watch you shrink in their presence.
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And just once, I would love to watch your talent soar
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Hey, Beardy. Have you seen Manny Delgado?
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I thought I was persona non grata.
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- That's been working? - Shut up.
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as if it's something I did in your best interest.
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Which isn't enough time to tell a story.
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I'm in the bathroom! Come in!
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You, uh...
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Just like the hero of that rock opera I never finished.
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And now it is my pleasure
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Okay. Okay.
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♪ Icy fingers up and down my spine ♪
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You know, he was raised a mama's boy.
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And there is someone that we haven't heard from yet.
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♪ When faced with black magic? ♪
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Thank you very much.
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No. They're Gloria's family. Unlike some people, they feel things.
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I-I... Did you hear those people cheering?
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- 'cause I transformed you. - Okay.
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Or I change into an old pair of pajamas
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he missed a phone call for a job to do boat magic.
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I got that call when you weren't home
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- I b... - Who's ready for some magic?
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Whoo! Yes, drums! Yes!
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iHola! I want to come out!
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That's why I slipped her those three drinks at the reception.
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My own wife is the reason I don't have a career in magic,
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Aah!
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I really don't care.
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What kind of sick game are you two playing?
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 25, 2017

Phil and Claire still want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but it seems no one shares their same enthusiasm making them wonder if maybe everyone is right. Over at the Pritchett's, Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking to finish their kitchen remodel, which forces Mitch to finally stand up to his dad. Meanwhile, Gloria's hospitality is wearing thin when Cam oversteps his boundaries as a house guest. MORE -LESS

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I was going to make Joe's oatmeal.
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Ow!
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and to never kick them out,
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I want my kitchen back.
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Do something.
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Destiny was the name of the casting director
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I even crushed the modesty after.
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Only the best sorority.
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Come with me.
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♪ Let's dance, the last dance ♪
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Uh, I would like to see the kitchen.
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Now, wait a second.
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Okay, you know? Y... y... yes!
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particularly from someone who was in one for 22 years,
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- How'd it feel? - I didn't love it.
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or a high-school production of "Nunsense."
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Let me just strap on this bad boy.
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It's one of the four biggest prank days of the year.
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Oh, I'm gonna teach them a lesson,
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if you don't finish your homework.
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There's no way to say that that doesn't sound braggy.
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Next thing I know, Daddy's pulling the pumpkin
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you know, and the right to name the next tornado.
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It's one of the perks of working at Pritchett's Closets.
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The pressure to dress up!
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- [EMPLOYEES MURMUR IN RELIEF] - Oh. Yeah.
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It's a zombie attack.
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Ow, God! I am so sorry!
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So I had to break it off with Carla
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Sorry I'm late.
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I knew there was one perfect thing
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so I could objectify her.
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just in time for the pumpkin weigh-in.
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Siamese twins have more privacy than me!
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It's better that I know how you actually feel.
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I'll just quickly gather my things, take that bath,
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Only I swapped out silly string for broad swords
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Nooooo!
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[SOBBING] Where's Fluffy?! I can't find Fluffy!
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And what is a city, but...
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This crystal in the middle acted like a magnifying glass.
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And it died so hard.
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Turns out you're just the weird guy
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Who cares what anybody thinks?
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Like, you know something's bad,
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Whew!
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It's been really great, but now it's over.
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We were drunk, okay?
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 18, 2017

Jay’s best friend, Shorty, is back from Costa Rica but spends more time with Gloria than Jay. Alex is ready to shed her good-girl image and is going to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is definitely a sexual one.

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- and I'm getting really tired of this. - Oh, calm down.
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- Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad.
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This doesn't feel like it's about me.
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You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids
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And we said, "Or, you rich queens",
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Jersey. Right.
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- Oh, and I used to be so uptight. - But look at us now.
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It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right?
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and Cam tells me that we have a sports package.
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Come walk us to the door.
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What's in it?
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to show her what kind of man you are.
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and last night's fries were fantastic.
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Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you get out of those pajamas...
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I got a little thing this morning at the office.
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Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil
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Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house.
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- Things break. - I'll pay for it.
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how lucky I am to live here.
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You know what I'm in the mood for?
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Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it?
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It's aggressive.
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maybe over dinner with her and Ben...
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You know the rules. Helmet.
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Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time.
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Well, I would love to, but, uh...
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You're turning Shorty into Manny.
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You are the son that he's talking about.
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I mean, we're their friends.
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Oh, goodness, we feared you two
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I haven't even gotten to say,
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You know, art and culture and good food...
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Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin,
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Okay, Lionel, bring me home.
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I was skeptical at first
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Oh. How many scenes does kickball have?
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Mi amor, it's okay.
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I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet...
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I mean it.
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You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us.
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I thought good parents
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You can swing by and pick him up on your way.
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I worked so hard all day
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Don't freak out, babe. That's exactly what she wants.
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I have to admit, I feel slightly uncomfortable.
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- You two need to loosen up a little. - That's not what I meant.
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This is exactly what you and your dad always did to me.
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the way that Jay tore me down,
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No one was good enough for his little girl, and...
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 11, 2017

