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Season 9  "Sex, Lies & Kickball"  9x4

Aired 3 months ago - Oct 18, 2017

Jay’s best friend, Shorty, is back from Costa Rica but spends more time with Gloria than Jay. Alex is ready to shed her good-girl image and is going to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is definitely a sexual one.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 1
- and I'm getting really tired of this. - Oh, calm down.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 2
- Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 3
This doesn't feel like it's about me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 4
You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 5
And we said, "Or, you rich queens",
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 6
Jersey. Right.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 7
- Oh, and I used to be so uptight. - But look at us now.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 8
It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 9
and Cam tells me that we have a sports package.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 10
Come walk us to the door.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 11
What's in it?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 12
to show her what kind of man you are.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 13
and last night's fries were fantastic.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 14
Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you get out of those pajamas...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 15
I got a little thing this morning at the office.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 16
Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 17
Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 18
- Things break. - I'll pay for it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 19
how lucky I am to live here.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 20
You know what I'm in the mood for?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 21
Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 22
It's aggressive.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 23
maybe over dinner with her and Ben...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 24
You know the rules. Helmet.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 25
Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 26
Well, I would love to, but, uh...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 27
You're turning Shorty into Manny.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 28
You are the son that he's talking about.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 29
I mean, we're their friends.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 30
Oh, goodness, we feared you two
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 31
I haven't even gotten to say,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 32
You know, art and culture and good food...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 33
Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 34
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 35
Okay, Lionel, bring me home.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 36
I was skeptical at first
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 37
Oh. How many scenes does kickball have?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 38
Mi amor, it's okay.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 39
I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 40
I mean it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 41
You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 42
I thought good parents
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 43
You can swing by and pick him up on your way.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 44
I worked so hard all day
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 45
Don't freak out, babe. That's exactly what she wants.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 46
I have to admit, I feel slightly uncomfortable.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 47
- You two need to loosen up a little. - That's not what I meant.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 48
This is exactly what you and your dad always did to me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 49
the way that Jay tore me down,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 50
No one was good enough for his little girl, and...

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 2
- Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 3
This doesn't feel like it's about me.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 4
You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 5
And we said, "Or, you rich queens",
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 6
Jersey. Right.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 7
- Oh, and I used to be so uptight. - But look at us now.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 8
It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right?
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 9
and Cam tells me that we have a sports package.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 10
Come walk us to the door.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 11
What's in it?
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 12
to show her what kind of man you are.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 13
and last night's fries were fantastic.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 14
Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you get out of those pajamas...
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 15
I got a little thing this morning at the office.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 16
Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 17
Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 18
- Things break. - I'll pay for it.
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 19
how lucky I am to live here.
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 20
You know what I'm in the mood for?
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 21
Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it?
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 22
It's aggressive.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 23
maybe over dinner with her and Ben...
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 24
You know the rules. Helmet.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 25
Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 26
Well, I would love to, but, uh...
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 27
You're turning Shorty into Manny.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 28
You are the son that he's talking about.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 29
I mean, we're their friends.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 30
Oh, goodness, we feared you two
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 31
I haven't even gotten to say,
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 32
You know, art and culture and good food...
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 33
Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin,
#33
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Okay, Lionel, bring me home.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 36
I was skeptical at first
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 37
Oh. How many scenes does kickball have?
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 38
Mi amor, it's okay.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 39
I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet...
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 40
I mean it.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 41
You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 42
I thought good parents
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 43
You can swing by and pick him up on your way.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 44
I worked so hard all day
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 45
Don't freak out, babe. That's exactly what she wants.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 46
I have to admit, I feel slightly uncomfortable.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 47
- You two need to loosen up a little. - That's not what I meant.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 48
This is exactly what you and your dad always did to me.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 49
the way that Jay tore me down,
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 50
No one was good enough for his little girl, and...
#50