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Season 6

Aired 2 years ago - May 20, 2015

The whole family is at Jay & Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who ingeniously figured out a way to be there via skype and a robotic vessel after being unexpectedly detained in Seattle on a business trip. During the celebration, Jay frets about Gloria's cousin who has overstayed his welcome, Claire stresses out about giving Alex the perfect gift, Mitch hides news of being laid off from Cam and Andy's girlfriend, Beth, is in town stirring up a whole lot tension with Haley which finally leads to a realization that may have come too late MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - May 13, 2015

The family is determined to make Alex celebrate her senior ditch day and Phil, Luke and Haley forcefully take her out but end up at an unexpected detour. Claire is torn when she gets a job offer from a big hotel chain but feeling torn quickly gets replaced with feelings of confusion when she can’t tell whether or not Jay really cares if she stays or goes. And with Manny groggy off of pain killers from his wisdom teeth procedure, Gloria seizes the moment to put a sabotage plan into effect to break Manny and his new girlfriend up. MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - May 06, 2015

Alex's worst nightmare is realized when she gets news that she has to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sanjay! Both sets of parents get equally caught up in the rivalry and convince Principal Brown to let them break the tie via a gym grade they both have not completed - a one mile run. Elsewhere, Gloria is studying for her upcoming U.S. citizenship test and a visit from Javier throws her off her game, and Mitch and Cam blindly agree to join a protest against a local restaurant that they are actually secretly excited about. MORE -LESS

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that, uh, made me nervous, and so I wrote down my remarks.
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- Oh. - No.
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I agree with them. Ties are un-American.
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[ Sighs ] Not all the grades.
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Name two cabinet-level positions.
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This little jumping bean's about to become an American.
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Do you know that once I pass, I can serve on a jury?
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Really? You're gonna lecture me on abandonment?
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..
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Enough. We will do a makeup race.
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with their friend's older brother who's home from college.
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Sanjay was forming full sentences at 13 months.
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- We owed a lot more money than I realized. - Hmm.
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That's fine. I'll get someone else.
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[ Groans ] Is that a word?
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Oh, like "shame" doesn't cover 1,000 different things?
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Longinus and Jotham do this all the time.
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- Table for two? - No, no.
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[ Sniffs ]
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She's surprisingly graceful for being so uncoordinated.
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[ Thud ] Oh. There it is.
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Maybe a little bit.
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- I am having some doubts. - Okay.
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Don't worry. We're not gonna eat this. We're gonna eat steak.
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That son of a bitch wants me to turn my back on my homeland
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What are those?
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You know how hard it's been to keep up with you my whole life?
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Why are we so focused on helping Alex win
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was our competition, and...
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Think about it, sweetie.
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Tomorrow, Sanjay Patel begins a lifetime of second best.
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I'm not gonna lie, I like where this is going.
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Well, I'm not gonna do it.
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Yeah, I heard the moaning. Are we terrible people?
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We don't support corporations that contribute to super PACs
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- Right now? Ah. - We're here! We're queer!
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I don't know why this is a surprise.
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and we demanded a refund for our gift cards.
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and we stumbled, but who amongst us hasn't?
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- But it's hard to keep track... - So hard.
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You are no better than the people in that restaurant.
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You still have his last name. You're both Colombians.
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That's the longest you've ever been quiet,
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this is what you always wanted.
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It's not rocket science, unfortunately for you,
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 29, 2015

Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand me down princess castle for Joe, both though are in a mood because Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy an arcade machine, and Jay thinks Gloria is letting Joe play with too many girlie items. Mitch and Cam babysit Joe and both get the itch for another baby -- that is until Joe presents to be quite the handful! Meanwhile, Gloria tries to help Haley stand up for herself at work, and Claire tries to bribe Luke's principal to give him one of the student awards this year. MORE -LESS

