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Season 5  "The Gang Reignites the Rivalry"  5x12

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 10, 2009

After being banned for 10 years from a local drinking competition appropriately named "Flipadelphia," the gang tries to reignite their old rivalry with another local bar. Finding that they are in need of some serious practice, the guys head to Dennis' old fraternity house at the University of Pennsylvania to get their game up to speed while Dee hones her skills on her own. Frank wears skinny pants.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
Whoa, whoa. What- What the hell is that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
He's lying. He doesn't have any poison. No, I don't have any on me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably. I-I'm sorry.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
I don't have bison fingers! I don't have bison fingers. Oh, yes, you do.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
Maybe you could be, um, team instigator. Yeah! There we go.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
Oh. This brings me back.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
What? I never- I don't chug dick. That's crazy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
- Like this! - Frank? What the hell are you doing, man?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
Oh, sixth grade? Cool, man. Well, I guess I kind of blazed the trail...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
You- You want to get in on this? Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
We got Ritarall. Ritarall?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
Okay? Have some respect for a brother, okay? I'm a legend around this place.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
No more zapping.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
One more time, just- Oh, Dee. Dee, it's getting hard to watch.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
That's right. These kids these days, I'll tell you what.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
They're my brothers? No, no. That's not fun.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
That wasn't fun! It's not fun! It's not fun!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
Just, please, please take care of those little savages. Got it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Woo-hoo-hoo! Jesus Christ.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
Yeah! Jesus Christ, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Uh, paint you up? How? Yes.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
Sorry. Excuse us. Uh, are you ready?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
I used to dress guys up like bananas and walk them around the quad.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
Like while he was sleeping. I'm all about that shit!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
And I don't understand that. It's like they live in a fantasy world, where,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
so that when he's in using it, people can see his junk.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
And how about them apples? And all that Gordon Wood business!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Oh! That's so weird! That's so- That's long-term shit. I would- Yes!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
I've created a masterpiece.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
the amount of book learning I would have put to my brain- Read! And math, dude!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
They really got to me! They burned me and I haven't let it go.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
Hey! Oh! Oh!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
- I think we need to rethink who our rivals are. - What do you mean?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Okay! That's it! It's a rivalry! The new rivalry!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
- And paint girls! - And get painted by them!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
I know you're not, Sis. I'm proud of you. We're really proud of you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Go! Go, Dee! Go, Dee! Go, Dee!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
Oh, come on! Come on! Dee!

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
He's lying. He doesn't have any poison. No, I don't have any on me.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably. I-I'm sorry.
#3
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
I don't have bison fingers! I don't have bison fingers. Oh, yes, you do.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
Maybe you could be, um, team instigator. Yeah! There we go.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8 #8 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9 #9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
Oh. This brings me back.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
What? I never- I don't chug dick. That's crazy.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
- Like this! - Frank? What the hell are you doing, man?
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
Oh, sixth grade? Cool, man. Well, I guess I kind of blazed the trail...
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
You- You want to get in on this? Yeah.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
We got Ritarall. Ritarall?
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
Okay? Have some respect for a brother, okay? I'm a legend around this place.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
No more zapping.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
One more time, just- Oh, Dee. Dee, it's getting hard to watch.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
That's right. These kids these days, I'll tell you what.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
They're my brothers? No, no. That's not fun.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
That wasn't fun! It's not fun! It's not fun!
#21
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Just, please, please take care of those little savages. Got it.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Woo-hoo-hoo! Jesus Christ.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
Yeah! Jesus Christ, Charlie.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Uh, paint you up? How? Yes.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
Sorry. Excuse us. Uh, are you ready?
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
I used to dress guys up like bananas and walk them around the quad.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
Like while he was sleeping. I'm all about that shit!
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
And I don't understand that. It's like they live in a fantasy world, where,
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
so that when he's in using it, people can see his junk.
#32
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How?
#34
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And how about them apples? And all that Gordon Wood business!
#36
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Oh! That's so weird! That's so- That's long-term shit. I would- Yes!
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
I've created a masterpiece.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40 #40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
the amount of book learning I would have put to my brain- Read! And math, dude!
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
They really got to me! They burned me and I haven't let it go.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
Hey! Oh! Oh!
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
- I think we need to rethink who our rivals are. - What do you mean?
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Okay! That's it! It's a rivalry! The new rivalry!
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
- And paint girls! - And get painted by them!
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
I know you're not, Sis. I'm proud of you. We're really proud of you.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Go! Go, Dee! Go, Dee! Go, Dee!
#49
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Oh, come on! Come on! Dee!
#50