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Season 5  "Waiting for the Right Snapper"  5x19

Aired 17 years ago - May 19, 2008

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 1
Man. Even hookers prorate.
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And that shirt looks great on you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 5
I just need a minute. Come on in.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
Hi, tricia. Charlie.
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I can't believe nobody snapped her up before I did.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
That's what I'm thinking.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
Why aren't you studying for your algebra final?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11
But let's get back to the algebra test. So...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
Listen to me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
Are you now so lazy you can't even be bothered to finish words?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
Don't you mean it's all "guh"?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
No, you don'T. Full price, both of us.
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Angie, this is my mother, evelyn. Mom, this is angie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 17
Have you met his brother? Another drama queen.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 18
Yes?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 19
Nice yanking chains with you, mom.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
There's no work.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 22
Oh, my god, you know, I... I've read about that kind of thing, but...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 23
You should've seen your face when you thought I was smart.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
Oh, hey, I, uh...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
Gee, thanks, but I can't go out now.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
Jake's kind of a turd in the punchbowl.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
Oh, stop playing the martyr.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
I said it with love.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
No, that's your sex life.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31
Night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
I thought we settled this, dad.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 33
Your blow-up doll run off with a pool toy?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 34
Desperately.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 35
So who's the lucky receptacle?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 36
She left an hour ago, but it took me till now to safely zip up my pants.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
Hi, charlie. Can I talk to you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 39
Okay, uh, you understand that I'm involved with jeremy's mother, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
Oh, come on. Come on. It'll be all right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 41
Kitchen.
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How-how can you possibly pass that up?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44
She's young, needy, and vulnerable.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 45
Angie's gonna be...
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
We had some great times together.
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Yeah. Yeah, we'll go back to vegas.

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And that shirt looks great on you.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 5
I just need a minute. Come on in.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 6
Hi, tricia. Charlie.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 8
I can't believe nobody snapped her up before I did.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 9
That's what I'm thinking.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 10
Why aren't you studying for your algebra final?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 11
But let's get back to the algebra test. So...
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 12
Listen to me.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 13
Are you now so lazy you can't even be bothered to finish words?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 14
Don't you mean it's all "guh"?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 15
No, you don'T. Full price, both of us.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 16
Angie, this is my mother, evelyn. Mom, this is angie.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 17
Have you met his brother? Another drama queen.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 18
Yes?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 19
Nice yanking chains with you, mom.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 21
There's no work.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 22
Oh, my god, you know, I... I've read about that kind of thing, but...
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 23
You should've seen your face when you thought I was smart.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 25
Oh, hey, I, uh...
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 26
Gee, thanks, but I can't go out now.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 27
Jake's kind of a turd in the punchbowl.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 28
Oh, stop playing the martyr.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 29
I said it with love.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 30
No, that's your sex life.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 31
Night.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 32
I thought we settled this, dad.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 33
Your blow-up doll run off with a pool toy?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 34
Desperately.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 35
So who's the lucky receptacle?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 36
She left an hour ago, but it took me till now to safely zip up my pants.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 38
Hi, charlie. Can I talk to you?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 39
Okay, uh, you understand that I'm involved with jeremy's mother, right?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 40
Oh, come on. Come on. It'll be all right.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 41
Kitchen.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 43
How-how can you possibly pass that up?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 44
She's young, needy, and vulnerable.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 45
Angie's gonna be...
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 47
We had some great times together.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 (S05E19) - 50
Yeah. Yeah, we'll go back to vegas.
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