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Season 9

Aired 3 days ago - Oct 18, 2017

Jay’s best friend, Shorty, is back from Costa Rica but spends more time with Gloria than Jay. Alex is ready to shed her good-girl image and is going to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is definitely a sexual one.

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- and I'm getting really tired of this. - Oh, calm down.
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- Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad.
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This doesn't feel like it's about me.
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You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids
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And we said, "Or, you rich queens",
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Jersey. Right.
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- Oh, and I used to be so uptight. - But look at us now.
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It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right?
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and Cam tells me that we have a sports package.
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Come walk us to the door.
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What's in it?
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to show her what kind of man you are.
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and last night's fries were fantastic.
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Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you get out of those pajamas...
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I got a little thing this morning at the office.
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Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil
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Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house.
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- Things break. - I'll pay for it.
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how lucky I am to live here.
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You know what I'm in the mood for?
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Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it?
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It's aggressive.
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maybe over dinner with her and Ben...
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You know the rules. Helmet.
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Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time.
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Well, I would love to, but, uh...
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You're turning Shorty into Manny.
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You are the son that he's talking about.
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I mean, we're their friends.
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Oh, goodness, we feared you two
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I haven't even gotten to say,
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You know, art and culture and good food...
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Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin,
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Okay, Lionel, bring me home.
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I was skeptical at first
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Oh. How many scenes does kickball have?
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Mi amor, it's okay.
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I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet...
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I mean it.
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You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us.
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I thought good parents
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You can swing by and pick him up on your way.
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I worked so hard all day
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Don't freak out, babe. That's exactly what she wants.
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I have to admit, I feel slightly uncomfortable.
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- You two need to loosen up a little. - That's not what I meant.
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This is exactly what you and your dad always did to me.
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the way that Jay tore me down,
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No one was good enough for his little girl, and...
Aired 10 days ago - Oct 11, 2017

Phil thinks he's going to have a day of bad luck after he doesn't complete his daily superstition. Mitch believes Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation.

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leave her at the beach.
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Then why did you learn Italian?
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Are you eavesdropping on Pam again?
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Let me get to the dirty parts...
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of the country-fair mule drag.
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I wish I couldn't even hear her at all!
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So, look, but I do want to talk about the sink before you leave.
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How one of his little pouches on his tool belt
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I mean, maybe I'm too passive,
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Here you go, Boss.
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Eyes... Eyes over here, okay? This... This is my thing.
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Anything else?
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I know she got to you, but, uh...
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What do you mean you like it when it melts?
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Let's go, Joe. Now that you're awake,
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You can put away this nice, soft, fluffy laundry.
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I was putting away that harmless laundry
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Seriously?
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- Oh, do you have the tickets? - They're in the car,
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Man plans to go to Steely Dan. God laughs.
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You lure them with kindness.
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There is just... one more thing.
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That's not my car.
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Don't you see what this is doing to me?!
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It was hard at first... The twitching thumbs,
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I even found an old book in the truck and started reading it.
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Excuse me!
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I'm going to Disneyland with Tricia's family.
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Okay. You also thought that the cavemen killed the dinosaurs.
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and now I'm worried that you're doing the same thing with Francisco.
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Come on. Yeah. You know what?
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Talking like a girl from Cricketsville...
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You always had the prettiest voice in Central America.
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You ruined everything, you giant, horse-faced dummy.
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And I needed a job where I could stay at home with the baby.
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Just could've said "snob."
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Yeah, she'll do that to you.
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Hey, while you're here, I wouldn't mind picking your brain
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It happened.
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So, imagine I'm entertaining.
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'cause it... I want to make him happy.
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What in the he...
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What? Really?
Aired 17 days ago - Oct 04, 2017

Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they thought. Manny works to avoid a tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his dorm. Hayley gets an unexpected opportunity.

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I hope you're not... driving.
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It shows.
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for whoever stuck their neck out to get you this job.
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than my dad's had in a lifetime.
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Huh, they seem to be turning down our street.
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searching for a way to justify the remodel of our kitchen.
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Well, it appears we found our smoking "bun."
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Oh, I completely forgot you guys were coming.
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Guess you can use that one for parts.
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But, uh, thank you so much for visiting.
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Look what we did.
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Do you think something's going on?
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As someone who has actually had a gun to her head,
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I'm not here, okay?
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I needed my white noise machine.
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so we can salvage our perfect goodbye?
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I'm gonna take a shower. Eh-eh-eh!
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Where... Oh! Lily, do our tea cup first!
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Well, that's dumb.
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I- I-I think I accidentally, on purpose,
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Cam, you're about to feel a lot better
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It's okay. You can swear in front of me.
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You know, would you like to be my personal assistant?
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Uh, he's a little younger than I normally do.
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I'm not even sure I want to be a cart girl anymore.
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There's opportunity for advancement.
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Mm.
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Gloria, you messed up the TV,
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Joe?
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Manny was doing all these things?
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he'll be in tears in two seconds.
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I'm the one that is sad, not you.
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You can't go in there without putting on a sterile suit
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That was designed to perform cardiovascular surgery.
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Okay, well, your father and I were leaving your room,
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Or, maybe I just didn't like the dress.
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Alex
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that doesn't exist?
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İf you really must know,
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And of course I had to put on my best dress for my big moment.
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Everywhere but here.
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You're way further along than I am.
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Yeah, we are parenting at the highest possible level.
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Mini-bar's stocked with rosé and Ensure.
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Kind of rounded up there.
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Thanks, boss.
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Aired 24 days ago - Sep 27, 2017

Jay forces the family to take their family vacation on a houseboat on a lake. Mitchell runs into an old flame and opens some old wounds. Cam has to stay out of the sun at all costs. Phil and Claire try out some adventureous excursions. The kids' quest for a good time may not be as fun as they expected.