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Season 5  "The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis"  5x1

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 17, 2009

Dennis, Mac, and Frank go into real estate, while Dee sets out to be a surrogate for a wealthy couple. Charlie gets into it with an attorney over the law.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
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Yeah. We thought we'd just try to find a surrogate by ourselves.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Um, any- any family history of mental illness?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Wow.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
I like the sound of that. I'm gonna throw something at you guys, so brace yourselves.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
I've typed up a price sheet I would like the two of you to peruse.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
But- This is great.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
They didn't do that here. This is a pretty nice house. A little lived in maybe.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
What do you mean your house? I bought this house! We own this house!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Frank, take it easy, bud. Take it- You gotta use your head now.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
I don't even know what the hell he's talking about. It doesn't matter.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Dennis, in that scenario, we'd have to kill the kids 'cause they would've seen our faces.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Well, thank you. It's always felt a little empty without a family.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Oh, I used to be so good at those. You mind if I get in?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
And that's it. No reason to be animals about it. And they changed the locks.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
Man. I gotta admit, that's, uh...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
My door, deadbeat! My door!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Until then, you can't touch them. That's bull bird, man.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Actually, they're pretty simple.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
I'd advise that you do that.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Okay. Well- Filibuster.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
We won't be able to get a dime for it.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Absolutely. I'm thinking we do like a classic good Realtor-bad Realtor dynamic.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
- What do you see? - I see two trannies shooting at each other.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
I don't have to explain everything to you about what I know!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
They have a huge house, kick-ass pool.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
And then we can go swim in Deandra's pool.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Do that for me, okay, baby boy?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
- Hi! How are ya? - How you doing? We're here to look at the house.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Good. All right. This is the living room. Okay! Wonderful.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Oh, I'm sorry. Is she used to something smaller, and you don't think she can handle it?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
It's just his passion for quality real estate that makes him so intense.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
That's it. There we go. That's all I wanted to hear. Congratulations, folks.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
She said, "Yes, I will buy this house." That is a binding verbal contract.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Let's get another house, flip it over, make some cash.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
[Chuckling] Honey and Vinegar?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Oh, my God. I do not have time for you.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Do you want time to think it over? No!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
I like to keep it loaded because you never know who's gonna walk into a law office these days.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
and I will respectfully decline the duel.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
- Don't do it. - And, uh, don't worry...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Hey, Deandra? Can we talk to you for a sec?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Whoo! Thank God there wasn't a baby in there, huh?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Wait, wait. Don't do that. We're the wealthy homosexual couple she promised her womb to.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
What the hell are you guys doing here? Do not ruin this for me!

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
Yeah. We thought we'd just try to find a surrogate by ourselves.
#2 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Um, any- any family history of mental illness?
#3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Wow.
#4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
I like the sound of that. I'm gonna throw something at you guys, so brace yourselves.
#5 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
I've typed up a price sheet I would like the two of you to peruse.
#6 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
But- This is great.
#7 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
They didn't do that here. This is a pretty nice house. A little lived in maybe.
#8 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
What do you mean your house? I bought this house! We own this house!
#9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Frank, take it easy, bud. Take it- You gotta use your head now.
#10 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
I don't even know what the hell he's talking about. It doesn't matter.
#11 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Dennis, in that scenario, we'd have to kill the kids 'cause they would've seen our faces.
#12 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13 #13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Well, thank you. It's always felt a little empty without a family.
#14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Oh, I used to be so good at those. You mind if I get in?
#15 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16 #16 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
And that's it. No reason to be animals about it. And they changed the locks.
#17 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
Man. I gotta admit, that's, uh...
#18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
My door, deadbeat! My door!
#19 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Until then, you can't touch them. That's bull bird, man.
#20 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Actually, they're pretty simple.
#21 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
I'd advise that you do that.
#22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Okay. Well- Filibuster.
#23 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24 #24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
We won't be able to get a dime for it.
#25 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Absolutely. I'm thinking we do like a classic good Realtor-bad Realtor dynamic.
#26 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27 #27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
- What do you see? - I see two trannies shooting at each other.
#28 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
I don't have to explain everything to you about what I know!
#29 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
They have a huge house, kick-ass pool.
#30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
And then we can go swim in Deandra's pool.
#31 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32 #32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Do that for me, okay, baby boy?
#33 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
- Hi! How are ya? - How you doing? We're here to look at the house.
#34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Good. All right. This is the living room. Okay! Wonderful.
#35 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Oh, I'm sorry. Is she used to something smaller, and you don't think she can handle it?
#36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
It's just his passion for quality real estate that makes him so intense.
#37 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
That's it. There we go. That's all I wanted to hear. Congratulations, folks.
#38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
She said, "Yes, I will buy this house." That is a binding verbal contract.
#39 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Let's get another house, flip it over, make some cash.
#40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
[Chuckling] Honey and Vinegar?
#41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Oh, my God. I do not have time for you.
#42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Do you want time to think it over? No!
#43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
I like to keep it loaded because you never know who's gonna walk into a law office these days.
#44 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
and I will respectfully decline the duel.
#45 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
- Don't do it. - And, uh, don't worry...
#46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Hey, Deandra? Can we talk to you for a sec?
#47 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Whoo! Thank God there wasn't a baby in there, huh?
#48 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Wait, wait. Don't do that. We're the wealthy homosexual couple she promised her womb to.
#49 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
What the hell are you guys doing here? Do not ruin this for me!
#50