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Season 8  "A Stereotypical Day"  8x2

Aired a year ago - Sep 28, 2016

A new family moves in across the street from the Pritchetts and Jay wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, Manny hopes his deeds will catch the attention of a pretty teenage radical, the Dunphys try to look on the bright side of Alex's bout with mono, and Mitch and Cam are shocked to overhear Lily disrespect a new friend.

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Is Mowgli that dirty kid at his preschool
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I'm doing it.
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Mm. What a beautiful reception.
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to the guy putting up the security cameras.
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Important thing is...
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because I'm a racist old man.
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but you two should get ready for dance class.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 8
Well, it turns out that Tom used to identify as... Tina.
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Uh-huh.
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Get out of here, you weirdo!
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mostly.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 12
on a Tibetan website called CopingCandles.com.
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to do some work at the kitchen table
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 14
I'm just so tired and in pain and irritable.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 15
Okay. Don't forget to give Funkmaster Linda her check
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Growing up in Missouri, I was so mistreated
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Well -- and I say this with love --
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 18
Possibly the most offensive slur
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Input.
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Anyways, stop worrying about the remote control
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I'm so glad you called.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 22
You pop that hat off, you get a little sun on your face.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 23
Damn it!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 24
resulted in all the symptoms of PTSD.
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Not again!
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Should pass in like 20 minutes or s-so.
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Good girl.
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and the neighbors didn't even come outside.
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Oh, I see. Fill my mouth with bourgie opiates
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 33
They had a fight, and Lily said the worst possible thing.
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how would you be with that?
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like -- like walking her down the aisle in her wedding dress.
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And now you're just like me.
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that we are air-conditioning the outside
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Something funny?
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- No, no, no, no, no. - Of course you do!
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I don't mean to bug you.
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I did my residency in New Hampshire.
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I said, "By the way."
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aren't always as open-minded as we should be,
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- What? - I yelled at him 'cause he made fun of...
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Because that rube Tom knows nothing about art?
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It was hard for us to hear, but in the spirit of tolerance,
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I'm doing it.
#2
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Mm. What a beautiful reception.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 4
to the guy putting up the security cameras.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 5
Important thing is...
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 6
because I'm a racist old man.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 7
but you two should get ready for dance class.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 8
Well, it turns out that Tom used to identify as... Tina.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 9
Uh-huh.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 10
Get out of here, you weirdo!
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 11
mostly.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 12
on a Tibetan website called CopingCandles.com.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 13
to do some work at the kitchen table
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 14
I'm just so tired and in pain and irritable.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 15
Okay. Don't forget to give Funkmaster Linda her check
#15
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Growing up in Missouri, I was so mistreated
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 17
Well -- and I say this with love --
#17
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Possibly the most offensive slur
#18
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Input.
#19
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Anyways, stop worrying about the remote control
#20
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I'm so glad you called.
#21
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You pop that hat off, you get a little sun on your face.
#22
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Damn it!
#23
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resulted in all the symptoms of PTSD.
#24
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Not again!
#28
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Should pass in like 20 minutes or s-so.
#29
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Good girl.
#30
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and the neighbors didn't even come outside.
#31
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Oh, I see. Fill my mouth with bourgie opiates
#32
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They had a fight, and Lily said the worst possible thing.
#33
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how would you be with that?
#34
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like -- like walking her down the aisle in her wedding dress.
#35
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And now you're just like me.
#36
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that we are air-conditioning the outside
#40
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Something funny?
#41
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- No, no, no, no, no. - Of course you do!
#42
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I don't mean to bug you.
#43
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I did my residency in New Hampshire.
#44
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I said, "By the way."
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 46
aren't always as open-minded as we should be,
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 47
- What? - I yelled at him 'cause he made fun of...
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 48
Because that rube Tom knows nothing about art?
#48
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It was hard for us to hear, but in the spirit of tolerance,
#49
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