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Season 8  "All Things Being Equal"  8x20

Aired a month ago - May 03, 2017

Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny are equally committed to showing their support for gender equality and the women’s movement in very different ways. Meanwhile, Jay and Phil are at odds on how their parking lot attendant, Joan, should be running their lot, and jealousy ensues when Pam prefers Mitchell’s help over Cam’s with her baby.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 1
"all the places you want me to put the coin."
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but is a beat-for-beat rip-off of "The Wizard of Oz"?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 3
Hey, y'all.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 4
since that twister lifted up our house.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 5
I'll come up and help you out for a little bit.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 6
I-I'll be right up, okay?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 7
instead of his own flesh and blood.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 8
Park it over there, next to that Buick.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 9
it's people and parking.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 10
I stayed away from mixers and I'm not hungover!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 11
so I like to give her a lot of space.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 12
Ooh! Ha ha!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 13
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 14
we've only been volunteering here
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 15
They've had to overcome
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 16
Hey, Manny!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 17
She blew my mind.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 18
Ugh. I give up.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 19
I would like to revisit
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 20
You drove a taxi. Surely you had a flat.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 21
- Uh, guys, there's, uh... - Oh.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 22
but there's something wrong with the jack.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 23
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 24
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 25
Well, to quote Sammy Davis Jr.,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 26
- Hey. Where do I park? - Between two lines.
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- on account of poachers. - Mm.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 28
He was finally asleep!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 29
- Come on, Cal. - Yeah.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 30
There's nothing wrong with your sister and I becoming closer.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 31
Women can drive a race-car just as well as a man.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 32
I was talking about your snack.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 33
and try to straighten her out.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 34
There's no line, and Joan never had this many cars in the lot.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 35
You might be here for a while.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 36
Come on, let's get you to bed. Come on.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 37
Who drives the Prius?
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Phil, am I doing this or not?
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Maybe we should flip over whether we should even be partners.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 40
and you can just push him around.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 41
Now... say something nice.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 42
Ahh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 43
You saw it on the baby monitor, didn't you?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 44
- You were bragging on it? - He saw it on the baby monitor.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 45
- Hello? Spoiler alert. - It's just...
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 46
In the beginning, I...
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 47
I don't think I can do all this by myself.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 48
And besides... I know that cry,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 49
I never thought I would meet somebody like you.
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She got through to me.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 2
but is a beat-for-beat rip-off of "The Wizard of Oz"?
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 3
Hey, y'all.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 4
since that twister lifted up our house.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 5
I'll come up and help you out for a little bit.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 6
I-I'll be right up, okay?
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 7
instead of his own flesh and blood.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 8
Park it over there, next to that Buick.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 9
it's people and parking.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 10
I stayed away from mixers and I'm not hungover!
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 11
so I like to give her a lot of space.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 12
Ooh! Ha ha!
#12
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we've only been volunteering here
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 15
They've had to overcome
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 16
Hey, Manny!
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 17
She blew my mind.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 18
Ugh. I give up.
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 19
I would like to revisit
#19
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You drove a taxi. Surely you had a flat.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 21
- Uh, guys, there's, uh... - Oh.
#21
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but there's something wrong with the jack.
#22
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Well, to quote Sammy Davis Jr.,
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 26
- Hey. Where do I park? - Between two lines.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 27
- on account of poachers. - Mm.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 28
He was finally asleep!
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 29
- Come on, Cal. - Yeah.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 30
There's nothing wrong with your sister and I becoming closer.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 31
Women can drive a race-car just as well as a man.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 32
I was talking about your snack.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 33
and try to straighten her out.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 34
There's no line, and Joan never had this many cars in the lot.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 35
You might be here for a while.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 36
Come on, let's get you to bed. Come on.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 37
Who drives the Prius?
#37
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Phil, am I doing this or not?
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 39
Maybe we should flip over whether we should even be partners.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 40
and you can just push him around.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 41
Now... say something nice.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 42
Ahh!
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 43
You saw it on the baby monitor, didn't you?
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 44
- You were bragging on it? - He saw it on the baby monitor.
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 45
- Hello? Spoiler alert. - It's just...
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 46
In the beginning, I...
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 47
I don't think I can do all this by myself.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 48
And besides... I know that cry,
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 49
I never thought I would meet somebody like you.
#49
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She got through to me.
#50