Two and a Half Men

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

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#2 #3

Uh, well, gee, I-I wouldn't put it that way.

#4 #5

Well, that's a bit hard to believe, seeing as

#6

And do they all collect hair?

#7

Yeah, well... I'm rubber, you're glue...

#8 #9 #10

but I just don't think he'd enjoy hanging out

#11 #12

I'd go with one or the other.

#13

Vivisecting homeless people

#14

Who of us hasn't done that?

#15

Yes, I do.

#16

who's watching the crack whore?

#17

How come I'm the only weenie in this pot of beans?

#18 #19 #20 #21 #22

Anoint him. Anoint him. ** Girl, you just don't realize **

#23

Looks like you got bit on the face by one of them ebola monkeys.

#24

Yeah. I mean, it's really not that...

#25

No. She's just a very creepy woman.

#26 #27

What else would it be?

#28 #29

See what I mean about...

#30 #31 #32 #33

It's sunday evening. I haven't seen you since last night when you went to that party.

#34 #35

Because together we shall spawn a child named Giglamesh

#36

Um, so, uh, we'll submit to her will

#37 #38 #39

Jake, get over here!

#40

Alan, tell her... how we dare.

#41

Or any of the black arts, really. Right, Alan?

#42

Don't you realize that our souls are now bound together,

#43

Charlie, do you remember the vows you took last night?

#44

Did you think that all those beautiful women

#45

how many women are we talking about here?

#46 #47

you bring down upon yourself the ancient curse of betrayal.

#48

What-what should I be on the lookout for?

#49 #50