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Season 5  "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System"  5x10

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 19, 2009

Dennis reveals his foolproof system for seducing any woman to the rest of the gang, but they don't grasp the concept.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 1
"I guess we could grab a pizza and watch a movie at my place."
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 2
- And then I say- - Oh. Well, I guess we could eat the pizza on my bed...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 4
They certainly do. You got that right.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 5
Have her car towed.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 6
Give her a call and say something along the lines of...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 7
she'll naturally want to take the relationship to the next level.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 8
and this time you're not around to cool him off.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 9
Okay? And she'll start getting really mixed up because you're not there to protect her.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 10
I want to tell you that the reason I was distant is because...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 11
And then, naturally, we bang.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 12
And this is the best bang of all because it's very emotional for her.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 14
That, my friends, is the key to winning any girl's heart.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 15
That's exactly right, Charlie. You're really picking up on this. I'm proud of you, bud.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 16
This is what men do! This is what men do! Yeah!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 17
You're probably getting D.E.N.N.I.S. 'd right now by that new boyfriend of yours,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 19
I didn't. I just didn't tell him to do it with the windows down. He's not the smartest, but...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 20
Hey, guys! Hey- Hey, Dee! I didn't see you there. Are you almost done?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 21
See you, fellas. Okay. Good. See you, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 22
And there you go. Good to see you. See you soon. Bye.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 23
and it's got me in a really bad place.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 24
Uh, yeah. I looked into it. There's no, um, Dr. Toboggan in Philadelphia either.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 25
those people could get in a lot of trouble.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 26
What is this "swooping in" business?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 27
I thought you were just my wing man though. No. No.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 28
That's right. I come in after Mac. But he's taking forever this time.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 29
I'm trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S. This chick. No, you back off!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 30
This is so exciting. You're gonna love this.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 31
Okay. All right. I know what's going on. I- I'm on to you, guy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 32
I don't need bus fare! I'm not sure the bus comes out here anyway.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 33
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 35
Oh, no! You don't have to call the police. Check it out.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 36
I would like you to focus on the amount of value that I am demonstrating to you...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 37
So what's this new job? I work at the fair.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 38
I don't know. I did everything right, and I can't get past the letter "D," dude.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 39
- Do you know anything about plumbing? - Uh... no.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 40
Okay, clearly none of you have any idea how to run my system!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 42
You will demonstrate your value to the waitress by winning a prize at her booth.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 43
Mm-hmm. So your only hope is to lower Ben's value.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 44
I need you to resume your role as the thoughtful roommate and invite Caylee out to the fair.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 45
What's happening?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 46
No, it's not. No, it's not. But it's exciting, isn't it?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 47
Then I guess I'll demonstrate my value to you by firing off a wicked hot fastball, huh?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 48
- What are you doing here? - This is my nana.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 49
Well? How does it look?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 50
Leave us alone. What? What? Just listen to me for one second, okay?

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 2
- And then I say- - Oh. Well, I guess we could eat the pizza on my bed...
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 3 #3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 4
They certainly do. You got that right.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 5
Have her car towed.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 6
Give her a call and say something along the lines of...
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 7
she'll naturally want to take the relationship to the next level.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 8
and this time you're not around to cool him off.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 9
Okay? And she'll start getting really mixed up because you're not there to protect her.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 10
I want to tell you that the reason I was distant is because...
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 11
And then, naturally, we bang.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 12
And this is the best bang of all because it's very emotional for her.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 13 #13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 14
That, my friends, is the key to winning any girl's heart.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 15
That's exactly right, Charlie. You're really picking up on this. I'm proud of you, bud.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 16
This is what men do! This is what men do! Yeah!
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 17
You're probably getting D.E.N.N.I.S. 'd right now by that new boyfriend of yours,
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 18 #18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 19
I didn't. I just didn't tell him to do it with the windows down. He's not the smartest, but...
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 20
Hey, guys! Hey- Hey, Dee! I didn't see you there. Are you almost done?
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 21
See you, fellas. Okay. Good. See you, man.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 22
And there you go. Good to see you. See you soon. Bye.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 23
and it's got me in a really bad place.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 24
Uh, yeah. I looked into it. There's no, um, Dr. Toboggan in Philadelphia either.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 25
those people could get in a lot of trouble.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 26
What is this "swooping in" business?
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 27
I thought you were just my wing man though. No. No.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 28
That's right. I come in after Mac. But he's taking forever this time.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 29
I'm trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S. This chick. No, you back off!
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 30
This is so exciting. You're gonna love this.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 31
Okay. All right. I know what's going on. I- I'm on to you, guy.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 32
I don't need bus fare! I'm not sure the bus comes out here anyway.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 33
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 34 #34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 35
Oh, no! You don't have to call the police. Check it out.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 36
I would like you to focus on the amount of value that I am demonstrating to you...
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 37
So what's this new job? I work at the fair.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 38
I don't know. I did everything right, and I can't get past the letter "D," dude.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 39
- Do you know anything about plumbing? - Uh... no.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 40
Okay, clearly none of you have any idea how to run my system!
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 41 #41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 42
You will demonstrate your value to the waitress by winning a prize at her booth.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 43
Mm-hmm. So your only hope is to lower Ben's value.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 44
I need you to resume your role as the thoughtful roommate and invite Caylee out to the fair.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 45
What's happening?
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 46
No, it's not. No, it's not. But it's exciting, isn't it?
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 47
Then I guess I'll demonstrate my value to you by firing off a wicked hot fastball, huh?
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 48
- What are you doing here? - This is my nana.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 49
Well? How does it look?
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 50
Leave us alone. What? What? Just listen to me for one second, okay?
#50