Phil thinks he's going to have a day of bad luck after he doesn't complete his daily superstition. Mitch believes Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation.

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leave her at the beach.
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Then why did you learn Italian?
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Are you eavesdropping on Pam again?
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Let me get to the dirty parts...
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of the country-fair mule drag.
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I wish I couldn't even hear her at all!
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So, look, but I do want to talk about the sink before you leave.
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How one of his little pouches on his tool belt
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I mean, maybe I'm too passive,
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Here you go, Boss.
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Eyes... Eyes over here, okay? This... This is my thing.
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Anything else?
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I know she got to you, but, uh...
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What do you mean you like it when it melts?
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Let's go, Joe. Now that you're awake,
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You can put away this nice, soft, fluffy laundry.
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I was putting away that harmless laundry
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Seriously?
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- Oh, do you have the tickets? - They're in the car,
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Man plans to go to Steely Dan. God laughs.
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You lure them with kindness.
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There is just... one more thing.
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That's not my car.
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Don't you see what this is doing to me?!
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It was hard at first... The twitching thumbs,
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I even found an old book in the truck and started reading it.
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Excuse me!
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I'm going to Disneyland with Tricia's family.
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Okay. You also thought that the cavemen killed the dinosaurs.
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and now I'm worried that you're doing the same thing with Francisco.
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Come on. Yeah. You know what?
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Talking like a girl from Cricketsville...
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You always had the prettiest voice in Central America.
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You ruined everything, you giant, horse-faced dummy.
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And I needed a job where I could stay at home with the baby.
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Just could've said "snob."
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Yeah, she'll do that to you.
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Hey, while you're here, I wouldn't mind picking your brain
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It happened.
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So, imagine I'm entertaining.
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'cause it... I want to make him happy.
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What in the he...
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What? Really?
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 04, 2017

Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they thought. Manny works to avoid a tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his dorm. Hayley gets an unexpected opportunity.

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I hope you're not... driving.
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It shows.
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for whoever stuck their neck out to get you this job.
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than my dad's had in a lifetime.
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Huh, they seem to be turning down our street.
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searching for a way to justify the remodel of our kitchen.
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Well, it appears we found our smoking "bun."
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Oh, I completely forgot you guys were coming.
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Guess you can use that one for parts.
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But, uh, thank you so much for visiting.
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Look what we did.
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Do you think something's going on?
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As someone who has actually had a gun to her head,
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I'm not here, okay?
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I needed my white noise machine.
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so we can salvage our perfect goodbye?
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I'm gonna take a shower. Eh-eh-eh!
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Where... Oh! Lily, do our tea cup first!
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Well, that's dumb.
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I- I-I think I accidentally, on purpose,
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Cam, you're about to feel a lot better
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It's okay. You can swear in front of me.
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You know, would you like to be my personal assistant?
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Uh, he's a little younger than I normally do.
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I'm not even sure I want to be a cart girl anymore.
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There's opportunity for advancement.
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Mm.
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Gloria, you messed up the TV,
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Joe?
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Manny was doing all these things?
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he'll be in tears in two seconds.
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I'm the one that is sad, not you.
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You can't go in there without putting on a sterile suit
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That was designed to perform cardiovascular surgery.
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Okay, well, your father and I were leaving your room,
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Or, maybe I just didn't like the dress.
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Alex
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that doesn't exist?
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İf you really must know,
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And of course I had to put on my best dress for my big moment.
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Everywhere but here.
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You're way further along than I am.
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Yeah, we are parenting at the highest possible level.
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Mini-bar's stocked with rosé and Ensure.
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Kind of rounded up there.
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Thanks, boss.
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Aired 3 months ago - Sep 27, 2017

Jay forces the family to take their family vacation on a houseboat on a lake. Mitchell runs into an old flame and opens some old wounds. Cam has to stay out of the sun at all costs. Phil and Claire try out some adventureous excursions. The kids' quest for a good time may not be as fun as they expected.