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Cameron: Looks great.
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I think I may want another child.
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That we're both on the same page.
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Sounded a -- A tiny bit prostitute-y.
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Is that the science rabbit?
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he was in the running for the integrity award.
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Or perhaps the soccer team could use some new cleats,
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I'm headed out the door to go shopping with Gloria,
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Where are the photos from the Milan show I asked for?
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Oh, look what's new for fall.
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But I bite my tongue, because in this family,
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What are you doing? I told you to go shopping without me.
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I mess with something he loves.
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Yeah, he was a narc and a goody two-shoes,
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Oh, yes -- Well, no, but, I mean,
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the happy look on your face.
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I-I just really miss having a baby around.
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There's water underneath the seat there if you want it.
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It's like I don't want to be happy.
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She just made a disapproving noise, and I rolled over.
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and, "whatever you need, dear,"
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And you're getting that damn game, Phil!
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Thanks, Jay. Ahh.
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What the hell did you do?!
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We get this thing on the backyard
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They count on that fear. They feed off it.
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It was killing me this morning
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so that we can turn this princess thing
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- How does that solve my problem? - Just go!
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It is. Where is that little pudding-filled rocket, anyway?
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No, no! No! No, no, no!
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It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
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and it's like nothing ever happened, see?
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Plus, we're not as young as we were when she was like this.
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today I lost a little bit of respect for you.
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Which is why, in case you haven't noticed,
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It's over. I can't be seen there.
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What? Why not?
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to swallow my pride.
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who would love to do her a favor?"
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so he can run through birds when he gets home.
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Are you kidding me?
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- Well -- - Manny!
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[ Grunts ] Get off me!
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Because I didn't know it was a nerd award.
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[ Hammer pounding ]
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 22, 2015

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league. Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors. Gloria and Mitch agree to go out with Haley.

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 01, 2015

Jay's birthday brings everyone together and Phil is beside himself over the super cool gift he got Jay, a high-tech outdoor grill. Claire and Mitch decide they will "offer" to pay back the money Jay loaned them ages ago as their gift not really thinking he will take them up on it, and Gloria teaches Manny and Luke a lesson about drinking, while Andy gets real awkward with Haley when she brings over her new doctor boyfriend. MORE -LESS

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where the cable doesn't get Bravo.
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If it's a good shot, get a print, put it in an album.
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I'm just-- I'm stressing out, so--
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So, you want to head down front?
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Well, my chisel is a Long Island iced tea,
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[ Banjo playing "Turkey In The Straw" ]
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It's so... It's so musical.
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They fit him perfectly.
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- [ Clears throat ] - Dressing room? Ay, show me.
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But that is your song.
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and I'm from Canada.
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[ Sighs ] Okay, but imagine--
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The move you're about to see was first developed
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Eins... zwei... drei--
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I'm gonna... just adjust these springs.
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I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
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[ Gasps ] Is Luke doing the Dunphy Tuck?
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When you guys are done out there,
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Sorry to interrupt, but I just took a break from painting.
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[ "Dueling Banjos" playing ]
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Uh... nothing.
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No! It hit my eye!
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Haley, are you with Alex? She's not answering her phone.
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No, I was worried about this when you two left this morning.
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But it's not like I poured it down her throat!
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Have fun breaking your daughter out of sleepaway camp.
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I was-- I was cold, and I was scared,
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is an important part of becoming a man.
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If that's your idea of a dramatic exit,
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Because you insulted me, maimed me, and belittled
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Then, today, it's everything I can do, you can do better.
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I'm not as much of a man as you think, dad.
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I fumbled for so long, she started to laugh.
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but enjoy it while it lasts.
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Oh, Lukey!
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Oh, okay. So, we'll see you in, like, what, 10 years,
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- Alex, I r-- - No! What's the point?
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than the guy wearing a ferret as a scarf.
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You're obviously going to get into
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Look, you are a superstar!
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I... don't want to talk about it.
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if I'd performed in a litter box.
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Okay, look, I can't sing "Memory."
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But to see him crash and burn on stage, that...
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- [ Branch snaps ] Girl: - What was that?!
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 25, 2015

Spring break has Claire doing some spring cleaning, while Phil struggles with not being a spring chicken when Luke starts outperforming him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off of colleges, and Gloria and Jay challenge one another to give up Spanish soap operas and cigars respectively. However, when Gloria accompanies Cameron to his faculty talent show, she projects the soapy drama she craves onto Cam’s rivalry with Senor Kaplan, and Jay tags along with Mitchell to pick up Lily from camp so he can sneak a smoke. MORE -LESS

