S9 E5
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Season 9  "Our Mysteries"  9x5

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 22, 2009

J.D. still clamors for Dr. Turk's approval as he approaches his final day of teaching at Sacred Heart, Lucy searches within herself for the courage to perform a basic medical procedure on a real human, and Denise and Drew make things official.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 1
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Yeah, and tell them Dr. D sent you. You'll get a little extra whip.
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- I'm gonna need a minute. - Turk, no.
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Dynamite work. But here's the thing there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 5
Some people go on retreats. I flick the dead.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 6
I still remember my one line. "No, thank you. I don't like soup."
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 7
I don't know how, but that knocked the wind out of me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 8
"Mesmerizing," "Hilarious,"
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 9
You cannot get under my skin today. Not with reviews like these.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 11
Tell me a hundred times.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 12
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 14
Dude, I hope you paged me 'cause you came to your senses
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 15
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 16
All right, I'm in, but you're buying me a magnifying glass.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 17
It's too late. If she talks to me, shoot me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 18
- I guess. - Yes!
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Mmm. Sorry, baby. No can do. Doc says I got tiny baby veins.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 20
He's dealt with worse. He came to this country on a boat made of tires.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 21
trying to solve The Mystery of the Feelings Hurter.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 22
It just sounded cooler. We're in.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 23
- Hey! So, what's the plan for tonight? - Drew doesn't want to go.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 24
is not even wearing the pants in her very own relationship.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 25
And make no mistake about it. Early victories are huge.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 26
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 27
Damn, why didn't I get one of those for me?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 28
Well, come in or shut the door. You're letting all the funk out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 29
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 30
I can't do it. I'm never gonna be able to do it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 32
I can't get with a gal in the same bed I shared with Enid.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 33
I know you don't give a damn about what students think,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 34
Just lure them there with something young people like,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 35
It's just that I'm working a case right now,
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Thank you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 37
So who gave Dr. Dorian a negative review?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 38
Jeremy. Of course I suspected you.
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Perry?
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but maybe I wanted you to see just how ridiculous you truly are,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 42
sooner or later you gotta let go of their hands.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 43
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I told them they couldn't sit with us.
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Why are you acting like we're in some big, serious relationship?
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You know what? I'm into it if you are.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 47
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That vein didn't stand a chance. I owned that bitch.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 49
- and I will take some blood. - What are you doing?
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Yeah, and tell them Dr. D sent you. You'll get a little extra whip.
#2
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- I'm gonna need a minute. - Turk, no.
#3
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Dynamite work. But here's the thing there.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 5
Some people go on retreats. I flick the dead.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 6
I still remember my one line. "No, thank you. I don't like soup."
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 7
I don't know how, but that knocked the wind out of me.
#7
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"Mesmerizing," "Hilarious,"
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 9
You cannot get under my skin today. Not with reviews like these.
#9
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Tell me a hundred times.
#11
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Dude, I hope you paged me 'cause you came to your senses
#14
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All right, I'm in, but you're buying me a magnifying glass.
#16
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It's too late. If she talks to me, shoot me.
#17
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- I guess. - Yes!
#18
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Mmm. Sorry, baby. No can do. Doc says I got tiny baby veins.
#19
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He's dealt with worse. He came to this country on a boat made of tires.
#20
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trying to solve The Mystery of the Feelings Hurter.
#21
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It just sounded cooler. We're in.
#22
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- Hey! So, what's the plan for tonight? - Drew doesn't want to go.
#23
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is not even wearing the pants in her very own relationship.
#24
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And make no mistake about it. Early victories are huge.
#25
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Damn, why didn't I get one of those for me?
#27
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Well, come in or shut the door. You're letting all the funk out.
#28
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I can't do it. I'm never gonna be able to do it.
#30
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I can't get with a gal in the same bed I shared with Enid.
#32
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I know you don't give a damn about what students think,
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 34
Just lure them there with something young people like,
#34
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It's just that I'm working a case right now,
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 36
Thank you.
#36
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So who gave Dr. Dorian a negative review?
#37
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Jeremy. Of course I suspected you.
#38
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Perry?
#40
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but maybe I wanted you to see just how ridiculous you truly are,
#41
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sooner or later you gotta let go of their hands.
#42
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I told them they couldn't sit with us.
#44
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Why are you acting like we're in some big, serious relationship?
#45
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You know what? I'm into it if you are.
#46
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That vein didn't stand a chance. I owned that bitch.
#48
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- and I will take some blood. - What are you doing?
#49
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