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Season 5  "Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens"  5x8

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 05, 2009

The gang decides to expand their business by developing a number of products that they could sell at Paddy's pub.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
That's okay, 'cause it's right here.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
- He just did eat it. - All right. I'm talking to a lawyer about this.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
my instinct to steal this idea is very strong.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Uh, hello, Frank. [Chuckles]
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
It's just a jumping-off point. Frank, keeping hard-boiled eggs...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
And he knows it 'cause he turns the picture away from him.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
I was not participating in that conversation, 'cause I don't find her lovely.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
I do charge. Okay? You don't pay.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
Any respect that you're feeling that's coming from me is a mistake on your part.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
had- had dry ink on it for at least many "forknights,"
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
But they locked me in a closet.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
One that reflects our take-no-prisoners, rock-and-roll lifestyle.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
What's more sexual than a high-waisted thong riding high up a woman's backside?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
It's a visual stimulant, bro. I'm not wearing these because I'm comfortable.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
But you gotta have functionality with your comedy, okay?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Oh, that is big! That's a big monster dick.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
We are gonna sell a million of those, dude. We'll do black ones...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
I don't get it? Huh? Open your mouth, bitch. What?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
But I'm working on it. What the hell does she have to do with anything?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Okay. Okay. Suck on this, bitches.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Right. Oh, goddamn it, Frank! That's just an egg!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
No, and I don't know why you think we're gonna catch him having an affair.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
The woman in the room right next to him...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
Oh, shit. I see him. He's walking towards the car. He's walking towards the car!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
We were staking you out last night- kinda spying on you. Mm-hmm.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
so you don't have to look at her face?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
And I have to sleep in this fleabag motel.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
God, divorce is tough. The picture sort of coming together for you all?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
Yeah, but a water gun doesn't have the same feel to it, you know?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
and eagles flying through the air and picking up trout out of rivers and shit.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
- What is that? - Paddy's Shotgun, bro!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
I would like to get your number, actually, though at some point.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna get a patent for this and sue your balls off.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Sandy, have a seat right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Sandy does that. Sandy.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Well, she's a lady of the night. She's a prostitute.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
[Dee] It's a mess. [Charlie] He's been crying.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Goddamn shoes. You can't run in 'em.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
I will take care of all of your legal needs...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
And I was gonna do it for you, you son of a b- All right, fine. I won't do it.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
if they agree to sign a contract that grants you...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
- Objection! - This is not a court of law.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
New deal! We are taking that propulsion and putting it in our shotgun!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
So sorry, sir. They duct-taped me to the bathroom sink.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
for a, uh- a Paddy's Pub.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
## [Continues]
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Nudie pen!

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
- He just did eat it. - All right. I'm talking to a lawyer about this.
#2 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
my instinct to steal this idea is very strong.
#3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Uh, hello, Frank. [Chuckles]
#4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
It's just a jumping-off point. Frank, keeping hard-boiled eggs...
#5 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6 #6 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
And he knows it 'cause he turns the picture away from him.
#7 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
I was not participating in that conversation, 'cause I don't find her lovely.
#8 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
I do charge. Okay? You don't pay.
#9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
Any respect that you're feeling that's coming from me is a mistake on your part.
#10 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
had- had dry ink on it for at least many "forknights,"
#11 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
But they locked me in a closet.
#12 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
One that reflects our take-no-prisoners, rock-and-roll lifestyle.
#13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
What's more sexual than a high-waisted thong riding high up a woman's backside?
#14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
It's a visual stimulant, bro. I'm not wearing these because I'm comfortable.
#15 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
But you gotta have functionality with your comedy, okay?
#16 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Oh, that is big! That's a big monster dick.
#17 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
We are gonna sell a million of those, dude. We'll do black ones...
#18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
I don't get it? Huh? Open your mouth, bitch. What?
#19 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
But I'm working on it. What the hell does she have to do with anything?
#20 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Okay. Okay. Suck on this, bitches.
#21 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Right. Oh, goddamn it, Frank! That's just an egg!
#22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
No, and I don't know why you think we're gonna catch him having an affair.
#23 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
The woman in the room right next to him...
#24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
Oh, shit. I see him. He's walking towards the car. He's walking towards the car!
#25 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
We were staking you out last night- kinda spying on you. Mm-hmm.
#26 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
so you don't have to look at her face?
#27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
And I have to sleep in this fleabag motel.
#28 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
God, divorce is tough. The picture sort of coming together for you all?
#29 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30 #30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
Yeah, but a water gun doesn't have the same feel to it, you know?
#31 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
and eagles flying through the air and picking up trout out of rivers and shit.
#32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
- What is that? - Paddy's Shotgun, bro!
#33 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
I would like to get your number, actually, though at some point.
#34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna get a patent for this and sue your balls off.
#35 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Sandy, have a seat right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
#36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Sandy does that. Sandy.
#37 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Well, she's a lady of the night. She's a prostitute.
#38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
[Dee] It's a mess. [Charlie] He's been crying.
#39 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Goddamn shoes. You can't run in 'em.
#40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
I will take care of all of your legal needs...
#41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
And I was gonna do it for you, you son of a b- All right, fine. I won't do it.
#42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
if they agree to sign a contract that grants you...
#43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
- Objection! - This is not a court of law.
#44 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
New deal! We are taking that propulsion and putting it in our shotgun!
#45 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
So sorry, sir. They duct-taped me to the bathroom sink.
#46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
for a, uh- a Paddy's Pub.
#47 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48 #48 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
## [Continues]
#49 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Nudie pen!
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