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They should tell you that when you check in.
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If it's a good shot, get a print, put it in an album.
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I'm just-- I'm stressing out, so--
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and I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd.
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It's so... It's so musical.
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If anything, they're a little snug.
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I can't. It's the handicapped stall in the men's room.
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But that is your song.
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and I'm from Canada.
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Okay, but imagine--
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The move you're about to see was first developed
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No good. Okay.
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You might cement in some bad... habits.
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Is Luke doing the Dunphy Tuck?
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do you think you could give Luke my list?
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Sorry to interrupt, but I just took a break from painting.
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He tripped on one of Coach Tucker's paint cans.
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- What are you doing?! - Last item on the list--
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♪ you are not the man you used to be ♪
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Is that...
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Haley, are you with Alex? She's not answering her phone.
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No, I was worried about this when you two left this morning.
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Take me to my sister!
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Have fun breaking your daughter out of sleepaway camp.
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especially after this kid told this terrifying ghost story,
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is an important part of becoming a man.
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it's no wonder Todd Jansen got that part.
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my achievements in the banjonic and trampolinic arts?
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Yes, you can.
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I'm not as much of a man as you think, dad.
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That's not the conversation I thought we'd be having,
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Someday, your life's gonna be moving faster than you want,
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Do you need a hug?
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when you spoon-tunnel your way out of Weasel's basement?
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Get straight A's for 10 years,
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I don't care anymore!
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and sometimes you're gonna come in second...
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you're gonna be on the supreme court.
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I had killed with that song at three amateur productions,
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So when I found out that Coach Tucker
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It doesn't get better than that.
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is you never know what you're gonna run into--
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I don't know, but let's hit it with a shovel.
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 04, 2015

Jay and Claire shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial. A drone is spying on Gloria. Lily prepares to perform in her school talent show. Haley's feelings for Andy become even more complicated.

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The client loves the whole re-design.
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How's your trip? Are you having any fun? _
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I am very good cutting boys' hair.
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- Mm. - Fly safe.
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Watch it, or I'll sing to you.
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Isn't it fantastic?
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- Oh. - Lily, honey,
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She's still talking to Dylan? Really?
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Oh, please, I can see your eyes darting around the screen.
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but I know that's a picture of Chachi.
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[ Sighs ] Then why did she change her Facebook status?
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Something borrowed, something blue? Do you get it?
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- Are you with Haley? - In what way?
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You mean spiritually, geographically?
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Okay, so, last night when you were with her,
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Yeah, she gave it to me in a little envelope
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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Oh, no! She's in Vegas.
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I don't know! Alex, she had to have told you something!
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than they are finding them.
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Honey, what did I tell you about being selfish?
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Yeah, I need to know who she's been dating.
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- What are you doing in my phone? - You called me, dad.
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Hey, Mitch, I'm liking the new hat.
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- Oh, thank you, ma'am. - Well, you're welcome.
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Whoa, Haley got married?! She is in so much trouble!
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but I've been researching annulments.
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Hold on. Someone's at the door.
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Andy is dating some girl in Utah, and Haley knows that.
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No, it can't be him. He's a very nice boy.
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[ All gasp ] Oh, my God!
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Jump? Let's review.
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How could he be so irresponsible?
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Oh, my God, she's gonna be Haley Bailey.
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Okay, hang on, honey. I am sending you a picture.
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Gloria, where did you find Andy?
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No, dad, no, I haven't found her. And you know what?
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Jay, stop kicking her while she's down,
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[ "House At Pooh Corner" playing ]
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♪ as our days disappeared all too s-- ♪
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You're not near the bottom of that tin, are you?
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Okay, Claire, listen, listen.
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Oh, God, I got to go.
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and give her husband-to-be one of these.
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The minute they got rid of rotary phones,
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Look... you're in the eye of the tornado right now,
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 25, 2015

Claire’s computer becomes the hub of all the family’s activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. After FaceTiming with Phil and the rest of the family to help track her down, Claire quickly turns to online snooping which inevitably becomes disturbing real quick and everyone gets sucked into the online drama. MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 18, 2015

After a long reunion weekend with Phil's old cheer buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first class seat left on the return flight home, leaving Phil in coach. Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to defend himself against a bully in his cooking class, but when things backfire it seems that the real bully might be someone else. Mitch, Cameron, Pepper and the whole gang throw Sal a belated baby shower. MORE -LESS

