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Season 8  "Five Minutes"  8x18

Aired 4 months ago - Mar 29, 2017

Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a new flight while fighting the effects of sleeping pills they took prematurely. Then at Rainer’s birthday dinner, Haley and Rainer are forced to reevaluate their entire relationship in the five minutes before the birthday cake arrives. Phil and Claire pay a surprise visit to Alex and are given a five-minute surprise introduction to her new boyfriend. With only five minutes to catch a movie, Manny has to find the perfect parking space and endure Jay and Gloria’s backseat argument.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 1
When you're outside the workplace, do you wear hats?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 2
Mitchell, why do you have 32 written on your arm?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 3
- I feel like there was a... - A number.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 4
No, I... they just look so soft and inviting.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 5
You're gonna pull your act together.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 6
Is there a way that you can take us to gate...
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 7
Mitch and Cam. Hi!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 8
to the Starship Enterprise in five minutes.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 9
Yeah, but maybe we should give her a little head's up.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 10
- Hey! - Hey!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 11
and this place is a mess.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 12
Take away the cat, and I'm basically you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 13
I told you I've been busy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 14
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 15
- I wasn't. - You and Ben and...
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 16
Ugh, how long have you two been sneaking around?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 17
He thought it was time to bring together
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 18
She didn't mean that.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 19
He kissed me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 20
Like I would abuse my position to take advantage of you
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 21
He's an amazing person who somehow gets me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 22
and I can tell people how I feel about you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 23
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 24
Once I perfect my foam art skills,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 25
What'd I tell you?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 27
but the other night, when we were at Jeff and Sally's,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 28
Ah! How?!
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 29
You brought your own shopping bags,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 30
There's no way you would be able to follow her story.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 31
'Cause why not?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 32
You know, I really loved her in that movie "Gravity."
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 33
I'm thinking to myself this whole time,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 34
I want your spot.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 35
which was really weird,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 36
watch jerk steal your spot,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 37
You think it's nothing, but you hurt my feelings.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 38
What kid wouldn't be?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 39
he'd just say, "I don't know."
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 40
Okay, the movie's about to start.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 41
in like five, minutes?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 42
Haley, when I woke up this morning,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 43
Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 44
I don't know how to say this without sounding superficial,
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 45
It's how I imagine fans feel when they come up and meet me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 46
It's raining. I didn't predict that.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 47
Think of all the sun roofs left open.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 48
And how's my daughter gonna feel about us getting married?
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 49
I arrange five pairs of shoes at a time.
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 50
Wait, wait. Why are you panicking?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 2
Mitchell, why do you have 32 written on your arm?
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 3
- I feel like there was a... - A number.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 4
No, I... they just look so soft and inviting.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 5
You're gonna pull your act together.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 6
Is there a way that you can take us to gate...
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 7
Mitch and Cam. Hi!
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 8
to the Starship Enterprise in five minutes.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 9
Yeah, but maybe we should give her a little head's up.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 10
- Hey! - Hey!
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 11
and this place is a mess.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 12
Take away the cat, and I'm basically you.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 13
I told you I've been busy.
#13
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- I wasn't. - You and Ben and...
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 16
Ugh, how long have you two been sneaking around?
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 17
He thought it was time to bring together
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 18
She didn't mean that.
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 19
He kissed me.
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 20
Like I would abuse my position to take advantage of you
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 21
He's an amazing person who somehow gets me.
#21
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and I can tell people how I feel about you.
#22
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Once I perfect my foam art skills,
#24
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What'd I tell you?
#25
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but the other night, when we were at Jeff and Sally's,
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 28
Ah! How?!
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 29
You brought your own shopping bags,
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 30
There's no way you would be able to follow her story.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 31
'Cause why not?
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 32
You know, I really loved her in that movie "Gravity."
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 33
I'm thinking to myself this whole time,
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 34
I want your spot.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 35
which was really weird,
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 36
watch jerk steal your spot,
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 37
You think it's nothing, but you hurt my feelings.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 38
What kid wouldn't be?
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 39
he'd just say, "I don't know."
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 40
Okay, the movie's about to start.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 41
in like five, minutes?
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 42
Haley, when I woke up this morning,
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 43
Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy,
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 44
I don't know how to say this without sounding superficial,
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 45
It's how I imagine fans feel when they come up and meet me.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 46
It's raining. I didn't predict that.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 47
Think of all the sun roofs left open.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 48
And how's my daughter gonna feel about us getting married?
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18 (S08E18) - 49
I arrange five pairs of shoes at a time.
#49
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Wait, wait. Why are you panicking?
#50