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Season 9  "Catch of the Day"  9x3

Aired 6 days ago - Oct 11, 2017

Phil thinks he's going to have a day of bad luck after he doesn't complete his daily superstition. Mitch believes Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 1
leave her at the beach.
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Then why did you learn Italian?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
Are you eavesdropping on Pam again?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
Let me get to the dirty parts...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
of the country-fair mule drag.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
I wish I couldn't even hear her at all!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
So, look, but I do want to talk about the sink before you leave.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
How one of his little pouches on his tool belt
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
I mean, maybe I'm too passive,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
Here you go, Boss.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
Eyes... Eyes over here, okay? This... This is my thing.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
Anything else?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14
I know she got to you, but, uh...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
What do you mean you like it when it melts?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
Let's go, Joe. Now that you're awake,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
You can put away this nice, soft, fluffy laundry.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
I was putting away that harmless laundry
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
Seriously?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
- Oh, do you have the tickets? - They're in the car,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Man plans to go to Steely Dan. God laughs.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
You lure them with kindness.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
There is just... one more thing.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
That's not my car.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
Don't you see what this is doing to me?!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27
It was hard at first... The twitching thumbs,
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
I even found an old book in the truck and started reading it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
Excuse me!
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
I'm going to Disneyland with Tricia's family.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
Okay. You also thought that the cavemen killed the dinosaurs.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
and now I'm worried that you're doing the same thing with Francisco.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
Come on. Yeah. You know what?
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
Talking like a girl from Cricketsville...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
You always had the prettiest voice in Central America.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
You ruined everything, you giant, horse-faced dummy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
And I needed a job where I could stay at home with the baby.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
Just could've said "snob."
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
Yeah, she'll do that to you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
Hey, while you're here, I wouldn't mind picking your brain
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
It happened.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
So, imagine I'm entertaining.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
'cause it... I want to make him happy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
What in the he...
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
What? Really?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
Then why did you learn Italian?
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
Are you eavesdropping on Pam again?
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
Let me get to the dirty parts...
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
of the country-fair mule drag.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
I wish I couldn't even hear her at all!
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
So, look, but I do want to talk about the sink before you leave.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
How one of his little pouches on his tool belt
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
I mean, maybe I'm too passive,
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
Here you go, Boss.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
Eyes... Eyes over here, okay? This... This is my thing.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
Anything else?
#12
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I know she got to you, but, uh...
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
What do you mean you like it when it melts?
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
Let's go, Joe. Now that you're awake,
#16
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You can put away this nice, soft, fluffy laundry.
#18
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I was putting away that harmless laundry
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
Seriously?
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
- Oh, do you have the tickets? - They're in the car,
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Man plans to go to Steely Dan. God laughs.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
You lure them with kindness.
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
There is just... one more thing.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
That's not my car.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
Don't you see what this is doing to me?!
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27
It was hard at first... The twitching thumbs,
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
I even found an old book in the truck and started reading it.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
Excuse me!
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
I'm going to Disneyland with Tricia's family.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
Okay. You also thought that the cavemen killed the dinosaurs.
#31
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and now I'm worried that you're doing the same thing with Francisco.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
Come on. Yeah. You know what?
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
Talking like a girl from Cricketsville...
#35
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You always had the prettiest voice in Central America.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
You ruined everything, you giant, horse-faced dummy.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
And I needed a job where I could stay at home with the baby.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
Just could've said "snob."
#40
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Yeah, she'll do that to you.
#42
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Hey, while you're here, I wouldn't mind picking your brain
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
It happened.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
So, imagine I'm entertaining.
#46
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'cause it... I want to make him happy.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
What in the he...
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
What? Really?
#50