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because there's a boy there that is picking on him.
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The kid is just not a fighter.
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You think calling us pretty is gonna get you a ride?
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So, what did she do that was so crazy, Luke--
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Ugh, when did you become a guy? It's gross.
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so if you want it done, here.
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I may have, uh, what you're looking for...
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- Oh, I-I had a suitcase land on me. - Oh, let me see.
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Ooh. Caramel truffles.
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I want the gutters cleaned today, not mañana.
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I'd put down the burrito and get up that ladder.
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was a little baby.
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Let's not jump to conclusions.
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That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard.
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when we're accusing a mommy
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Oh, no. This-- Uh, h-here's a note.
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Oh, my.
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My friend Claire would like to meet you in the bathroom.
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"C," for Catherine.
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who keeps digging into my elbow
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Oh, geez.
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I'm not fighting anymore. It's not worth it.
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Well, that's the goal, anyway.
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"Thanks for the dumbest breakup text ever.
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There was nothing dumb about it.
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that she's on a plane to Cabo.
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sent Moses down the river in a basket,
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- That's crazy. - Aww.
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[ Dramatically ] But, you know,
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Pleasure to meet you.
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But I need you to check your pocket.
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Why would I thank you for giving you an awesome weekend?
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Oh, my heart goes out to you.
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and don't wind my fist up like Popeye.
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- Because without that... - I-I get it.
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What? You were not.
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and he made me that dessert as an apology.
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like it's some rabbit you found in the yard.
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Y-you're very nice people, but we've done this before.
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[ Scoffs ] Fine!
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Honey, what are you doing?
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You didn't have to be so great this weekend.
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Gloria: Wipe your feet before you come in!
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Thanks to me? What, did--
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and wants you to be safe in this world.
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Aired 2 years ago - Feb 11, 2015

Valentine's Day means 'Juliana' and 'Clive' are back, but things get worrisome when Claire starts sensing Phil may be more into Juliana than her. Jay goes from feeling disappointed to scared when Gloria's visiting sister becomes a larger deterrence for a romantic evening with Gloria than he thought. Mitchell and Cameron get themselves in a precarious situation with a good friend. MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 04, 2015

Phil starts to feel the teenage cold shoulder from Luke and, with Andy hanging around a lot as his apprentice, he easily steps in as his new right hand man. Gloria and the doctors suspect that Joe might be allergic to Stella. Mitchell does some freelance legal work at Jay’s closet company and working with Claire becomes a very enlightening experience for the both of them. MORE -LESS

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Okay, guys, listen up.
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Lily, don't forget to give Stella lots of belly rubs.
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was like their Facebook page,
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And majoring in having your cats eat you when you die.
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I feel like a mechanic.
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"Wipe down the microwave," "Clean the coffee pot,"
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men will want to be me, women will want to shop with me.
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She's new, and dad wants me to talk to her
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So, listen, if you were looking for some clothes for work,
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Oh, right, yeah, yeah. Uh, Pasta Factory Monday.
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- Yes! - What are you guys doing?
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Laid-back Mitchell doesn't mind.
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This is my fault.
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No. Lots of people like you.
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Not the one on Barrington.
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Well, do it again. Louder. This is a place of business.
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Keep your eye out for randy chows.
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What's that thing around her neck?
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Oh, my God. You're such a slut.
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So I'm like, "Screw it, let's do it."
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"Whoa, you're not Justin Bieber."
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I am sitting here trying to mentally prepare
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Ooh, tell her cute dress-- Nanette Lepore, fall collection.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Sorry to disappoint you.
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Good idea. Pretend to be my son.
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I don't know.
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- Ooh, sounds dangerous. - Luke...
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Good. Is this finally done?
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Don't. Don't!
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we weren't this aggressively boring when we applied.
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Oh, great. Have a seat. I'm Vanessa.
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and you play the cello.
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Wait, what?
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and we convince the grounds keeper that she's Justin Bieber
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Yeah, I came home from work early to cook us dinner.
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she needs to stay with Mitch and Cam.
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Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
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'Cause it's so much cuter driving down the road
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Okay, do not read too much into that--
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Don't give me that look.
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Goodbye, Stella-Bella.
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I saw that. Andy sent it to me.
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It just seemed like you needed some space, so I gave it to you.
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What?
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"No way, Bradley, not without my little pal, here."
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Pickles are better than men.
Aired 2 years ago - Jan 14, 2015

Claire is furious about neighbors Ronnie and Amber’s eye-sore of a boat on their front lawn and it soon becomes an all-out war when Phil calls in the “big guns” as back up -- his dad Frank and all his retired friends to give them a taste of their own medicine. Elsewhere, Jay is trying to potty train Joe but Gloria does not think he’s ready yet, and Cam secretly takes Lily to clown school behind Mitchell’s back. MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 07, 2015

