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Season 5  "The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis"  5x1

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 17, 2009

Dennis, Mac, and Frank go into real estate, while Dee sets out to be a surrogate for a wealthy couple. Charlie gets into it with an attorney over the law.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
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Yeah. We thought we'd just try to find a surrogate by ourselves.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Um, any- any family history of mental illness?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Wow.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
I like the sound of that. I'm gonna throw something at you guys, so brace yourselves.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
I've typed up a price sheet I would like the two of you to peruse.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
But- This is great.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
They didn't do that here. This is a pretty nice house. A little lived in maybe.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
What do you mean your house? I bought this house! We own this house!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Frank, take it easy, bud. Take it- You gotta use your head now.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
I don't even know what the hell he's talking about. It doesn't matter.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Dennis, in that scenario, we'd have to kill the kids 'cause they would've seen our faces.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Well, thank you. It's always felt a little empty without a family.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Oh, I used to be so good at those. You mind if I get in?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
And that's it. No reason to be animals about it. And they changed the locks.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
Man. I gotta admit, that's, uh...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
My door, deadbeat! My door!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Until then, you can't touch them. That's bull bird, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Actually, they're pretty simple.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
I'd advise that you do that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Okay. Well- Filibuster.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
We won't be able to get a dime for it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Absolutely. I'm thinking we do like a classic good Realtor-bad Realtor dynamic.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
- What do you see? - I see two trannies shooting at each other.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
I don't have to explain everything to you about what I know!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
They have a huge house, kick-ass pool.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
And then we can go swim in Deandra's pool.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Do that for me, okay, baby boy?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
- Hi! How are ya? - How you doing? We're here to look at the house.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Good. All right. This is the living room. Okay! Wonderful.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Oh, I'm sorry. Is she used to something smaller, and you don't think she can handle it?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
It's just his passion for quality real estate that makes him so intense.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
That's it. There we go. That's all I wanted to hear. Congratulations, folks.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
She said, "Yes, I will buy this house." That is a binding verbal contract.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Let's get another house, flip it over, make some cash.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
[Chuckling] Honey and Vinegar?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Oh, my God. I do not have time for you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Do you want time to think it over? No!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
I like to keep it loaded because you never know who's gonna walk into a law office these days.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
and I will respectfully decline the duel.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
- Don't do it. - And, uh, don't worry...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Hey, Deandra? Can we talk to you for a sec?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Whoo! Thank God there wasn't a baby in there, huh?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Wait, wait. Don't do that. We're the wealthy homosexual couple she promised her womb to.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
What the hell are you guys doing here? Do not ruin this for me!

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
Yeah. We thought we'd just try to find a surrogate by ourselves.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Um, any- any family history of mental illness?
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Wow.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
I like the sound of that. I'm gonna throw something at you guys, so brace yourselves.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
I've typed up a price sheet I would like the two of you to peruse.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
But- This is great.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
They didn't do that here. This is a pretty nice house. A little lived in maybe.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
What do you mean your house? I bought this house! We own this house!
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Frank, take it easy, bud. Take it- You gotta use your head now.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
I don't even know what the hell he's talking about. It doesn't matter.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Dennis, in that scenario, we'd have to kill the kids 'cause they would've seen our faces.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13 #13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Well, thank you. It's always felt a little empty without a family.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Oh, I used to be so good at those. You mind if I get in?
#15
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And that's it. No reason to be animals about it. And they changed the locks.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
Man. I gotta admit, that's, uh...
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
My door, deadbeat! My door!
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Until then, you can't touch them. That's bull bird, man.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Actually, they're pretty simple.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
I'd advise that you do that.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Okay. Well- Filibuster.
#23
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We won't be able to get a dime for it.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Absolutely. I'm thinking we do like a classic good Realtor-bad Realtor dynamic.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27 #27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
- What do you see? - I see two trannies shooting at each other.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
I don't have to explain everything to you about what I know!
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
They have a huge house, kick-ass pool.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
And then we can go swim in Deandra's pool.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32 #32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Do that for me, okay, baby boy?
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
- Hi! How are ya? - How you doing? We're here to look at the house.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Good. All right. This is the living room. Okay! Wonderful.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Oh, I'm sorry. Is she used to something smaller, and you don't think she can handle it?
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
It's just his passion for quality real estate that makes him so intense.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
That's it. There we go. That's all I wanted to hear. Congratulations, folks.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
She said, "Yes, I will buy this house." That is a binding verbal contract.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Let's get another house, flip it over, make some cash.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
[Chuckling] Honey and Vinegar?
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Oh, my God. I do not have time for you.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Do you want time to think it over? No!
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
I like to keep it loaded because you never know who's gonna walk into a law office these days.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
and I will respectfully decline the duel.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
- Don't do it. - And, uh, don't worry...
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Hey, Deandra? Can we talk to you for a sec?
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Whoo! Thank God there wasn't a baby in there, huh?
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Wait, wait. Don't do that. We're the wealthy homosexual couple she promised her womb to.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
What the hell are you guys doing here? Do not ruin this for me!
#50