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Season 5  "The Waitress Is Getting Married"  5x5

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 15, 2009

The waitress is getting married, Dee is jealous that she's beating her to the altar, so she tries to derail the wedding.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
Yeah. I figure if we keep the hive in the basement, we'll always have honey.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
[Buzzing] No. Wasps do not make honey.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
- Mmm. - [Screaming] Shit!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
Ohh. Who was that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Weird. We'll get into that later.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
All you care about is the fact the waitress is getting married before you. Right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
And C: Get this. The guy she's marrying used to be my boyfriend.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
- Get him his own booty call. - Ohh!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
[Door Opens] Hey-oh!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Sure, right. Uh, yeah, totally.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
Ahh. So, do you have the makeup?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
Why would you want a checkered hat and a pipe?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Yeah, I can see where this is going.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Just put steak. Just put regular steak. And then- I'm gonna put steak.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
- All right, what are some of your likes? - Uh, ghouls.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
We'll make it up. We'll make the whole thing up. Let's get out of here!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
Bingo, bitch.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
how your wedding was gonna be all poor or boring or dull or whatever it was you were...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
I kinda would like to meet some of your friends.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
But whatever, that's good. Bring that up when Brad's here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
Yup. I really didn't want to come, but Brad insisted.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Brad, did you know about her unfortunate problems with drugs and alcohol?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
You're absolutely right. I'm confusing you with another pathetic drunk that I know.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
## [Continues]
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
I don't remember the backstory. All right, listen, man. You're a philanthropist.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
[Together] Philanthropist! Meet us in the bathroom.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Okay, question number one.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Huh! Wow. You are very forgettable.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
How many people in the room have had sex with the bride-to-be?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
They have a sex tape together. This guy came along- No.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
Wait, no. No, no, no, no, Brad. No, don't leave yet. I'm sorry.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Wonderful! Get out of here!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
I forgot to tell you...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Are you Charlie Kelly? Yeah. Yeah, I am. Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
I'm a full-on rapist, you know?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
I help- I help people. You know what I mean? I'm...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
Oh, God, dude! I'm sucking ass!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
Are you listening to yourself? Jesus Christ!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
Go back out there. Start asking her questions about herself.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
Just go. Just get out there. Just go. Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Hi. Uh, I'm the manager. And Mr. Kelly is one of our preferred customers.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Hey, I own this joint. And I know this guy. And he is loaded.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
- What are you doing? - I'm leaving!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
Well, guess what, bro. The waitress is getting married. So suck on that!

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
[Buzzing] No. Wasps do not make honey.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
- Mmm. - [Screaming] Shit!
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
Ohh. Who was that?
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Weird. We'll get into that later.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
All you care about is the fact the waitress is getting married before you. Right?
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
And C: Get this. The guy she's marrying used to be my boyfriend.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
- Get him his own booty call. - Ohh!
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
[Door Opens] Hey-oh!
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Sure, right. Uh, yeah, totally.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
Ahh. So, do you have the makeup?
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
Why would you want a checkered hat and a pipe?
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Yeah, I can see where this is going.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Just put steak. Just put regular steak. And then- I'm gonna put steak.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
- All right, what are some of your likes? - Uh, ghouls.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
We'll make it up. We'll make the whole thing up. Let's get out of here!
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
Bingo, bitch.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
how your wedding was gonna be all poor or boring or dull or whatever it was you were...
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
I kinda would like to meet some of your friends.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21 #21 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22 #22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
But whatever, that's good. Bring that up when Brad's here.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24 #24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
Yup. I really didn't want to come, but Brad insisted.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Brad, did you know about her unfortunate problems with drugs and alcohol?
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
You're absolutely right. I'm confusing you with another pathetic drunk that I know.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
## [Continues]
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
I don't remember the backstory. All right, listen, man. You're a philanthropist.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
[Together] Philanthropist! Meet us in the bathroom.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31 #31 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Okay, question number one.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Huh! Wow. You are very forgettable.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
How many people in the room have had sex with the bride-to-be?
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
They have a sex tape together. This guy came along- No.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
Wait, no. No, no, no, no, Brad. No, don't leave yet. I'm sorry.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Wonderful! Get out of here!
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
I forgot to tell you...
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Are you Charlie Kelly? Yeah. Yeah, I am. Yeah.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40 #40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
I'm a full-on rapist, you know?
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
I help- I help people. You know what I mean? I'm...
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
Oh, God, dude! I'm sucking ass!
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
Are you listening to yourself? Jesus Christ!
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
Go back out there. Start asking her questions about herself.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
Just go. Just get out there. Just go. Yeah.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Hi. Uh, I'm the manager. And Mr. Kelly is one of our preferred customers.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Hey, I own this joint. And I know this guy. And he is loaded.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
- What are you doing? - I'm leaving!
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
Well, guess what, bro. The waitress is getting married. So suck on that!
#50