While driving out to get breakfast, the Dunphys plus Manny have a near death experience causing everyone to reevaluate their lives. Claire resolves to be more fun and less uptight, Haley and Alex agree not to fight anymore, Manny refuses to ever ride in a car again, Luke wants to check off his bucket list, Phil decides to be a take action type of guy, and the rest of the family has to bear the brunt of all the new attitudes. MORE -LESS

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Okay. All right. I think I just skated through some pee.
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What do you mean, "still"? What do you mean, "scared"? What underpass?
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Oh, didn't I?
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I'm so sorry. Will you forgive me?
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N-n-no. No, no! No! N-n-no! Claire, no!
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- They took my wallet and my skates and my tie. - No.
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- Just let it go. - Stop it! Stop it.
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Hey, Phil. Honey, how you holding up?
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It was time to start crossing things off.
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Girls, are you sure?
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Well, you miss a lot of it.
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Makeovers.
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It's from when I walked into the stop sign
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Well, you had quite a bit of growth.
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I was not one of them.
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Look, I've tried really hard to put up with a lot since...
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Karate-chop me or something!
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Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Again?
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Is your lip getting better or your face getting redder?
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Ohh! Why do you have to be such a silly...
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when some guy on a bike swiped her phone.
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Now, can you just support me here?
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Positive. I-I'll walk home.
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I thought your phone got stolen?
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This was all Phil's fault, wasn't it?
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I know how to fix my son.
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In. Trust me.
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He's terrified to be in the back.
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Manny, you don't want to do this right?
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We're doing this my way.
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I always thought there monsters in there and whatnot.
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but, you know, right now we... have to...
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The phone burglar! He's getting away!
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I am not going to drive my son around until he's 40.
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Just go. I'm walking home.
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The listing at 225 cedar street, it's mine now. You poached my listing?
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Why are we stopping?
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Calm down. Let's not overreact.
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Mostly, I was thinking about racquetball later
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and then offers him a piece of his banana loaf.
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Trust me, this house is gonna sell at Thorpe speed.
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You will be losing some sleep,
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Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again
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Life's too short to be ruled by fear.
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Not white, not oatmeal, not Swiss-coffee,
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who ask me where they should buy their dryer.
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What? No. What? No.
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We're gonna want to put a blanket down on that backseat.
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You think? That's it. Pull over.
Aired 2 years ago - Dec 10, 2014

Haley is turning twenty-one and the whole family is taking her to a bar to celebrate! Claire really wants Haley to start seeing her as a friend rather than her uptight mom, Mitch and Cam make the sad realization that they may not be as cool as they thought, and Phil and Jay’s quick pit stop to pick up Haley’s gift, a new car, becomes a disaster. Back at home, Alex, Luke and Manny babysit Lily and she decides to drop the ‘where do babies come from?’ bomb. MORE -LESS

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One quick thing -- if you really want to
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Um, Daryl, this is my father-in-law, Jay Pritchett.
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So, come on. Let's see you wiggle.
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Are you a nerd?
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Uh, yes. The stork brings them.
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Please.
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...giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as Haley.
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- Really? You think? - Yes! Totally! Super cute!
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These guys don't have feelings.
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Why do I keep fighting you on this?
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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We're supposed to be at the bar in 20 minutes.
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These aren't my sunglasses.
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Pull them off and give them to somebody 20 years younger.
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I know I have not done a great job of it so far,
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- Come on. Haley, let me in. - Okay, fine, so we were laughing
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just want to talk about politics all the time
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We should have just told them we're straight.
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- Do you? - Really?
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He was losing money on that car.
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during the hot dog-a-thon,
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Uh, yeah, he says that unless you buy a car,
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I'm not immature, butt face.
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What was I supposed to think?
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Can I just say that I'm glad they didn't come get us?
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Oh. Let's show them what we got.
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Oh, thank god. We need to tap out.
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- You guys, don't go! - Oh, yeah, don't worry about it, ladies,
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Huh. You know what? I kind of get him now.
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I'm gonna respect your decisions,
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and I was afraid you'd say no.
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I'd love to, but your dad played hardball and we lost it.
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No, no, no, no. I'm done listening to you.
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I researched that car online for weeks,
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I'm going old-school on this sales weasel,
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I don't know why you Americans are so uptight about sex.
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Can we finish our conversation?
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Hey, that's why you asked if we knew where babies came from --
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Well, Private Dorchester reporting for duty.
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I mean, not that, but, like, let's get matching tattoos!
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That is so sweet.
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I don't even need to be cool anymore.
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As serious as Bert and Ernie.
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I just beat your unbeatable deal by 500 samolians.
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Some more good news for you -- Your father-in-law
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You got a much better deal than he got.
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Hey, dumbass, enough with the horn, huh?
Aired 2 years ago - Dec 03, 2014

