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Season 8  "Heavy Is the Head"  8x14

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 22, 2017

Despite their lofty hopes, Phil and Jay’s property investment might turn out to be a bust, forcing Phil to rethink his original dream. Meanwhile, Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury and refuses to have an MRI thanks to a traumatic incident with a well when he was a child. Determined to finally impress Claire and keep her from re-gifting her birthday present, Gloria surprises her with a day of luxury at the office. However, after Claire had to implement some rather harsh budget cuts at work, a massage at her desk may not be sending the right message.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 1
but I want you to know I'm in this with you.
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Kenny, thanks for keeping it light.
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And something to wash it down.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
I guess you also wanted it to be really simplistic,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
Yet we both know I'm the more mechanically-inclined daddy.
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That's not part of it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
Money-wise, you're looking at mid-six-figures.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Put some plywood over the hole.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Shh, that's... that's Pete.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
[Chuckles] Jay, I think that's just a little paranoid.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
Oops, I accidentally made my favorite drink.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13
Plus, it taught me something important.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14
Oh, hey, Alex.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
"Oh, I love jazz." "It's sexy when a man cries."
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16
Well, I know this guy dies, there's lots of boobs,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
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Got it. Mmm.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19
Listen, while I appreciate the idea of a massage...
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20
Just give me the quick version, okay?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
It's cool, bro. I'm woke.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
The doctor ordered when you told her you could taste colors
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
He knows what he's talking about.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
Um, I'm also on an iron supplement.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
but when I was kid, I fell into a well.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
Okay, Bobby, is it okay if I get in there
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Actually, Cam, this is very peaceful.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
They're gonna play you something
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
who met his soul mate through a lost schnauzer,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
H-help. Help!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31
There's a camera in there. I watched you cry.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32
Those are 20-ounce ideas in a 16-ounce cup.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
Oh, my God, this is so confusing.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
And weaseled your way to a promotion.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35
I-I-I think you're really minimizing that atrocity.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
- There he is. Go. - [Sighs]
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We're willing to go 5%.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
Bran had a vision of a younger Hodor saying,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
Just like you have saved from embarrassment at Comic-Con,
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Your friendship means more to me than this stupid apron.
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but it's even lonelier way up here.
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Okay, you're going in that tube. Come on.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
and she will never step foot in another farm or circus.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
And I would not have survived
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
You're not alone.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48
It's a little hard to focus with the smell of truffles
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49
I promise I will come out and address all of your concerns.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 50
Ma'am, this job is hard enough.

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Kenny, thanks for keeping it light.
#2
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And something to wash it down.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
I guess you also wanted it to be really simplistic,
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
Yet we both know I'm the more mechanically-inclined daddy.
#5
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That's not part of it.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
Money-wise, you're looking at mid-six-figures.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Put some plywood over the hole.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Shh, that's... that's Pete.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
[Chuckles] Jay, I think that's just a little paranoid.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
Oops, I accidentally made my favorite drink.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13
Plus, it taught me something important.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14
Oh, hey, Alex.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
"Oh, I love jazz." "It's sexy when a man cries."
#15
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Well, I know this guy dies, there's lots of boobs,
#16
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Got it. Mmm.
#18
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Listen, while I appreciate the idea of a massage...
#19
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Just give me the quick version, okay?
#20
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It's cool, bro. I'm woke.
#21
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The doctor ordered when you told her you could taste colors
#22
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He knows what he's talking about.
#23
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Um, I'm also on an iron supplement.
#24
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but when I was kid, I fell into a well.
#25
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Okay, Bobby, is it okay if I get in there
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27
Actually, Cam, this is very peaceful.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
They're gonna play you something
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
who met his soul mate through a lost schnauzer,
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
H-help. Help!
#30
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There's a camera in there. I watched you cry.
#31
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Those are 20-ounce ideas in a 16-ounce cup.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
Oh, my God, this is so confusing.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
And weaseled your way to a promotion.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35
I-I-I think you're really minimizing that atrocity.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
- There he is. Go. - [Sighs]
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37
We're willing to go 5%.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
Bran had a vision of a younger Hodor saying,
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
Just like you have saved from embarrassment at Comic-Con,
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
Your friendship means more to me than this stupid apron.
#40
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but it's even lonelier way up here.
#41
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Okay, you're going in that tube. Come on.
#43
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and she will never step foot in another farm or circus.
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
And I would not have survived
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
You're not alone.
#46
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It's a little hard to focus with the smell of truffles
#48
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I promise I will come out and address all of your concerns.
#49
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Ma'am, this job is hard enough.
#50