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Season 9  "Winner Winner Turkey Dinner"  9x7

Aired 2 months ago - Nov 15, 2017

During Jay’s Thanksgiving toast, he honors the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that isn’t quite true. As everyone desperately tries to hide the facts about their perceived triumphs, Phil works hard to master a classic magic trick and prove he’s not the family failure,

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 1
It's about positive versus negative reinforcement.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 2
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 3
that tux will be 80% off in Tammy Bosworth's dorm room.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 4
I know that you're gonna make us oh-so proud!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 5
Haley! Showtime!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 6
So naturally, they would thumb their nose at a classic trick
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 7
I'm gonna take care of something upstairs.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 8
There's my guy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 9
Hello?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 10
Well, thanks to you,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 11
A touchdown will win the game.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 12
are going to be thinking pass, which is why we're going to run.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 13
Dolphins win! Dolphins win!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 14
I'm a fraud.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 15
in your soul where childhood traumas go.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 16
Oh, hey Gloria. Sure love those bangs.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 17
Here we are.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 18
Awesome. To make up for the time I lost,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 19
Abraka-failure.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 20
I-I-I think I'll... I'll probably just take a quick minute.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 21
No, no, it's not an emergency.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 22
just how much fun you've... dialed up.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 23
I hear the Nazis have booby-trapped these,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 24
Blast!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 25
If I can't do this trick, my magic shop
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 26
We'll blow up a frame of you in the lead and run a big ad...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 27
Phil, this better be an emergency.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 28
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 29
I did it! I won! I won!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 30
because you cut two miles out of a six-mile race.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 31
No problem.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 33
I'm gonna post this on Inseam.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 34
Thank you, sweetie.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 36
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 37
Oh.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 38
as an open-space magician?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 39
I had a falling-out with his teacher.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 40
We have children here from many ethnicities,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 41
"We"?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 42
You must have been so cute.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 43
It's no use! I can't do it!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 44
Hey, Google, how much time left on the turkey?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 45
so now it's Joe's turn.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 46
The white man took pity on these primitives
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 47
and we bestowed them with our nation's highest honor...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 48
You've been lying to me
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 49
But then I learned that Claire was going on a Turkey Trot.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 50
'Cause this thing says she never got near it.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 2 #2 Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 3
that tux will be 80% off in Tammy Bosworth's dorm room.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 4
I know that you're gonna make us oh-so proud!
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 5
Haley! Showtime!
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 6
So naturally, they would thumb their nose at a classic trick
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 7
I'm gonna take care of something upstairs.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 8
There's my guy.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 9
Hello?
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 10
Well, thanks to you,
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 11
A touchdown will win the game.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 12
are going to be thinking pass, which is why we're going to run.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 13
Dolphins win! Dolphins win!
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 14
I'm a fraud.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 15
in your soul where childhood traumas go.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 16
Oh, hey Gloria. Sure love those bangs.
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 17
Here we are.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 18
Awesome. To make up for the time I lost,
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 19
Abraka-failure.
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 20
I-I-I think I'll... I'll probably just take a quick minute.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 21
No, no, it's not an emergency.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 22
just how much fun you've... dialed up.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 23
I hear the Nazis have booby-trapped these,
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 24
Blast!
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 25
If I can't do this trick, my magic shop
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 26
We'll blow up a frame of you in the lead and run a big ad...
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 27
Phil, this better be an emergency.
#27
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I did it! I won! I won!
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 30
because you cut two miles out of a six-mile race.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 31
No problem.
#31
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I'm gonna post this on Inseam.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 34
Thank you, sweetie.
#34
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Oh.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 38
as an open-space magician?
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 39
I had a falling-out with his teacher.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 40
We have children here from many ethnicities,
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 41
"We"?
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 42
You must have been so cute.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 43
It's no use! I can't do it!
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 44
Hey, Google, how much time left on the turkey?
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 45
so now it's Joe's turn.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 46
The white man took pity on these primitives
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 47
and we bestowed them with our nation's highest honor...
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 48
You've been lying to me
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 49
But then I learned that Claire was going on a Turkey Trot.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 50
'Cause this thing says she never got near it.
#50