When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry they've put too much pressure on her and has made up an imaginary boyfriend. Jay and Gloria both have parties that they are dragging the other to and Jay has a clever plan to get himself out of it, but Manny just might spoil everything. Mitch and Cam just got a beautiful white couch delivered but when Mitch is stuck helping out Brenda, a distressed co-worker, and allows her to stay - it is a mishap waiting to happen. MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Nov 19, 2014

Phil is cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year with Luke as his sous chef, and Claire has no confidence in them and prepares a secret turkey of her own as backup. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria had plans to spend the holiday away but when the trip gets canceled last minute, they decide not to tell anyone which quickly becomes the worst idea ever since the family dinner gets suddenly moved to their house and it turns into a mad scramble to cover their tracks. Mitch is tired of always being the bad cop so when Lily refuses to wear a nice dress to dinner, he forces Cameron to deal with it who then comes up with a very unconventional approach. MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Nov 12, 2014

Phil and Claire don't know if they should be happy or concerned that Haley and Andy are spending a lot of time together, however, they soon find things are not what they appear. Gloria is pushing Manny to learn Spanish instead of French so she goes ahead and hires a Spanish tutor, Diego, who also happens to be very handsome, much to Manny and Jay's chagrin. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam meet a popular news reporter at a school function and one of them piques her journalistic interest. MORE -LESS

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- Hey, honey! - Oh, hey!
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I don't think she's getting enough sleep.
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I was getting a 4.0 in college.
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Already? Must be nice.
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Traditionally, the varsity coach and his wife
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No, unless you can convince Tom Brady to spend the night,
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as any straight couple.
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Andy. Of course. Come on in.
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Sorry. I didn't... See you.
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Sometimes a boy might be a good distraction?
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...
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Don, can you tell there's nothing in here?
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What's up, guys!?
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so he's going to teach Joe to swim.
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You know, after you showed us that cool model,
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finding passive-aggressive ways
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I'm sure Alex slept.
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with her skirt on my head.
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I am not having sex with Andy. We're just friends.
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Come inside. Are you ready?
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Oh, this one?
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Mitchell, she was an equal to Coach Taylor.
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and know how important it is.
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but I resent the way you're treating me today.
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I also know you can't force a kid
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I can't believe that you're being so...
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You should try talking in my shoes for one mile!
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is for "women," am I right?
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Oh, yeah? What can I do for ya?
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a guy who provided all this for his family.
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I'm just not in the market for an assistant right now.
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Uh, I'm a hard worker, I am very clean,
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I'm introducing you to my new assistant.
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No. We were just helping each other
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I felt awful after that pancake breakfast,
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And he wasn't doing any of it for himself.
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But what this case...
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Listen, I'm sorry I let Manny switch over to French
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...
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until I meet with Gavin Sinclair.
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- put you -- - Ah! I'm really too busy right now.
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Thanks for coming by, though.
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There are five things wrong with Nikki's outfit.
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Aired 2 years ago - Oct 29, 2014

Claire allows Phil to take over Halloween this year, so he decides to turn the house into AwesomeLand. Cameron gets overwhelmed by the day’s activities. Mitchell has closing arguments for a huge case, and it doesn’t help that the stenographer is dressed like a spider.

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Big, pretty umbrellas -- those are awesome.
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Wait. Where is Holly?
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are complicated and technical,
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So, because of this marriage,
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and I got Stella cat ears.
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I have an idea.
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Ohhh. Honey, I don't think that fits.
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I kiss my mom hotter than that.
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We're not doing scary this year.
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I'd have to see a prescription for that.
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You are so lucky that I have to go to work today,
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Well, since you got an excuse, princess,
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I meant, how are your costumes related?
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I haven't gone out with a whitebeard
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run my hand through my hair.
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you were using this morning on your finger?
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Shouldn't you be at work?
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The kids are gonna be deranged mental patients,
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You know, I put a lot of time and energy into my thing,
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Well -- honey, look!
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Oh, my God. I have to tell Lily.
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Oh, so this is how we call each other now?
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Well, you have no idea what's happening here.
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No, Lily! Wait!
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handsome Hawaiian or sexy scotsman?
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I don't understand your relationship with her.
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You really think it's appropriate
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This thing is like a Temple Grandin hug.
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Do I look happy?
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No, it's supposed to be awesome.
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No, it's not okay, Ronnie!
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she spent six months in a cuckoo farm in Nevada.
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the intricate web of deceit.
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You're losing your fifth case in a row?
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Oh, come on! Come on!
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the court stenographer will now remove the costume.
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if someone had dipped into my nest egg like that, uh...
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You should check it out sometime.
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Claire, I know this isn't the Halloween you wanted,
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"shut up, troll. Why am I even talking to you?"
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We all do, but I lost my wig,
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Did you just ask that fake doctor about hair plugs?
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When you were a little extra-enthusiastic?
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I loved that you were having fun with us.
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That's your costume? A big nose?
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I bet all the full-size candy bars are gone.
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- It's right here. Stop. Just calm down. - Okay.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 22, 2014

Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbors, but that quickly turns into panic when a loud and obnoxious couple come to look at the house. Jay forbids Manny to see his new girlfriend when he realizes she’s the granddaughter of his biggest business rival. Mitch and Cam are determined to switch Lily out of Mrs. Plank’s class since she is known to rule with an iron fist – and she also scares them. MORE -LESS

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That's exactly right.
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- Closets. Yeah. - ...Closets.
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It was devastating.
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It wasn't a real unicorn.
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There's an opening in Miss Sparrow's class.
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who is stressing Lily out.
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I have the courage to say what others won't.
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So, what do ya think? Do you still love it?
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I've had that dream.
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We did it. We are gonna have the best neighbors ever!
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or you can go live with your boyfriend.
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It'll be like living at an El Torito.
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And this hot lady right here is my wife, Amber.
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Well, I'm basically a doctor.
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She's the granddaughter of my worst enemy.
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Damn it, she saw the sock it to me!
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we've been experimenting with lighted hanging rods?
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I don't want all this sap all over my lawn couch.
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What?! That's a terrible idea!
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Uh, well, we're Lily's parents.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is that something that you would...
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Are you suggesting that your daughter is at a disadvantage
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in Miss Sparrow's class.
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So she can go.
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this is where I first tried pretzel bread?
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This is crazy.
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People were gonna get hurt!
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Sooner than you think.
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What?
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Let's off that top, Lisa.
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Nothing inappropriate, of course.
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and bought in the orient -- like your wife.
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Shut up.
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from their grandfathers about boys.
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We -- we know you've been stressed out at school,
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I don't want to play with yarn.
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I could not sleep all night
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We went to her brother's restaurant.
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Maybe, isn't it possible
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I'll never send you to bed without a hug.
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Those lunatics priced themselves out of business years ago.
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We got to put an end to it right now.
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Okay, keep in mind I'm not in makeup yet,
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You said you were under pressure...
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Pritchett, I wish I had a number-10 mirror
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Well, look at this bachelor pad.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 15, 2014

The Dunphys stay in a cramped hotel room while the house is treated for mold; Gloria feels protective when Manny starts dating an older girl; Cameron wants to maintain his team's winning streak but fears Mitchell is a jinx.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 08, 2014

Phil must make creative edits in Cam and Mitch's wedding video when footage reveals that Phil is responsible for a terrible cold that has plagued the family; Gloria and Jay try to help Manny cope with stress in different ways.

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And risk our perfect 3-0 record
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You know what I could do... is coach.
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Sydney Barrow -- like my Lily, a gifted child,
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I got my kid's game.
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Ay. Don't pay attention to Jay, papi.
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Because I have a job and people are counting on me.
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Daddy's approval is not the medicine that you need.
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Dog, dog.
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Great contact on that last one. This time, aim for the ball.
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You'll be fine during the game.
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Call dad.
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- What's up? - Nothing. I just...
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well, you sprained your ankle.
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Here I am right before the cake sneeze.
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Like when I do Yoda walking into a spider web.
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Now sad.
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Okay, two things -- a movie is a video,
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so I've been keeping my distance to protect him.
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I'll bet he's chewing on his own stomach acid right now.
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May your first marriage be as happy as my second.
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What am I gonna do? We have to show this thing in an hour!
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How does someone so smart sneeze on so many things?
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Okay, Lily knows all the capitals.
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Okay. Sydney, forget that I said that, okay, honey?
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Ow! All right, little pull. Little pull!
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What kind of a person calls a 6-year-old a know-it-all?
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Oh, my gosh. I'm so glad you're here.
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Oh, we are so excited to see it.
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You're the coach. You can't play favorites.
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and I thought you were sending me some signals,
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I probably did send you a signal.
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You would've been destroyed.
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Sit down. This is a family dinner.
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Or did she make you feel bad?
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Jay does it all the time with Manny's football.
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what exactly did you mean by that?
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I'm sorry. Hasn't Beth broken up with you, like, 10 times?
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I didn't mean to imply that if we kissed,
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Are you prepared for a bum-scrubbing today, sir?
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Aw, come on. Don't be so formal.
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Aired 2 years ago - Oct 01, 2014

Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of anniversary gifts they want to exchange; the Dunphys go with Alex to Caltech for her college tour; Mitch, Cam and Lily take a new family portrait.

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- Carl, I'm so sorry. - Wow, Meg,
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I don't have any money so I'm going to have to pay
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- You could do that?! - Absolutely.
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"Faster Than the Speed of Love."
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one of the World War II guys is Japanese, but they accept him anyway.
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- Oh, definitely. - Am I right?
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It'd be so great if we were at least living together.
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Don't you understand?! I don't want a committed relationship with Jillian.
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Oh, I was just on my way back from the cobbler.
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And that's the worst part. I can't afford the rent.
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That's a mighty full sack you're carrying.
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Hey, guys. Um...
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No.
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who never take the moff are hot, you know?
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where is the chase and how do I cut to it?
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You're so fatherly. It really turns me on.
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There aren't any, Brian! You need to come in here!
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Meg, less talkie, more sweepy.
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No.
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Hey, by the way, you know who else is hot in kind of a screwed up way?
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You know, she was in Leaving Las Vegas in addition to Adventures in Babysitting.
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Like, uh...
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And then he meets a whore and pays her a bunch of money to stay with him,
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- She was in that. - Yeah.
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Stewie, what the hell are you doing? Go back to bed.
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- What did he say? - Uh, nothing.
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Well, honestly, no.
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And then he got Parkinson's.
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"that all men are created equal."
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Hardly anybody's hiring right now.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I just got my paycheck and my salary's doubled ever since Meg got fired.
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And you'd be one terrific brother if you could help her.
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The runners will score and a cascade of "boos" rain down from the stands
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which calls to mind the question once again,
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Yeah, everybody's having a good time.
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Hey there, buddy. Check it out. Check it out.
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No way! We have to talk about it!
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She's hired, she's hired!
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I know who can cheer you up.
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Aired 2 years ago - Sep 24, 2014

When Alex returns from a humanitarian trip, the family dynamic shifts; Cameron remains in a lovey-dovey mood even after the honeymoon ends; Gloria gives Jay a taste of his own medicine after noticing the lack of effort he puts into his appearance.

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(crash)
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Well, contribute to pointing your gun at that door.
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- OK, I clicked "Preferences". - Now go to "Default media browser".
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All right. It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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"No, it's OK, he won't mind."
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Ooh, ooh! OK, OK. I'm feeling number 14. Let's go with number 14.
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- My father was a service droid! - Hey, where are you going?
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Oh, man, this looks like the wrong neighbourhood.
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(♪ Minuet from "String Quintet No 5" by Boccherini)
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No. It's virtually indestructible - like, 99.99%.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw.
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That would look terrible - we gotta think about resale.
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That property is in a prime location - 20 minutes to the beach, same to downtown.
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- We'll get estimates. - Get estimates, yeah. Yeah.
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(woman) Luke? Luke?
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One day, I'm just gonna take off and join the rebellion, whether you like it or not.
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(melancholy music)
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John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, everybody!
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Now do the theme to The People's Court.
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Oh, this oil bath is gonna feel so good.
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Due to a garbled subspace transmission,
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My God, you shoot small animals for fun?
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- R2, what are you doing out here? - Beep, oop, beep.
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Who the hell are you?
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General Kenobi, many years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
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... Joey Lawrence haircut. So I'll assume we can count on your help
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Luke, you must learn the ways of the Force and come with me to Alderaan.
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Yeah, everyone in the neighbourhood has one.
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But if they find out who the Jawas sold them to, that could lead them back... home!
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(♪ parody of theme from "The Simpsons")
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Sorry, private party tonight.
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- I don't like you either. - You don't even know me!
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- Same song. Here we go. - (same tune resumes)
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so I'm gonna assume there's no one in there.