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Season 5  "The Waitress Is Getting Married"  5x5

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 15, 2009

The waitress is getting married, Dee is jealous that she's beating her to the altar, so she tries to derail the wedding.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
Yeah. I figure if we keep the hive in the basement, we'll always have honey.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
[Buzzing] No. Wasps do not make honey.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
- Mmm. - [Screaming] Shit!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
Ohh. Who was that?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Weird. We'll get into that later.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
All you care about is the fact the waitress is getting married before you. Right?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
And C: Get this. The guy she's marrying used to be my boyfriend.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
- Get him his own booty call. - Ohh!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
[Door Opens] Hey-oh!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Sure, right. Uh, yeah, totally.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
Ahh. So, do you have the makeup?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
Why would you want a checkered hat and a pipe?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Yeah, I can see where this is going.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Just put steak. Just put regular steak. And then- I'm gonna put steak.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
- All right, what are some of your likes? - Uh, ghouls.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
We'll make it up. We'll make the whole thing up. Let's get out of here!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
Bingo, bitch.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
how your wedding was gonna be all poor or boring or dull or whatever it was you were...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
I kinda would like to meet some of your friends.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
But whatever, that's good. Bring that up when Brad's here.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
Yup. I really didn't want to come, but Brad insisted.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Brad, did you know about her unfortunate problems with drugs and alcohol?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
You're absolutely right. I'm confusing you with another pathetic drunk that I know.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
## [Continues]
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
I don't remember the backstory. All right, listen, man. You're a philanthropist.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
[Together] Philanthropist! Meet us in the bathroom.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Okay, question number one.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Huh! Wow. You are very forgettable.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
How many people in the room have had sex with the bride-to-be?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
They have a sex tape together. This guy came along- No.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
Wait, no. No, no, no, no, Brad. No, don't leave yet. I'm sorry.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Wonderful! Get out of here!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
I forgot to tell you...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Are you Charlie Kelly? Yeah. Yeah, I am. Yeah.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
I'm a full-on rapist, you know?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
I help- I help people. You know what I mean? I'm...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
Oh, God, dude! I'm sucking ass!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
Are you listening to yourself? Jesus Christ!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
Go back out there. Start asking her questions about herself.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
Just go. Just get out there. Just go. Yeah.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Hi. Uh, I'm the manager. And Mr. Kelly is one of our preferred customers.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Hey, I own this joint. And I know this guy. And he is loaded.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
- What are you doing? - I'm leaving!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
Well, guess what, bro. The waitress is getting married. So suck on that!

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
[Buzzing] No. Wasps do not make honey.
#2 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
- Mmm. - [Screaming] Shit!
#3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
Ohh. Who was that?
#4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Weird. We'll get into that later.
#5 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
All you care about is the fact the waitress is getting married before you. Right?
#6 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
And C: Get this. The guy she's marrying used to be my boyfriend.
#7 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
- Get him his own booty call. - Ohh!
#8 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
[Door Opens] Hey-oh!
#9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
#10 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Sure, right. Uh, yeah, totally.
#11 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
Ahh. So, do you have the makeup?
#12 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
Why would you want a checkered hat and a pipe?
#13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Yeah, I can see where this is going.
#14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Just put steak. Just put regular steak. And then- I'm gonna put steak.
#15 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
- All right, what are some of your likes? - Uh, ghouls.
#16 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
We'll make it up. We'll make the whole thing up. Let's get out of here!
#17 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
Bingo, bitch.
#18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
how your wedding was gonna be all poor or boring or dull or whatever it was you were...
#19 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
I kinda would like to meet some of your friends.
#20 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21 #21 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22 #22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
But whatever, that's good. Bring that up when Brad's here.
#23 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24 #24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
Yup. I really didn't want to come, but Brad insisted.
#25 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Brad, did you know about her unfortunate problems with drugs and alcohol?
#26 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
You're absolutely right. I'm confusing you with another pathetic drunk that I know.
#27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
## [Continues]
#28 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
I don't remember the backstory. All right, listen, man. You're a philanthropist.
#29 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
[Together] Philanthropist! Meet us in the bathroom.
#30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31 #31 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Okay, question number one.
#32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Huh! Wow. You are very forgettable.
#33 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
How many people in the room have had sex with the bride-to-be?
#34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
They have a sex tape together. This guy came along- No.
#35 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
Wait, no. No, no, no, no, Brad. No, don't leave yet. I'm sorry.
#36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Wonderful! Get out of here!
#37 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
I forgot to tell you...
#38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Are you Charlie Kelly? Yeah. Yeah, I am. Yeah.
#39 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40 #40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
I'm a full-on rapist, you know?
#41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
I help- I help people. You know what I mean? I'm...
#42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
Oh, God, dude! I'm sucking ass!
#43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
Are you listening to yourself? Jesus Christ!
#44 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
Go back out there. Start asking her questions about herself.
#45 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
Just go. Just get out there. Just go. Yeah.
#46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Hi. Uh, I'm the manager. And Mr. Kelly is one of our preferred customers.
#47 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Hey, I own this joint. And I know this guy. And he is loaded.
#48 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
- What are you doing? - I'm leaving!
#49 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
Well, guess what, bro. The waitress is getting married. So suck on that!
#50