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Season 9  "Our Stuff Gets Real"  9x9

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 12, 2010

The reality of having a baby begins to settle in for both J.D. and Elliot while Lucy struggles with the reality of operating on people.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 1
Do you think it's okay if we skip tonight?
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- Well, I've not pooped in a week. - Ah!
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 3
probably a sunrise or a hilarious e-card,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 4
You two, come on, now. Nobody wins at cancer.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 5
It's behind me, isn't it?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 6
- He died. She got nothing. - Burt died?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 7
giving it away to any guy that would buy her a free steak.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 8
No, no, Todd, neither one of us is going to be having sex.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 9
All right? You're not gonna have sex for a long, long, long, long time.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 10
- She'll have the baby to cuddle with. - That little bastard.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 11
with Elliot after the baby came,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 12
Yep. Nothing like a girl with a little junk in the front.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 13
You've had a few too many.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 14
Hey, just babymoon it, dude.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 15
- we haven't really connected yet. - No.
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- Okay, that sounded weird. - You know what else is weird,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 17
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 18
My wife is making me do a will,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 19
but there is no way that succubus is gonna get my recliner after I die.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 20
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 22
You're not crying, are you?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 23
Med students are told to keep a cadaver's face covered
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 24
Lucy, we're friends. It would be an honor.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 25
Like a plant, so that it'll, you know, grow.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 26
You didn't see me, all right? I wasn't here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 27
right before your baby comes out of your special area.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 28
We'll be like gods controlling the weather.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 29
Jordan, I can't sign a will right now. As usual, please don't call me back.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 30
Or a tiny exam that's a whopping 25% of your final grade.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 31
I'm sorry, Dr. Turk, I can't do this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 32
You probably already picked out
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 33
J.D., I know that some couples
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 34
Okay, I don't have time for this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 35
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 36
I want you to meet me in the O.R. In an hour.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 37
I mean, around here, you just can't let your work
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 38
- Fine. I'm gonna tell him you said that. - No! No! No!
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 39
I do. I love the attention.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 40
If Barbie will not listen to what's good for her,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 41
Let me tell you about my friend, Jake.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 42
So, why are we going to be looking into your friend's guts?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 44
This is just some dude with appendicitis.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 45
You know, you always think you're gonna have just a little more time.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 46
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 47
but you couldn't hear because you're married to him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 49
Look, you know this is what I do before big, life-changing events.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 50
and I didn't mean to ruin the babymoon.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 2
- Well, I've not pooped in a week. - Ah!
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 3
probably a sunrise or a hilarious e-card,
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 4
You two, come on, now. Nobody wins at cancer.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 5
It's behind me, isn't it?
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 6
- He died. She got nothing. - Burt died?
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 7
giving it away to any guy that would buy her a free steak.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 8
No, no, Todd, neither one of us is going to be having sex.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 9
All right? You're not gonna have sex for a long, long, long, long time.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 10
- She'll have the baby to cuddle with. - That little bastard.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 11
with Elliot after the baby came,
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 12
Yep. Nothing like a girl with a little junk in the front.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 13
You've had a few too many.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 14
Hey, just babymoon it, dude.
#14
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- we haven't really connected yet. - No.
#15
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- Okay, that sounded weird. - You know what else is weird,
#16
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My wife is making me do a will,
#18
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but there is no way that succubus is gonna get my recliner after I die.
#19
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You're not crying, are you?
#22
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Med students are told to keep a cadaver's face covered
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 24
Lucy, we're friends. It would be an honor.
#24
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Like a plant, so that it'll, you know, grow.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 26
You didn't see me, all right? I wasn't here.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 27
right before your baby comes out of your special area.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 28
We'll be like gods controlling the weather.
#28
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Jordan, I can't sign a will right now. As usual, please don't call me back.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 30
Or a tiny exam that's a whopping 25% of your final grade.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 31
I'm sorry, Dr. Turk, I can't do this.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 32
You probably already picked out
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 33
J.D., I know that some couples
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 34
Okay, I don't have time for this.
#34
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I want you to meet me in the O.R. In an hour.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 37
I mean, around here, you just can't let your work
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 38
- Fine. I'm gonna tell him you said that. - No! No! No!
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 39
I do. I love the attention.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 40
If Barbie will not listen to what's good for her,
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 41
Let me tell you about my friend, Jake.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 42
So, why are we going to be looking into your friend's guts?
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 43 #43 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 44
This is just some dude with appendicitis.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 45
You know, you always think you're gonna have just a little more time.
#45
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but you couldn't hear because you're married to him.
#47
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Look, you know this is what I do before big, life-changing events.
#49
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and I didn't mean to ruin the babymoon.
#50