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Season 8  "Basketball"  8x16

Aired 8 months ago - Mar 08, 2017

After choking at last year’s charity basketball game, Phil has been training all year to redeem himself. However, when NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the game and start making bets, Phil tries to not buckle under the pressure. Gloria has to step-up at Manny’s school when her nemesis, Donna Duncan, tries to shame her for her lack of support at the school. Claire does whatever it takes to keep a work mistake secret from Jay, while Jay’s concerned that Joe doesn’t have a healthy fear of him at all.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 1
a closet as beautiful as she is.
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Right. Well, back to it, Dad.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 3
When Haley was 4, she and I had our first tea party,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 4
I once tried to start my own uncle-niece tradition, but...
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 5
Well, what's... what's going on?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 6
And?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 7
What'd he ask you to do? Quick, write it down on this napkin.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 8
- Dad, you're psyching yourself out. - You're right.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 9
Let's go get our seats.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 10
Dad, don't let them faze you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 11
Yeah, I came to sell my nachos to raise money.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 12
no lika da nachos.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 13
Looks like that picture I Instagrammed of the three of us
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 14
Right! Manny! Sit down. Join us.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 15
Are you kidding me?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 16
- What could be "c..." be? - Hmm?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 17
Okay, and we have recalled
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 18
- Hey! - The kid doesn't fear me as he should,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 19
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 20
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 21
Ugh, you are so transparent, Glenn.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 22
we are here to help you. Tell us what "c..." is.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 23
You know what that is, right?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 24
Ah... oh, God.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 25
Hey, my phone died. Can I borrow one of yours?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 27
And you're helping the parents.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 28
- Oh, um... - 10?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 29
We just bet our Olympic gold medals.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 30
When I told Haley we had boundaries,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 31
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 32
I have a confession of my own.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 33
- Cam... - It's just ironic
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 34
Uh, this place near my old office.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 35
Don't worry. If I did, it's an easy restore.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 36
I've seen how much those guys pants you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 37
but I have a certain expertise in timber.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 38
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 39
Yeah, hardy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 40
Turns out, the wood doesn't just make people sick.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 41
I was already suspicious of that wood, but then it kills a fish?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 42
Claire, here's the water you asked for.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 43
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 44
All right, well, we recalled all the bad wood,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 45
- Hi. - Well, I made six Dolphin Dollars
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 46
Can I help you with anything?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 47
We have a rivalry, and I don't know why.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 48
A wise man once told me that we resent mirrors
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 49
I am soft, privileged lady, and I thought that bothered me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 50
Thank you so much for opening up to me.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 2
Right. Well, back to it, Dad.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 3
When Haley was 4, she and I had our first tea party,
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 4
I once tried to start my own uncle-niece tradition, but...
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 5
Well, what's... what's going on?
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 6
And?
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 7
What'd he ask you to do? Quick, write it down on this napkin.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 8
- Dad, you're psyching yourself out. - You're right.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 9
Let's go get our seats.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 10
Dad, don't let them faze you.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 11
Yeah, I came to sell my nachos to raise money.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 12
no lika da nachos.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 13
Looks like that picture I Instagrammed of the three of us
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 14
Right! Manny! Sit down. Join us.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 15
Are you kidding me?
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 16
- What could be "c..." be? - Hmm?
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 17
Okay, and we have recalled
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 18
- Hey! - The kid doesn't fear me as he should,
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 19 #19 Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 20 #20 Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 21
Ugh, you are so transparent, Glenn.
#21
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we are here to help you. Tell us what "c..." is.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 23
You know what that is, right?
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 24
Ah... oh, God.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 25
Hey, my phone died. Can I borrow one of yours?
#25
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And you're helping the parents.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 28
- Oh, um... - 10?
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 29
We just bet our Olympic gold medals.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 30
When I told Haley we had boundaries,
#30
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I have a confession of my own.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 33
- Cam... - It's just ironic
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 34
Uh, this place near my old office.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 35
Don't worry. If I did, it's an easy restore.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 36
I've seen how much those guys pants you.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 37
but I have a certain expertise in timber.
#37
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Yeah, hardy.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 40
Turns out, the wood doesn't just make people sick.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 41
I was already suspicious of that wood, but then it kills a fish?
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 42
Claire, here's the water you asked for.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 43 #43 Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 44
All right, well, we recalled all the bad wood,
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 45
- Hi. - Well, I made six Dolphin Dollars
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 46
Can I help you with anything?
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 47
We have a rivalry, and I don't know why.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 48
A wise man once told me that we resent mirrors
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 49
I am soft, privileged lady, and I thought that bothered me.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 50
Thank you so much for opening up to me.
#50