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Season 5  "Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens"  5x8

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 05, 2009

The gang decides to expand their business by developing a number of products that they could sell at Paddy's pub.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
That's okay, 'cause it's right here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
- He just did eat it. - All right. I'm talking to a lawyer about this.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
my instinct to steal this idea is very strong.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Uh, hello, Frank. [Chuckles]
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
It's just a jumping-off point. Frank, keeping hard-boiled eggs...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
And he knows it 'cause he turns the picture away from him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
I was not participating in that conversation, 'cause I don't find her lovely.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
I do charge. Okay? You don't pay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
Any respect that you're feeling that's coming from me is a mistake on your part.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
had- had dry ink on it for at least many "forknights,"
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
But they locked me in a closet.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
One that reflects our take-no-prisoners, rock-and-roll lifestyle.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
What's more sexual than a high-waisted thong riding high up a woman's backside?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
It's a visual stimulant, bro. I'm not wearing these because I'm comfortable.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
But you gotta have functionality with your comedy, okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Oh, that is big! That's a big monster dick.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
We are gonna sell a million of those, dude. We'll do black ones...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
I don't get it? Huh? Open your mouth, bitch. What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
But I'm working on it. What the hell does she have to do with anything?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Okay. Okay. Suck on this, bitches.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Right. Oh, goddamn it, Frank! That's just an egg!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
No, and I don't know why you think we're gonna catch him having an affair.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
The woman in the room right next to him...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
Oh, shit. I see him. He's walking towards the car. He's walking towards the car!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
We were staking you out last night- kinda spying on you. Mm-hmm.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
so you don't have to look at her face?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
And I have to sleep in this fleabag motel.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
God, divorce is tough. The picture sort of coming together for you all?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
Yeah, but a water gun doesn't have the same feel to it, you know?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
and eagles flying through the air and picking up trout out of rivers and shit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
- What is that? - Paddy's Shotgun, bro!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
I would like to get your number, actually, though at some point.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna get a patent for this and sue your balls off.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Sandy, have a seat right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Sandy does that. Sandy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Well, she's a lady of the night. She's a prostitute.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
[Dee] It's a mess. [Charlie] He's been crying.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Goddamn shoes. You can't run in 'em.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
I will take care of all of your legal needs...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
And I was gonna do it for you, you son of a b- All right, fine. I won't do it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
if they agree to sign a contract that grants you...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
- Objection! - This is not a court of law.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
New deal! We are taking that propulsion and putting it in our shotgun!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
So sorry, sir. They duct-taped me to the bathroom sink.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
for a, uh- a Paddy's Pub.
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Nudie pen!

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
- He just did eat it. - All right. I'm talking to a lawyer about this.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
my instinct to steal this idea is very strong.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Uh, hello, Frank. [Chuckles]
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
It's just a jumping-off point. Frank, keeping hard-boiled eggs...
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6 #6 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
And he knows it 'cause he turns the picture away from him.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
I was not participating in that conversation, 'cause I don't find her lovely.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
I do charge. Okay? You don't pay.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
Any respect that you're feeling that's coming from me is a mistake on your part.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
had- had dry ink on it for at least many "forknights,"
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
But they locked me in a closet.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
One that reflects our take-no-prisoners, rock-and-roll lifestyle.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
What's more sexual than a high-waisted thong riding high up a woman's backside?
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
It's a visual stimulant, bro. I'm not wearing these because I'm comfortable.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
But you gotta have functionality with your comedy, okay?
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Oh, that is big! That's a big monster dick.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
We are gonna sell a million of those, dude. We'll do black ones...
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
I don't get it? Huh? Open your mouth, bitch. What?
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
But I'm working on it. What the hell does she have to do with anything?
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Okay. Okay. Suck on this, bitches.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Right. Oh, goddamn it, Frank! That's just an egg!
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
No, and I don't know why you think we're gonna catch him having an affair.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
The woman in the room right next to him...
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
Oh, shit. I see him. He's walking towards the car. He's walking towards the car!
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
We were staking you out last night- kinda spying on you. Mm-hmm.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
so you don't have to look at her face?
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
And I have to sleep in this fleabag motel.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
God, divorce is tough. The picture sort of coming together for you all?
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30 #30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
Yeah, but a water gun doesn't have the same feel to it, you know?
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
and eagles flying through the air and picking up trout out of rivers and shit.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
- What is that? - Paddy's Shotgun, bro!
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
I would like to get your number, actually, though at some point.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna get a patent for this and sue your balls off.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Sandy, have a seat right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Sandy does that. Sandy.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Well, she's a lady of the night. She's a prostitute.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
[Dee] It's a mess. [Charlie] He's been crying.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Goddamn shoes. You can't run in 'em.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
I will take care of all of your legal needs...
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
And I was gonna do it for you, you son of a b- All right, fine. I won't do it.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
if they agree to sign a contract that grants you...
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
- Objection! - This is not a court of law.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
New deal! We are taking that propulsion and putting it in our shotgun!
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
So sorry, sir. They duct-taped me to the bathroom sink.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
for a, uh- a Paddy's Pub.
#47
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## [Continues]
#49
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Nudie pen!
#50